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Here's a timeline of all the events that have been happening since the protests started Jan. 25th:
TUESDAY: Jan. 25 - Thousands of Egyptians demand an end to Mubarak's rule and clash with police in a "Day of Wrath" of anti-government demonstrations inspired by the downfall of Tunisia's President Zine al-Abidine Ben Ali on Jan. 14.
-- Protests also take place in Ismailia and Suez, east of Cairo, and in other Nile Delta cities.
WEDNESDAY: Jan. 26 - In unprecedented scenes, police fight with thousands of Egyptians who defy a government ban to protest against Mubarak's rule. Security forces arrest about 500 demonstrators over the two days, the Interior Ministry says.
THURSDAY: Jan. 27 - Reform campaigner and former head of the IAEA, Mohamed ElBaradei arrives in Cairo.
FRIDAY: Jan. 28 - At least 24 people are killed and more than 1,000 wounded in clashes throughout Egypt, 13 are killed in Suez. Mubarak extends a curfew to all cities in Egypt.
-- Mubarak orders troops and tanks into cities overnight to quell demonstrations. Thousands cheer at the news of the intervention of the army, which is seen as neutral, unlike the police who are regularly deployed to stifle dissent.
SATURDAY: Jan. 29 - Mubarak sacks his cabinet but refuses to step down after a day of violent protests.
-- Protesters stream back into Cairo's central Tahrir Square in the early hours after Mubarak announces, in an address broadcast shortly after midnight, he is sacking Egypt's government and is committed to reform.
-- Later Mubarak picks intelligence chief and confidante, Omar Suleiman, as vice president.
-- Thousands of protesters continue to roam the streets after the 4 p.m. (1400 GMT) curfew starts, defying an army warning that anyone violating the order would be in danger.
-- Egyptians form vigilante groups and assign private doormen armed with sticks to guard property after police withdraw from the streets.
-- Internet goes down
SUNDAY: Jan. 30 - U.S. President Barack Obama urges an "orderly transition" to democracy in Egypt, stopping short of calling on Mubarak to step down.
-- ElBaradei tells protesters in Cairo that an uprising against Mubarak's rule "cannot go back".
-- Mubarak meets with military.
-- Breakout at Tora Prison - dozens dead, thousands escaped
MONDAY: Jan. 31 - Egypts's army says it will not use force against Egyptians staging protests. It says "freedom of expression" is guaranteed to all citizens using peaceful means.
-- Egypt swears in a new government.
-- Suleiman says Mubarak has asked him to start dialogue with all political forces, including on constitutional and legislative reforms.
-- Thousands in Tahrir Square hours after curfew, in a good-natured gathering, calling for the president to quit.
TUESDAY: Feb. 1 - Mubarak declares he will surrender power in September, offering a mixture of concessions and defiance in a televised statement.
-- Around one million Egyptians protest throughout the country for Mubarak to step down. More than 200,000 Egyptians rally in Cairo for Mubarak and his government to quit.
-- In Alexandria, Egypt's second city, troops in tanks fire shots in the air to keep order.
-- Egypt's central bank says the country's banks will remain closed for a third day amid protests. Egypt's stock exchange also announces it will be closed for the fourth day, on Feb. 2.
-- Many protesters speak of a new push on Friday, the Egyptian weekend, to rally at Cairo's presidential palace.
WEDNESDAY: Feb 2 - The army calls for protesters to leave the streets and curfew hours are eased. Crowds gather in Tahrir Square for a ninth day of protest, rejecting Mubarak's timetable. Banners read "The people demand the fall of the regime".
-- Spokesman Mustafa Naggar, says the opposition is ready to negotiate with Suleiman only after Mubarak steps down.
-- The internet goes back up
THURSDAY: Feb 3 - Violence breaks back out as pro-Mubarak protesters attack reporters and foreigners, Prime Minister apologizes, admits attacks may have been previously organized.
-- It is announced that Mubarak's son, Gamal, will not run to succeed his father when the term expires.
-- Soldiers move between two sides of supporters, push back pro-government attackers
-- Clashes resume in afternoon as military steps aside, peaking when gunfire sounds
-- Military moves back in, clearing highway overpass of Mubarak supporters. Several hundred soldiers carrying rifles move between the two sides.
FRIDAY, Feb. 11
-- after a major psyche out, Mubarak resigns, handing over the reigns to the military council
I will update this post whenever something big happens (or something I've forgotten); in the meantime discuss!
Here's a timeline of all the events that have been happening since the protests started Jan. 25th:
TUESDAY: Jan. 25 - Thousands of Egyptians demand an end to Mubarak's rule and clash with police in a "Day of Wrath" of anti-government demonstrations inspired by the downfall of Tunisia's President Zine al-Abidine Ben Ali on Jan. 14.
-- Protests also take place in Ismailia and Suez, east of Cairo, and in other Nile Delta cities.
WEDNESDAY: Jan. 26 - In unprecedented scenes, police fight with thousands of Egyptians who defy a government ban to protest against Mubarak's rule. Security forces arrest about 500 demonstrators over the two days, the Interior Ministry says.
THURSDAY: Jan. 27 - Reform campaigner and former head of the IAEA, Mohamed ElBaradei arrives in Cairo.
FRIDAY: Jan. 28 - At least 24 people are killed and more than 1,000 wounded in clashes throughout Egypt, 13 are killed in Suez. Mubarak extends a curfew to all cities in Egypt.
-- Mubarak orders troops and tanks into cities overnight to quell demonstrations. Thousands cheer at the news of the intervention of the army, which is seen as neutral, unlike the police who are regularly deployed to stifle dissent.
SATURDAY: Jan. 29 - Mubarak sacks his cabinet but refuses to step down after a day of violent protests.
-- Protesters stream back into Cairo's central Tahrir Square in the early hours after Mubarak announces, in an address broadcast shortly after midnight, he is sacking Egypt's government and is committed to reform.
-- Later Mubarak picks intelligence chief and confidante, Omar Suleiman, as vice president.
-- Thousands of protesters continue to roam the streets after the 4 p.m. (1400 GMT) curfew starts, defying an army warning that anyone violating the order would be in danger.
-- Egyptians form vigilante groups and assign private doormen armed with sticks to guard property after police withdraw from the streets.
-- Internet goes down
SUNDAY: Jan. 30 - U.S. President Barack Obama urges an "orderly transition" to democracy in Egypt, stopping short of calling on Mubarak to step down.
-- ElBaradei tells protesters in Cairo that an uprising against Mubarak's rule "cannot go back".
-- Mubarak meets with military.
-- Breakout at Tora Prison - dozens dead, thousands escaped
MONDAY: Jan. 31 - Egypts's army says it will not use force against Egyptians staging protests. It says "freedom of expression" is guaranteed to all citizens using peaceful means.
-- Egypt swears in a new government.
-- Suleiman says Mubarak has asked him to start dialogue with all political forces, including on constitutional and legislative reforms.
-- Thousands in Tahrir Square hours after curfew, in a good-natured gathering, calling for the president to quit.
TUESDAY: Feb. 1 - Mubarak declares he will surrender power in September, offering a mixture of concessions and defiance in a televised statement.
-- Around one million Egyptians protest throughout the country for Mubarak to step down. More than 200,000 Egyptians rally in Cairo for Mubarak and his government to quit.
-- In Alexandria, Egypt's second city, troops in tanks fire shots in the air to keep order.
-- Egypt's central bank says the country's banks will remain closed for a third day amid protests. Egypt's stock exchange also announces it will be closed for the fourth day, on Feb. 2.
-- Many protesters speak of a new push on Friday, the Egyptian weekend, to rally at Cairo's presidential palace.
WEDNESDAY: Feb 2 - The army calls for protesters to leave the streets and curfew hours are eased. Crowds gather in Tahrir Square for a ninth day of protest, rejecting Mubarak's timetable. Banners read "The people demand the fall of the regime".
-- Spokesman Mustafa Naggar, says the opposition is ready to negotiate with Suleiman only after Mubarak steps down.
-- The internet goes back up
THURSDAY: Feb 3 - Violence breaks back out as pro-Mubarak protesters attack reporters and foreigners, Prime Minister apologizes, admits attacks may have been previously organized.
-- It is announced that Mubarak's son, Gamal, will not run to succeed his father when the term expires.
-- Soldiers move between two sides of supporters, push back pro-government attackers
-- Clashes resume in afternoon as military steps aside, peaking when gunfire sounds
-- Military moves back in, clearing highway overpass of Mubarak supporters. Several hundred soldiers carrying rifles move between the two sides.
FRIDAY, Feb. 11
-- after a major psyche out, Mubarak resigns, handing over the reigns to the military council
I will update this post whenever something big happens (or something I've forgotten); in the meantime discuss!