Rating scale manifesto

[cookie]

my scale for rating girls is kinda logarithmic:

1 - physically disfigured
2 - never in a million years
3 - only if really desperate/drunk
4 - just maybe
5 - probably would
6 - would fuck, no questions asked. nothing wrong with her
7 - attractive yeaaa
8 - very hot but not whoa
9 - holy jesus
10 - perfect, unreal

although realistically i only use 4-9 because below 4 is just 'damn you ugly'

 

[vonFiedler]

I forgot the problem with being a high school girl and not having had sex before. Remind me?

This

 

[Lemonade]

Let me address something, Morm. one of my reason for making this thread was exactly for people like you. After all, this issue is as important as

Thank you.

 

[Morm]

probably similar in overall appeal to your saggy grease boiler tits on your 2 rated body

 

[iDunno]

probably similar in overall appeal to your saggy grease boiler tits on your 2 rated body

Hey you got a 2!!! You have graduated from being a 1!

 

[Aku]

I forgot the problem with being a high school girl and not having had sex before. Remind me?

Oh right, sorry because you're a girl it doesn't matter you're a virgin. NOT! LOL YOU'RE A VIRGIN (BAN ME PLEASE) LMFAO.

I don't really think that ten is all that bad.
I do enjoy 5 though

 

[cookie]

throwing accusations of being a virgin? on a pokemon forum? seriously guys

EDIT: take it to pm nobody cares morm/v0x

 

[Morm]

for the record I was calling Mike B a virgin for rating natalie so high.

 

[iDunno]

Well, according to this post, Mike B is gay, so that would explain it.

 

[Frieddimsum]

I thought bagged milk was pretty important.
Wait but is V0x a girl or a guy?

 

[Lemonade]

^ depends whichever gender let's me screw around more

Also, I guess the bagged milk meme hasn't run around in this alley yet.

Now then, there wasno intention of seriously changing anyone into a six scale user, as society has entrenched to 10 scale into everyone and deviating from the status quo is bad. Also, cookie, see you end up only using 6 numbers anyway.

 

[cookie]

for the record I was calling Mike B a virgin for rating natalie so high.

uh how do i put this

 

[cookie]

look at this picture

 

[cookie]

you didn't see the number plate, right? well mike b did

 

[Ramblin Wreck]

^ depends whichever gender let's me screw around more

The mantra of ugly "bi" girls everywhere.

 

[Objection]

Now then, there wasno intention of seriously changing anyone into a six scale user, as society has entrenched to 10 scale into everyone and deviating from the status quo is bad. Also, cookie, see you end up only using 6 numbers anyway.

deviating from the status quo is bad.

Unless the status quo itself is bad, then deviating from the status quo is good.

 

[Lemonade]

"deviating from the status quo is bad" was meant to be sarcastic