Porygon
HP: 55
Energy: 54
Other: Flying type for four actions
Croagunk
HP: 32
Energy: 87
Other: None of consequnce
Round Eight: The Eating Habits of Amphibians
Severely offended by the stuff he's reading online, Croagunk goes into a rage and starts steaming before he eventually slams into Porygon, hitting her repeatedly unitl he has taken revenge for the statements. Content that her adversary has learned how to fight, RHCP begins to load three seperate programs at once. She starts to glow, and her color scheme rapidly switches between red, pale blue, and yellow. The pattern gets faster and faster until she eventually starts glowing all three colors at once, causing the ref's epilepsy to alk;fdhjoqnecodeucakdne;ae
Sorry folks, back to the reffing. And the multi-colored wind slams into Croagunk right as it glows red, causing a slight burn to spread across his fists from the impact.
Porygon decides to take it easy, and simply starts levitating in mid-air. Enraged at the burn, and completely forgetting Porygon's new Flying typing, Croagunk rushes forwards as his fist turns red as the blood vessels swell until they are just under the surface. With one final hit, Croagunk slams his fist into the winds making up RHCP, and begins to suck energy into the blood vessels, healing Croagunk.
"Porygon, return!"
A blue vaccum opened up in the arena, and Porygon dissapeared inside of her Pokeball.
"Wait, wait, wait. This is switch=KO, he can't do that!"
I glared down Leethoof, still mildly irritated from the incident mentioned earlier in this reffing. "Look, it is technically legal. It doesn't say 'switch=illegal,' just 'switch=KO.' Therefore, he is allowed to switch, it just ends in a KO. Understood? Oh, and please stop breakin the fourth wall."
"But that's just stupid! Why would anyone-"
"I don't know. He probably wanted to give his Rebble some counters or something from-"
"Now you're breaking the fourth wall!"
I slammed my fist onto the keyboard of the computer in front of me, causing several messages to pop up on the screen. "Look, it's contagious, alright? Anyways, Axaj send out your mon, Leethoof, see if you can make the best of it."
In yet another flash of light (NTS: find something more creative), a small, levitating rock appeared inside of the field. Feeling very repetitive today, Croagunk jumped the gun, and slammed his fist into the Pokemon before he could even get his bearings, slightly healing Croagunk in the process.
Rebble
HP: 74
Energy: 100
Other: None of consequence
Croagunk
HP: 25
Energy: 68
Other: 1st Degree Burn
Leethoof, go