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Rediamond gets a nuke: This is not a test. (Axaj vs Leethoof)

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Boggle, YOUR TIME TO SHINE IS NOW! GO FORTH AND EAT CYBERDUCK WITH A SIDE OF FLOATING PEBBLES! And by eat, I mean Revenge->Drain Punch->Drain Punch.

Yeah, thats how dirty-fighting frogs eat.
 
Porygon
HP: 55
Energy: 54
Other: Flying type for four actions

Croagunk
HP: 32
Energy: 87
Other: None of consequnce

Round Eight: The Eating Habits of Amphibians

Severely offended by the stuff he's reading online, Croagunk goes into a rage and starts steaming before he eventually slams into Porygon, hitting her repeatedly unitl he has taken revenge for the statements. Content that her adversary has learned how to fight, RHCP begins to load three seperate programs at once. She starts to glow, and her color scheme rapidly switches between red, pale blue, and yellow. The pattern gets faster and faster until she eventually starts glowing all three colors at once, causing the ref's epilepsy to alk;fdhjoqnecodeucakdne;ae



Sorry folks, back to the reffing. And the multi-colored wind slams into Croagunk right as it glows red, causing a slight burn to spread across his fists from the impact.

Porygon decides to take it easy, and simply starts levitating in mid-air. Enraged at the burn, and completely forgetting Porygon's new Flying typing, Croagunk rushes forwards as his fist turns red as the blood vessels swell until they are just under the surface. With one final hit, Croagunk slams his fist into the winds making up RHCP, and begins to suck energy into the blood vessels, healing Croagunk.

"Porygon, return!"

A blue vaccum opened up in the arena, and Porygon dissapeared inside of her Pokeball.

"Wait, wait, wait. This is switch=KO, he can't do that!"

I glared down Leethoof, still mildly irritated from the incident mentioned earlier in this reffing. "Look, it is technically legal. It doesn't say 'switch=illegal,' just 'switch=KO.' Therefore, he is allowed to switch, it just ends in a KO. Understood? Oh, and please stop breakin the fourth wall."

"But that's just stupid! Why would anyone-"

"I don't know. He probably wanted to give his Rebble some counters or something from-"

"Now you're breaking the fourth wall!"

I slammed my fist onto the keyboard of the computer in front of me, causing several messages to pop up on the screen. "Look, it's contagious, alright? Anyways, Axaj send out your mon, Leethoof, see if you can make the best of it."

In yet another flash of light (NTS: find something more creative), a small, levitating rock appeared inside of the field. Feeling very repetitive today, Croagunk jumped the gun, and slammed his fist into the Pokemon before he could even get his bearings, slightly healing Croagunk in the process.

Rebble
HP: 74
Energy: 100
Other: None of consequence

Croagunk
HP: 25
Energy: 68
Other: 1st Degree Burn

Leethoof, go
 
Grrr..annoying burn. Fear not Boggle! You eat rocks for breakfast every DAY, and this one is just more nutritious (it floats). Blast it to bits with Vacuum Waves!

Vacuum Wave->Vacuum Wave->Vacuum Wave
 
Don't worry, he won't last long. Hit him with Flamethrower for super effective goodness, then a good ol' Earth Power, and then another Flamethrower. If for whatever reason the Earth Power won't work (I assume it can work where Earthquake works), use Metal Sound instead.
 
Rebble
HP: 74
Energy: 100
Other: None of consequence

Croagunk
HP: 25
Energy: 68
Other: 1st Degree Burn

In one last desperate attempt to salvage the situation, Croagunk rapidly inhales a huge volume of air. Not wishing to be outdone, Rebble raises the temperatures around him in vain, as all of the oxygen is currently inside of Croagunk's mouth. For now. In an enormous release of energy, a huge gale of power blasts across the arena, colliding with the sparks around Rebble to cause a very intense reaction when oxygen hits fire. Flaming winds rapidly rush across the arena, frying many of the safety features and possibly even compromising the safety of the nuke. The arena has literally been turned into a ticking time bomb, as both combatants are extremely damaged from the brutal explosion.

In a completely original streak, Croagunk once again inhales the surrouding air in a vaccum, while Rebble summons the forces of the Earth around him. The sand from earlier resumes its path as the winds and earth charge up, and in one final release of energy, a huge current of air suddnely races across the arena, while the arena itself rises up around the combatants, leaving the result of the battle unknown as debris and sand fill the entire arena as sirens wail, harelding the advent of something much, much scarier.

Finally. The sand and fire race around the control room, but I don't care. The sirens wail, and the lights turn the entire area into a scene straight from the films. Just like I imagined it would be. Well, except for the fire, and sand, and chaos, but that doesn't matter. It's mine.

One last message flashes onto the screen, asking for one final password. The rocket begins to stir into activation mode, while the battle rages below. I smile as I type in the final password, a victory cry from the downstairs echoing in: "REBBLE!"



Ok, climatic reffing done. If you couldn't already tell when actions were ordered, AXAJ WINS! Yay, now onto claiming and stuff.

All get obligatory 1EC/2MC/1DC. Additionally, Croagunk, Porygon, and Rebble get a KO counter. Axaj and Leethoof get two TC, and I get 3 RC to be used for fun purposes... LIKE TAKING OVER THE WORLD.

That is all. I have a missile to guide.
 
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