revamping shariah law

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itt we come up with new definitions for existing words

countryside - (n) the murder of simon cowell

arsenic - (v) to sit on a razorblade

depose - (v) to act like jack sparrow

fallacious - (adj) of or relating to blowjobs

incommunicado - (n) a fruit that makes guacamole so great it leaves you speechless

nipple - (n) a sip of sake

ineffable - (adj) the polite way of saying 'unfuckable'

sycophant - (n) a perverted mammoth

impeccable - (adj) birdproof

contour - (n) prisoner transfer

mutilation - (n) silent excitement

moustache - (v) to hurry

discount - (v) to insult nobility

leotard - (n) mentally disabled cat

piston - (adj) to feel like a urinal cake

now you
 
monkey - (n) a device used to unlock doors of houses owned by Jamaicans

internet - (n) the inside of a mesh-shaped fabric used for catching animals

That's all I got.
 
I remember this.

atheism (n) - religion based on definite and indefinite articles.

chaos (n) - An operating system based on the cha-cha.

mayhem (n) - a state where one considers sewing clothes.

altitude (n) - a measurement of the number of alts a person has.

impasse (v) - the act of passing imps.

implode (v) - the act of stocking imps.

implore (n) - the collected knowledge of imps.

impound (v) - the act of pounding imps.

impress (v) the act of pressing imps.

swagger (n) - a person with far too much swag.
 
This is an easy enough formula to follow.

deduce - (v) To demote oneself of leadership.
aporia - (n) A professional title for a drink server.
complicated - (n) A regular object transformed to simulate a computer.
equivocal - (adj) Two equally sounding voices.
 
shampoo - (n) A super-absorbent rag made from fecal compost.
poster - (adj) Past the state of uncertainty.
ornament - (v) The act of decorating the bassist of Pearl Jam.
ensign - (v) To wrap or enclose in a sign.
 
resonate (v) - to compose a sonata repeatedly.
posthumous (adj) - of or pertaining to the time period after a joke has been told.
mayonnaise (v) - to achieve favors from one's superiors using charisma.
burr (n) - carbonated alcoholic beverage based from yeast and hops.
 
medieval (adj) - not completely evil
congress (n) - the opposite of "progress"
artery (n) - the study of paintings
 
Dignity (n): the time elapsed between passing an attractive woman and turning around for another look.

Am I doing it right?
 
Wardrobe (n): Another name for a surgeon's coat.

Excellent (adj): Brought out of the basement.

Willow (v): Wanting to wallow.
 
aquatic (n): a species of insect that dwells in water

mango (v): when a male leaves the premises

reboot (v): to put a shoe on after putting a shoe on
 
hey, =(

actuarial - the quality of being real

ennui - the incorrect usage of an

balmy - to request to be hit with a bar

cursory - pertaining to curses

splendiferous - the finest strain of coniferous trees

accrued - of or pertaining to vulgarity
 
caterpillar - to serve a vertical column
supercilious - of a cell having too many cilia
promenade - lobbyists opposing lemonade bans
kingpin - to defeat a monarch in a wrestling match
parakeet - elite air force parrots
power - hit harder
bulldoze - male bovine trance
 
boob - (v) to poop upwards

homocide - (n) faaaaaaaaaaaaabulous killings

reply - (v) to fold the toilet paper over itself
 
delay - (v) to undo the act of having sex with someone

consequence - (n) a series of criminals

rapscallion - (n) hip hop green onion
 
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