revamping shariah law

jack in (v) - To settle for quiet masturbation at home when you need to.


Guy 1: So are you headed to the glory hole as usual then
Guy 2: Nah I think I'll just jack in tonight
 

biggie

champ
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absolute - a salute to a fantastic 6 pack of abdominal muscles
Hahaha I laughed so hard at work; co-workers were staring at me. GJ.

surprise (n): an award given to the most outstanding gentleman.

swingset (n): a pair of non-monogamous married people.

negro (n): an abnormally large growth in the patella region.

percoset (n): a firm pair of women's breasts.
 
acupunture - to correctly place your commas and full stops.

occupied - that bloated feeling after a baked cephalopod.

preoccupied - that feeling before that bloated feeling after a baked cephalopod.

rabies - rastafarian babies
 
Shampoo - When you try for ages to take a dump but nothing comes out

Impeding - A doorbell made from Imps
 

firecape

This is the end...
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Fatecrashers - the act of collecting all the gifs on the internet into 1 hardrive

did I do it right?



some actual ones:

theorymon - the Jamaican way of saying theory

remember - to induct a person back into a club after previously being expelled/leaving

remember - to reattach one's penis

utilize - a way of calling someone a liar

absolution - formed from absolute and a solvent
 

Nix_Hex

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sharpedo (n) - a pedophile with a thorny coat of skin. also used to refer to an actively preying pedophile
torpedo (n) - one who shares child porn over the internet by torrents
megapixel (n) - a giant superhero pixel
television (n) - the phenomena of seeing both your origin and destination while teleporting
truck (v) - to fornicate in a trailer home
elementary (n) - memorization of the middle of the alphabet
 
I herd u liek Jamaican jokes.

Cinnamon (n.) - A bad, bad person; someone who goes against the will of God

San Diego (n.) - What you get when you try to eat your waffle at the beach

Artery (n.) - The study of, or the creation of, art

Beer (n.) - One who is
 
Other than artery (and only because that's been said), that was a fantastic post.
Thank you, I'll be here all week. Also, take my mother-in-law, please!

Buddhism (n.) 1. A religion based on young flowers.
2. A quirky thing a young flower might say

Irrelevant (adj.) 1. Pertaining to the ears
2. Pertaining to the spanish verb for "to go"
 
forum: something even a pirate cannot handle.

building: a secretary's worst nightmare.

rambling: the ultimate display of sexual selection.
 
despicable (adj) - cannot be selected can be made to stop being Asian
rape (n) - frappe for rappers
napalm (n) - when your hands fall asleep
 
gymnosperm - a gym that is devoid of male sex cells

recalcitrant - willing to repeatedly go on a rant about calcium

vicissitude - a vicious attitude

laud - a deity to one with a funky accent

signature - nature's way of signing documents (lolfail)
 

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