gg
Yay for no one posting before another update begins!
BIG HAPPENSTANCE
The long night has ended. Captain Bagman emerges, sobbing frantically, while Nightmare jigglypuff holds him tenderly, stroking his hair and telling him the darkness will fade now.
Blue_Tornado rolls his eyes and scowls at the bromance being displayed before him. He turns to
Nachos and
Fangren and smiles confidently. They fold their arms and look rather smug.
Suddenly, from out of nowhere,
Nook soars into the street driving an SUV with the roof blown off. He looks like a true action movie star!
He is holding a gun out the window, and fires it constantly, taking absolutely no recoil. Wow, Nook can defy physics!!!
Before him,
iiMKUltra runs wildly, dodging to the side to try and avoid
Nook running him down. Soon enough, though, the bullets rocket into
iiMKUltra’s flesh, and he lets out a horrific cry of pain before tumbling to the ground in agony. He writhes on the floor in pain, twitching as his nerves disconnect.
Nook lets out a rebel yell and revs the SUV, running iiMKUltra over. He makes a sharp turn, narrowly avoiding tipping his beat-up vehicle, and runs
iiMKUltra over once again.
He continues screeching his victory cry before pulling over next to a group of four others and firing his gun into the air several times.
The dust settles, and along with it stills
iiMKUltra. He moves no more.
Dear iiMKUltra
You are David Hasslehoff,
The Baywatch start that has become a figment of popular culture, you are considered to be one of the best lifeguards out there. Your sandy beaches made you naturally inclined to help the SANDS, and when they fell from power, you joined the frontlines of their cause.
At night you may PM Quagsires and Yeti with the following: "NX- Save <user>." <user> will be protected from all night kills that night, but they can still have actions target them.
During the day you may PM Quagsires and Yeti with the following: "DX- Warn <user>." <user> will be warned of the dangers of swimming, and will be protected from all but drowning because of what you said.
<snip>.
You are allied with the SANDS. To win, the SNOWS, MUDS, and STARS must be defeated.
Not even his lifesaving skills could save his own life from this terrible, action movie stunt.
Danmantincan walks a slight distance away from the rest of you, wondering why, WHY, why he has been called to return to this carnage. He remembers blowing the piss out of
ginganinja with his pink tank, and feels remorse.
“Why do we do this? Why must we kill, over SANDS, over MUDS, over SNOWS, over decaying flesh?” he cries into the street, feeling the need to stop the violence once and for all.
“Because you need to GET BACK IN MY BELLY,”
Fangren screams down from above. He is standing on the edge of a building, directly above
danmantincan. Dan’s eyes go wide with horror as
Fangren launches himself off, catapulting down onto
danmantincan.
When
Fangren’s large girth stands up with a sinister ‘ho ho ho’, no trace of
danmantincan’s body can be found on the ground. It seems he was absorbed into
Fangren’s red suit…
Dear danmantincan
You are The Rageguy conglomeration,
Fresh out of your victory in SANDS, your actions allowed the MUDS to be on top. However, the fight isn’t over yet, as more people are trying to copy your many forms. For this reason, you have all become one in the fight against the others.
At night you may PM Quagsires and Yeti with the following: "NX- RAGE <user>.You and your various forms will all get together to force <user> to post what you want for the next night and day. This may not work in addition to normal efforts if someone else targets the same person in the day.
During the day once per game you may PM Quagsires and Yeti with the following: “DX- Make lynch go better than expected.” You will have the lynch halted, and, for a much better ending than you had before, no one will be lynched that day.
<snip>.
You are allied with the MUDS. To win, you must defeat the SANDS, STARS, and SNOWS.
Macle glares angrily at the rest of you, cursing the day he became the last MUDS REBEL alive. He looks ready to suicide bomb the game, and you can’t help but wonder if perhaps this is why Smogon went down…
But then, there is a clang, ringing loud and clear above the chaos.
GONG
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
The faint outlines of ghostYeti and Ghostsires appear as everyone hushes up and gathers around.
“Ten of you are (BAN ME PLEASE)s,” ghostYeti begins before Ghostsires says that’s not good hosting.
“Well if you hadn’t screwed the update up the SNOWS could have killed a STARS and not a MUDS but no, you just had to be lazy and not write it for hours then mix up the kidnap flavor,” Ghostsires retorts, before getting bet by a final smash.
Ghostsires may have just died again…
Only ghostYeti is left, who decides to swiftly conclude her part in this.
“We received all PMs from the STARS and SNOWS… a shame, too, since we were missing 3 at the point when we could have updated with all action PMs and screwed you twats over,” she states, and
askaninjask goes ballistic.
Eventually
Nook and
GoldenKnight are able to subdue him and quiet him down enough for an angry ghostYeti to conclude her statements.
“The STARS and the SNOWS have become one megafaction, we call them, the BIPOLAR CELEBRITIES WITH FROZEN <SNIP>S. Enjoy your quickly ending lives,” and with that, ghostYeti vanishes into nothingness once again.
Flamestrike and
ginganinja look angry. Downright mad, even.
“You piece of crap SNOWS, you said you were going with us! You mother<snip>ers suck <SNIP>!”
ginganinja rampages, while
Flamestrike shakes his head and says he saw this coming.
The BCwFVs (that’s a really sucky name not gonna lie) do not seem bothered. They have ten people with them, and they are TOO STRONG.
The first to fall is ginganinja, for they have whisked
macle and
Flamestrike away for the day. The really, really bad musical nontalent is strung up for lynching, and as he protests, saying SANDS games are rigged because he never can win, the rope goes taut and his neck snaps.
Dear ginganinja
You are Katy Perry,
You are an idiot. You were too crap to get on with the Really Bad Artists first time around, but this time they've sent your crappy music to save the day. You've stuck true to the SANDS because you have SANDS in your loose <snip>.
At night you may PM Quagsires and Yeti with the following: "NX- Perform for <user>. You will hold a concert that <user> will go to, forgetting to do their night action in the process.
During the day you may PM Quagsires and Yeti with the following: "DX- Bribe <user>." You will use your newfound money in order to bribe <user> to look the other way while you make off with their items.
<snip>.
You are allied with the SANDS. To win, you must defeat the SNOWS, MUDS, and STARS.
Flamestrike and
macle return, joining
Spiffy in staring in horror at the massive STARS/SNOWS alliance before them. It is now 3-10, and
Spiffy immediately craps his pants.
Everyone laughs at
Spiffy for losing bowel control while still alive and having brown pants now, and he sobs so furiously his heart stops and he dies of embarrassment.
Dear Spiffy
You are Arceus,
The one poke that need no description, you are the terror of all who exist. While one pokemon came before you, you are considered to be the God of pokemon. However, since some of your minions have joined this conflict, you have as well to get revenge on some of their disobedience.
At night you may PM Quagsires and Yeti with the following: "NX- Judgement <user>. user will be hit with a super effective attack, effectively killing them.
During the day you may PM Quagsires and Yeti with the following: "DX- Show self to <user>." You will face <user> and either scare them or force them to hand over their role PM.
If you are ever inspected, this PM will not appear and a different one will be given to the inspector, allied with the DEADs.
You are currently holding the <snip> SANDS, <snip> MUDS, <snip> SNOWS, and the <snip> STARS. These items do nothing, but you may PM us an ability of your choosing that they will say they do. Again, these will always do nothing, but only you know that.
However, you know that an item gathering role is common among other ones. The <snip> items may be useful for faking with fellow DEADS, who are all also neutrals (side note to Yeti: I changed the PM just before I sent it. The ALLCAPS do not exist, and were meant to be a temporary name at best).
You are allied with yourself. To win, you must be the last person standing.
Flamestrike and macle shake hands, admitting it’s been a good fight, but this just plain sucks. The SNOWS take mercy on Flamestrike, saying it wasn’t anything personal, just business, and plant a bullet in his skull, killing him instantly.
What happened to macle cannot be said in company like this. Needless to say, when ghostYeti and Ghostsires found his corpse, there was… a lot of anal violation.
Dear polelover44/Flamestrike
You are the Cave of Wonders Tiger,
The formidable, mystical creation of SANDS seen in Disney classic Aladdin, you are the keeper of many treasures. However, it’s a hard knock life for you, when you’re guarding genies n <snip>, it’s a hard knock life. It should be pretty <snip>in obvious why you’re allied with the SANDS.
At night you may send a PM to Quagsires and Yeti with the following: "NX- Do you want my lamp, <user>?" You will open your massive mouth to that user, allowing them access to your massive interior. <snip>.
Once in the game during the day, you may PM Quagsires and Yeti with the following: "DX- Send carpet for <user>." You will send the Flying Carpet out to snatch that user from the lynch-hungry mob if they are going to be lynched, saving them for that day. This does not hook or silence them and can only be used once.
In addition, because you can appear and reappear at will, should your allies need your vote, you can safely break a silence or persuasion to contribute to the lynch. This will never change regardless of any role played on you however it only applies if a user you are allied with is being lynched.
<snip>.
You are allied with the SANDS. To win, the SNOWS, MUDS, and STARS must be defeated.
Dear macle
You are MUDSY,
The original MUDS REBELS warrior, you were long thought an early casualty of the first global conflict between the SANDS ACQUISITIONS, INC. and the MUDS REBELS. Turns out, being made exclusively of MUDS has its advantages and you were patched back together to fight another day. Naturally, you are fighting for the men who gave you life time and time again when you MUDS-filled limbs fell off in battle: the MUDS REBELS, shortened to the MUDS.
At night you may send a PM to Quagsires and Yeti with the following: "NX- Send MUDSGATOR after <user>." You will send into action the MUDS-coated Invest-A-Gator, allowing this reptilian chap to gain that user’s full role PM.
During the day you may PM Quagsires and Yeti with the following: "DX- Use super MUDS skills on <user>." Because you are a devious, trained warrior programmed to succeed, you know it could end very poorly if any enemy is allowed to keep their items, so you will steal them.
<snip>.
You are allied with the MUDS. To win, the SNOWS, SANDS, and STARS must be defeated.
Congratulations to the STARS AND SNOWS for winning Revenge of the SANDS Mafia!
Here is the spreadsheet, you can see all the role PMs in their original forms on the Role PM tab, as well as who targeted you in the actions tabs.
https://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=0Aq6sQAnnPuyedG1zSXAySVlEd29EOGhlOFlKSnlYZVE&hl=en
Again, sorry to the factions whose plans were altered because I gave the wrong kidnap flavor. I obviously did not reread any part of the update when writing it or I would have wondered why macle’s flavor was from his own faction’s. Then again, it may not have changed too much, the STARS/SNOWS still had clear majority without the misdirected kill of Athenodoros. The only other mistake this game was Yeti misinterpreting B_T's action and freezing Fate a half cycle early.
Postgame will be up once Quagsires and I write it… hopefully he’ll get his part done faster than StevenSnype did!!!
Also yes, LifeAdmiral was the SNOWS-hating neutral. He was supposed to have a one-time resurrect and had actually subbed out for wickdaggler, but the game concluded too quickly and there was no way they’d be able to go 5-10, the lynch majority would have ended it as STARS/SNOWS both had kidnappers left. Not to mention he chose not to revive tonight.
Good game all, thank you for joining and sending your actions, the activity was much appreciated! Too bad this ended so shortly compared to the original SANDS.
Special props to Quagsires for cohosting. I'll be better at PM writing next time.
Be on the lookout for news about SANDS the THIRDS or BIGSANDS or any of Quagsires' future mafia games.