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[Princess Bubblegum]

What the fuck is this

 

[NidokingKing]

What the fuck is this

Well apparently, in ten years we will have the technology to send people into the internet. Sucks that you'll end up in Gaia Online though. Anyway...

Damn it, I'm hideous!!!

 

[Sayonara]

lol

 

[Yonko7]

I guess i'll look like him.

 

[Psychotic]

I am apparently one of these people :O

 

[Wikey]

Apparently ten years from now we'll have the technology to live forever by splicing yourself into four freakishly athletic children. Coolbeans.

That's if I use my full first name. If I use the short version this picture from my facebook pops up:

 

[Flashstorm1]

I become a gangster.

 

[kittenmay]

I am apparently one of these people :O

OR ALL OF THEM
boom

 

[Manafii101]

i understand

 

[ChaoticaMortis]

Chinese search engine, Baidu, apparently believes I'm a chemistry book.

I'm okay with this.

 

[Arch]

Apparently I'm sexy as fuck.

 

[ck49]

some guy from NY. I really hope I never end up like this

 

[Gengan]

Apparently I'm sexy as fuck.

She could use a little work on the face, though...

 

[Smaug]

I am a grass-covered car.

Also, this wasn't the first picture, but it was on the first page of results, so...

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[Yonko7]

I am a grass-covered car.

Also, this wasn't the first picture, but it was on the first page of results, so...

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Your gonna turn Psycho and have a thing for Spidermen.

 

[M. Rock]

Guess I'm gonna be another one of the government's sheep. Seems legit.

 

[Kaitii]

First and last

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First/Middle/Last

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Lovely.

 

[RitterCat]

Why does this guy have to be the first result

Instead of this marvellously-eyebrowed chap

or this intriguing gal

Also apparently if I use my full name I will become a picturesque landscape

also itt i find out rodan's real name

 

[DM]

Oh.

Okay.

 

[Avatar Korra]

Hmmm......

This was also on the first page, apparently after I turn into Canada Dry loving freak, I turn into a guy...with an unusual style of fashion

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[The Knights of Wario Land]

Apparently I'll be a catholic school kid speaking in front of an audience.

This is what happens when I search for my first middle and last name

Im a scorpion yeah

 

[Mulligan]

Hmmm. Apparently, I become the complete polar opposite of my current ethnicity and become SVP of one of the largest financial institutions in the US.

Since everyone is an SVP in a financial institution, I will not stand out as a scapegoat for the people. I am OK with this.

It was certainly better than everything else that was on the first page. I don't want to be some meteorologist's map or a graph for that matter :/

 

[Ace Emerald]

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Hi guys I'm Malcolm X and I look pretty damn cool.

 

[yee]

I'm prolly the bottlenose dolphin sliding on the whale (I will avoid sliding on fat people in the future).

 

[jas61292]

Hmm... not bad. Could certainly be worse.

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