silly inconsequential things that make you like or dislike someone more

[P Squared]

a couple months ago, i was chatting with a coworker about One Piece and he called himself a Zoro fanboy. i'm ok with Zoro as a character but for some reason in that moment, i sensed something in my brain immediately deducting respect points from his profile in my mental rolodex. and on the other side, i once saw a guy in a crowd wearing a WNBA shirt and instantly felt some good will++ toward him. so i'm curious what are some of the silly inconsequential personalized "green flags" or "red flags" my fellow smogon users have noticed in people... and i mean silly and inconsequential, so not things like bigotry / microaggressions / being nice to wait staff / etc

adding more as i think of them

negative:
- very proud of their spice tolerance
- happy to talk about their ability to wear shorts and flip flops in cold weather

spoilering this one out of fear

- guy really into learning japanese. im sorry i know this applies to many of you but it instantly activates my asian fetish defense systems sorry

positive:
- is on public transit (i feel an uncontrollable surge of love and good will toward people around me every time i'm on a bus,,)
- used the word "slighted" in a conversation at work
- has worked a service job

 

[Sijih]

positive:
- is on public transit (i feel an uncontrollable surge of love and good will toward people around me every time i'm on a bus,,)

What public transport utopia do you live in?! I'm seriously worried about getting stabbed every time I set foot on my local public transport, and that's not an unfounded fear... it's actually very founded. Anyways...

negatives:
bad at geography (as evidenced by the blank stare when you name the place you're from)
excessive use of twitch emotes in verbal conversation

positives:
writes with a fountain pen. i don't do it but i respect you if you do
wears sunglasses outside when it's sunny instead of squinting at stuff. you're doing the right thing for your retinas

 

[gvmgvm40]

negatives: likes dogs

positives: likes cats, birds, rodents

I will secretly but very strongly judge you for your choice of pets. I'll pretend I think your dog is cute when you show her pictures but in my heart think of you as a lesser person

 

[P Squared]

What public transport utopia do you live in?! I'm seriously worried about getting stabbed every time I set foot on my local public transport, and that's not an unfounded fear... it's actually very founded.

the public transit utopia of... los angeles lol. and sure i've had a couple unpleasant experiences with old men trying to touch my leg or find out where i live but ultimately i still love public transit and will use it over driving whenever possible i haven't witnessed any violence in the 4 years i've used it, so i don't think of it as dangerous

excessive use of twitch emotes in verbal conversation

omg great one, pogs kill me.

negatives: likes dogs

controversial one but i'll get on board! i once went to a friendsgiving party in a small college apartment and i think there were 2 large slobbery, shoe-destroying dogs and 3 small dogs in attendance? ofc, this was not mentioned beforehand because people assume everyone loves being around dogs all night.

 

[Divine Retribution]

As someone who's extremely allergic to dogs, people who just assume that everyone loves being around dogs are among the worst human beings on the face of the planet. Especially those who bring their little hyperactive rats on public transit. The closest I've ever come to experiencing hell on earth was a six-hour flight next to some lady who just had to bring her emotional support poodle in the cabin with her.

 

[faint]

positives:

- admits mistakes, especially as soon as they realize it
- people that go out of their way to accurately pronounce the name of someone. so perhaps a spanish person always emphasizes the nee in nicolas (who is also spanish) as opposed to what his peers call him
- good handwriting, mostly bc i lack it and i think it looks pretty

negatives:

- constantly talks about where they went to school even when they're almost 30
- smoking cigarettes
- unironic mention of green bubbles

 

[Berks]

- unironic mention of green bubbles

you must be loving those new youtube ads google has been spamming then eh

 

[Bog Monster]

Good:
Into fish/aquaria (the newt thread is in gh for a reason)

Bad:
Makes isekai jokes when a celebrity dies

 

[Chy3_14]

Good:
Likes Capybara (massive green flag)

Bad:
Dislikes Capybara (massive red flag)

 

[faint]

you must be loving those new youtube ads google has been spamming then eh

i actually haven't seen these. i use YouTube vanced which is a fork of YT premium (at least until it's officially dead) so I don't get mobile ads. I know Google is doing a viral marketing campaign against Apple pushing RCS but without push from legislatures I don't see it going anywhere. It would be great if Apple adopted to improve texting across the board but Tim Apple recently responded "get your mom an iPhone" in response to being asked about this so rip

Apple is to blame for the cult like behavior by people who care about this stuff but I mostly just dislike that green bubbles are "outsiders" and iPhones are seen as a status symbol of wealth / status / etc. Dudes have bought iPhones just to have better chances in the dating game. Shit is dire

 

[earl]

i’d trust a zoro fanboy far sooner than a sanji

edit:
red flag- major personality facet is beer/weed. I like cracking open a cold one as much as the next guy but man come on

 

[Fishy]

bad: i've gathered enough empirical evidence to deduce that there's a 99% chance you're an asshole if you drive a prius

good: i'm a sucker for a good host (like if you invite me to your home)

 

[Bughouse]

bad:
plays stonewall kickball

good:
plays in just about any other lgbt sports league

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

What public transport utopia do you live in?! I'm seriously worried about getting stabbed every time I set foot on my local public transport, and that's not an unfounded fear... it's actually very founded. Anyways...

we've finally narrowed sijih's location down to either london or glasgow

 

[az]

he's not here

i checked

 

[Lasen]

If you type "could of" or "should of" I immediately consider you an imbecile. Sorry, I do make the rules and that's Rule #1

 

[faint]

negative:

grammar nazis

 

[az]

negative:
when my gay husband posts big Ls on smogoff

 

[superstrike66]

Negative:
They are a Dallas Cowboys fan

 

[faint]

negative:
when my gay husband posts big Ls on smogoff

you could of messaged me in private about this. no need to make a scene.

 

[GatoDelFuego]

Positive:
-talking about how the current ruling generation is running the world into the ground and how they have to be destroyed to create a more equal world for the rest of us
-people who nod with a little glint in there eye when you ask if they've seen a piece of media, indicating that they are indeed familiar with it but are inviting you to continue talking about it
-talking about cooking

Negative:
-getting HYPEEE about unreleased video games in casual real life
-making jokes about coffee, bacon, chocolate / other pastries
-league of legend

 

[antemortem]

Positive:
-people who nod with a little glint in there eye when you ask if they've seen a piece of media, indicating that they are indeed familiar with it but are inviting you to continue talking about it

positive:
- people who nod with a little glint in their eye when you ask if they’ve seen a piece of media, indicating that they have not seen even a moment of it but are humoring you to keep the conversation going

 

[Oglemi]

Negative:

- constantly speaks in hypotheticals
- loud in all settings
- says anything about their car that's not "I have one"
- chews with their mouth open, esp in the break room or public

Positive:

- talks about their passions / isn't afraid to nerd out
- isn't afraid to drink a fruity drink
- wears shorts

 

[antemortem]

Negative:

- chews with their mouth open, esp in the break room or public

mind your business, some of us have a thing for public mastication

 

[CaffeineBoost]

If you type "could of" or "should of", I immediately consider you an imbecile. Sorry, I do make the rules and that's Rule #1.

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