SmogOFF DOOM

buckle up for the verse, click it or ticket/
hustlin all these nerds, sic ‘em, he’s in it/
coppin 10 G’s, gadzooks, he’s troublesome/
poppin MC’s like bazooka bubblegum/
not a humble bum, but strictly braggadocious/
how could one man be this frickin ferocious?/
trick question, it’s not in the curriculum/
the man so smooth like endoplasmic reticulum
 
buckle up for the verse, click it or ticket/
hustlin all these nerds, sic ‘em, he’s in it/
coppin 10 G’s, gadzooks, he’s troublesome/
poppin MC’s like bazooka bubblegum/
not a humble bum, but strictly braggadocious/
how could one man be this frickin ferocious?/
trick question, it’s not in the curriculum/
the man so smooth like endoplasmic reticulum
this set goes to another level if you pronounce both braggadocious and ferocious with the extra i syllable (ie brag-uh-doh-shee-us)
 
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villain in the cut like a lawnmower/
a broad all up on his dick like a leaf blower/
you know he’s putting in the hard work/
the girl’s a hoe and DOOM’s doing yard work

Equally slick on the mic or when he's atop his ride-on/
He cuts clips, spits quips, then eviscerates a ripe lawn/
Few foes pick bones; he'll leave a namby-pamby cryin'/
He got bread, and gets head; beheads a yampy dandelion
 
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stealing lyrics makes him reach into his holster/
don’t boast, because he ain’t afraid to toast ya/
like bread, or brown sugar cinnamon pop-tarts/
he gets head from the crown princess of slop arts
 
"Unfortunate" doesn't begin to describe my series/
this game rewards blind luck and nothing else/
From this moment on, nothing you say matters to me/
I am done with competitive Pokemon, and you won't get a fond farewell.

I would make this the end, but World Cup is still ongoing
so before you do everything to minimize my words
I would never leave so many great friends out to dry
so I'll suffer through a few more games for them even though it hurts

The foulest insults you hurl with intent to wound
will calmly settle at the earth before my feet,
and the venom you spit from being trapped in a vicious cycle
will bring all the pain of a warm summer breeze.
 
"Unfortunate" doesn't begin to describe my series/
this game rewards blind luck, don't send me any queries
nothing you say matters to me/
I'm done with Pokemon, logging off the PC
won't get a farewell, see

I would make this the end, but World Cup is still ongoing
so before you do everything to minimize my words, start knowing
I would never leave so many great friends out to dry
I'll suffer through more games even though I cry

The foulest insults you hurl with intent to injure
will calmly settle at the earth before my feet,
I will not whimper
the venom you spit from being trapped in a vicious cycle
will bring all the pain of a warm summer breeze, end of my reprisal
 
(Verse 1) Masked villain in the cipher, call me DOOM, no hype, Stepping into Kanto, turning trainers into sprite, From Charizard's blaze to Jigglypuff's lullaby, I'm that wordsmith, lyrical, soaring high in the sky.

In the tall grass, I creep like a ghostly Gengar, Mystical bars hit harder than a Snorlax's slumber, Team Rocket schemes crumble when they hear my name, DOOM, the Pokemon Master, spitting flames in the game.

(Chorus) From Pokeballs to battles, I bring that hip-hop essence, M.F. DOOM in the arena, defying every expectation, With rhymes sharper than Scyther, I conquer every session, Lyrical Charizard, I rise with no hesitation.

(Verse 2) Gyrados flow, twisting through the rap sea, Rapid Spin through bars, watch my words break free, In the city of Saffron, where the psychic powers grow, I'm Alakazam with the bars, watch my lyrics flow.

Machamp-like strength in my syllables' embrace, Metagross mindset, dominating every space, I'm the legendary emcee, shining like Rayquaza, Breaking through the atmosphere, leaving trails of rapture.

(Chorus) From Pokeballs to battles, I bring that hip-hop essence, M.F. DOOM in the arena, defying every expectation, With rhymes sharper than Scyther, I conquer every session, Lyrical Charizard, I rise with no hesitation.

(Verse 3) Pikachu's electric spark, coursing through my lines, Zapdos energy, electrifying every rhyme, M.F. DOOM in the Poke-rap, uncharted territory, Creating a fusion of worlds, rewriting rap's story.

Misdreavus melodies, haunting the minds, Like Espeon's foresight, my words reveal what hides, In the world of pocket monsters, I'm the lyrical master, DOOM's the name that echoes through every rhyme and stanza.

(Chorus) From Pokeballs to battles, I bring that hip-hop essence, M.F. DOOM in the arena, defying every expectation, With rhymes sharper than Scyther, I conquer every session, Lyrical Charizard, I rise with no hesitation.

(Outro) So gather 'round, trainers, listen to my flow, M.F. DOOM, the Pokemon Master, watch my legend grow, Through beats and bars, I journey far and wide, Uniting two worlds, in rhythm and stride.
 
(Verse 1) Masked villain in the cipher, call me DOOM, no hype, Stepping into Kanto, turning trainers into sprite, From Charizard's blaze to Jigglypuff's lullaby, I'm that wordsmith, lyrical, soaring high in the sky.

In the tall grass, I creep like a ghostly Gengar, Mystical bars hit harder than a Snorlax's slumber, Team Rocket schemes crumble when they hear my name, DOOM, the Pokemon Master, spitting flames in the game.

(Chorus) From Pokeballs to battles, I bring that hip-hop essence, M.F. DOOM in the arena, defying every expectation, With rhymes sharper than Scyther, I conquer every session, Lyrical Charizard, I rise with no hesitation.

(Verse 2) Gyrados flow, twisting through the rap sea, Rapid Spin through bars, watch my words break free, In the city of Saffron, where the psychic powers grow, I'm Alakazam with the bars, watch my lyrics flow.

Machamp-like strength in my syllables' embrace, Metagross mindset, dominating every space, I'm the legendary emcee, shining like Rayquaza, Breaking through the atmosphere, leaving trails of rapture.

(Chorus) From Pokeballs to battles, I bring that hip-hop essence, M.F. DOOM in the arena, defying every expectation, With rhymes sharper than Scyther, I conquer every session, Lyrical Charizard, I rise with no hesitation.

(Verse 3) Pikachu's electric spark, coursing through my lines, Zapdos energy, electrifying every rhyme, M.F. DOOM in the Poke-rap, uncharted territory, Creating a fusion of worlds, rewriting rap's story.

Misdreavus melodies, haunting the minds, Like Espeon's foresight, my words reveal what hides, In the world of pocket monsters, I'm the lyrical master, DOOM's the name that echoes through every rhyme and stanza.

(Chorus) From Pokeballs to battles, I bring that hip-hop essence, M.F. DOOM in the arena, defying every expectation, With rhymes sharper than Scyther, I conquer every session, Lyrical Charizard, I rise with no hesitation.

(Outro) So gather 'round, trainers, listen to my flow, M.F. DOOM, the Pokemon Master, watch my legend grow, Through beats and bars, I journey far and wide, Uniting two worlds, in rhythm and stride.
you wrote this with chatgpt didn't you
 
King Ghidorah or Cerberus: what you want sir?/
Me, myself, and I: the three-headed monster/
DOOM terrorize, shooting lasers from his pair of eyes/
“Look, up in the sky!” It’s the villain who can scare the guys

News reporter: King Ghidorah, ruler of Planet X has launched an attack on all of humankind!
 
Mother’s voice: Remember, three square meals a day!

Check the rhyme it’s breakfast time, there’s so much on the table/
Buffet style, eat as much as you are able/
What’s for lunch? Not a bunch, just grab some crab rangoons/
A shot of Crown to wash it down and a pack of macaroons/
Dinner is served, it’s roast bird, ya heard?/
Might have to fight to get seconds or thirds/
He burps, then blurts out that his tummy never hurts/
The CEO of Oreos has room for dessert

Educational cartoon: Make sure to follow the food pyramid when planning meals
 
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