Smogoff Summits Everest

[Dead by Daylight]

You are a lone trekker summitting Everest. Every step is a potential death. You start at base camp. What do you do?

First person to respond determines the outcome. Asking for a friend, of course.

 

[Lightniong]

dbd dies of dysentery-oh shit wrong trek

 

[Dead by Daylight]

I am immortal.

 

[phoopes]

Every step is a potential death.

I take one step. What’s the worst that could happen?

 

[Dead by Daylight]

I take one step. What’s the worst that could happen?

You successfully take one step.

 

[Comett7778]

I look for a yeti

 

[Dead by Daylight]

I look for a yeti

17 or higher to succeed
It's a 20! You find a yeti and tame it as your companion on the icy slope.

 

[Magic Mayhem Maiden]

I attempt to clear Chapter 1: Forsaken City

 

[chroma_2903]

i meet an old lady who tells me that the mounta- wait never mind someone already made the joke

 

[Dead by Daylight]

I attempt to clear Chapter 1: Forsaken City

12 or higher to succeed
It’s a 9. You fail multiple times and end up quitting Celeste.

 

[Dead by Daylight]

You are still climbing from base camp.

 

[solrock the great]

i try to cook some chicken

 

[Dead by Daylight]

i try to cook some chicken

8 or higher to succeed
You roll a 2. The oil spills and you get burns all over your body.

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

this is unfair all everesters have a sherpa to do all the work for them

 

[Dead by Daylight]

this is unfair all everesters have a sherpa to do all the work for them

You can roll to hire a Sherpa.

 

[az]

i roll to summit everest

 

[Geysers]

17 or higher to succeed
It's a 20! You find a yeti and tame it as your companion on the icy slope.

What are the odds that looking for a Yeti results in death by SCP-096?

 

[Dead by Daylight]

i roll to summit everest

19 or higher to succeed, 15 or lower for a critical failure
It's a 16. Your summit attempt is blocked by lack of daylight and you are back down to base camp.

What are the odds that looking for a Yeti results in death by SCP-096?

That'd be less than a 4.

 

[Gekokeso]

I take 2 steps backwards to undo all our current progress

 

[solrock the great]

i walk forward for 15 minutes so we can finally make something that resembles progress

 

[Dead by Daylight]

I take 2 steps backwards to undo all our current progress

I'm just going to allow this as an instant success.

i walk forward for 15 minutes so we can finally make something that resembles progress

2 to succeed
You rolled a 4. You and your pet yeti walk forward and make some progress.

A snowstorm appeared. You can no longer move until it dissipates, but you can still take actions. You will freeze to death if nothing happens to prevent it in 4 actions.

 

[Let's go shuckles]

I hire someone to climb Mt. Everest for me.