Smogoff Summits Everest

[BIG ASHLEY]

you are now no longer allowed to come within the vicinity of good Smogoff threads.

 

[Quoise]

I'll grant this as a success, but please note you are still at the bottom of the mountain.

After successfully jumping +0m up the mountain, I typecast /tp @p ~ ~100 ~ <RET>,

Be wary, dangerous Block magic!

i.e. teleport me 100 Minecraft blocks up relative to my current position.

 

[vishy fishy]

I pet 1704 cats at the same time. Thus breakingthe simulation

 

[chroma_2903]

Could I roll to restart the cult but like with mega cool magic and a cat

i have never played an atlus game except for metaphor but i assume this is the main premise of persona 5

 

[Dead by Daylight]

After successfully jumping +0m up the mountain, I typecast /tp @p ~ ~100 ~ <RET>,

Be wary, dangerous Block magic!

i.e. teleport me 100 Minecraft blocks up relative to my current position.

14 to succeed, 6 or lower for critical failure
It's a 16. You somehow find a ledge and are now 100 minecraft blocks up the mountain.

Could I roll to restart the cult but like with mega cool magic and a cat

The cult already failed, so no.

i drink a can of red ball to get wings and fly to the top of the mountain

19 to succeed, 10 or lower for a critical failure
It's a 12. You drink Red Bull, but it turns out their advertising was false. You fail to move up the mountain.

I use the power of friendship and of believing myself to take 1 step!

This succeeds.

i would like undo the step that sheepie has attempted should it succeed

This also succeeds.

I would like to keep making Frankenstein fusions my next targets are sheepy and mysticmarshstomp

18 to succeed, 12 or lower for critical failure
It's a 17. Your Frankenstein machine breaks.

 

[Let's go shuckles]

These dice rolls remind me of a part from the first Yakuza game. Specifically the part where Kiryu found out the dice in the gambling game were rigged.

 

[sheepie]

I would like to take 6 or 7 steps

 

[Adeleine]

I would like to take out a d20 and roll a 20 with it.

 

[Dead by Daylight]

I would like to take 6 or 7 steps

This fails.

I would like to take out a d20 and roll a 20 with it.

20 to succeed, action correlates with roll
It's a 4. Any action you take for the next 2 turns will be treated with a value of 4 as your roll.

 

[solrock the great]

I attempt to become the leading light source of the afterlife

 

[mysticmarshtomp]

i would like to roll a d20 for no apparent reason

 

[Quoise]

14 to succeed, 6 or lower for critical failure
It's a 16. You somehow find a ledge and are now 100 minecraft blocks up the mountain.

I now call Skip the Dishes for an order from the nearest Vietnamese restaurant---specifically 20.0L of water, 1000 pairs of chopsticks, and a Chow Mein.
Maybe a lighter too and paper bags for tinder.

 

[RainWaiv]

i'd like to roll to meet a bird that teaches me how to dash a distance of roughly 8 times my height at a speed of 17 meters per second (roughly 141 hot dogs for the americans)