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Smogoff Summits Everest

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18 to succeed, 14 for critical failure
It's a 6. You become a fraudulent vampire and burn up in the Nepalese heat.
can i get that lawyer's contact i'd like to appeal and argue that it's the middle of fall and the average daytime weather is a pleasant 60 degrees celsius.
that's also not how vampires work, it's the sunlight that weakens them and makes them mortal
 
can i get that lawyer's contact i'd like to appeal and argue that it's the middle of fall and the average daytime weather is a pleasant 60 degrees celsius.
that's also not how vampires work, it's the sunlight that weakens them and makes them mortal
You specified not being a fraudulent vampire - when you rolled into a critical failure, that meant you became a fraud and therefore burnt up.
can i start a new ant colony at the base of mount everest, now that im stuck in this cycle of reincarnation
12 to succeed, 2 for critical failure
It's a 14! You create a new ant colony at the base of Everest.
Can travel back in time to a point where Mount Everest doesn't exist?
13 to succeed, 10 for critical failure
It's a 8...you get stuck in the middle of time traveling.
 
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