SM OU: -Snow vs. FlamingVictini - FlamingVictini finds an ancient Celtic holiday that his family supposedly celebrates and uses this as justification to delay playing until twenty-eight seconds before the deadline. Snow brings some combination of RU and NU mons and has matchup advantage and somehow manages to win within that timeframe.
SM OU: Star vs. SoulWind - Two of my loves but Star is on my team
SM OU: Axel vs. Alexander - Yet again Alex is perhaps my favorite person on all of Smogon but Axel will win due to being on my team
SM OU: BlackOblivion vs. reiku - BO, which coincidentally is what I have all the time due to lack of showering ftw, is invincible and will never lose.
SM Doubles: Level 51 vs. miltankmilk - While I've not interacted too much with miltankmilk before everyone says he's really nice and cool. Which makes it all the more sad that Level 51 is going to fucking obliterate him and ruin his feelings irl.
SM Ubers: Lacus Clyne vs. Mazar - Lacus and I are building a UU team and then we'll put in one or two ubers mons so it'll be literally un-c-teamable.
SM UU: teal6 vs. Sacri' - He's just better LOL psyche!! Imagine this prediction is reversed for my real opinion
SM RU: Ajna vs. Meru - All you need to know is Meru actually had to literally VM me to explain that he doesn't believe in astrology earlier this summer
SM NU: meeps vs. Kushalos - Meeps is good.
SM LC: Shrug vs. tko - He's my alcolyte now the LC teal6 lets go baby
SM OU: -Snow vs. Cdumas - we'll win
SM OU: Star vs. Omfuga - lol i'm not insane.
SM OU: Axel vs. ABR - I'm going to PM ABR a link to the game theory wikipedia page during the game and he's going to be so paralyzed with his decision making opportunities that he times out
SM OU: BlackOblivion vs. Ban Manaphy - literally invincible etc.
SM Doubles: Level 51 vs. marilli - I don't know marilli but I would guess I could take him in a fist fight. If I can't I'm sorry and please don't be violent.
SM Ubers: Lacus Clyne vs. The Trap God - Lacus will win
SM UU: teal6 vs. bugzinator - Bugzy stained my SPL record so he's the favorite but know bitch im motivated for revenge..
SM RU: Ajna vs. Natalie. - At this juncture I'd like to talk about really common names with just a period after them. Frankly? Not a fan. Tbh in general im more a fan of cool creative names, maybe colors with a single digit lol, whatever.
SM NU: meeps vs. Yui. - I don't know Yui either but meet me at Chipotle 9PM friday evening and we'll discuss our differences.
SM LC: Shrug vs. Sken - :cwl: shrug owns and is the best!!
SM OU: -Snow vs. z0mOG - i love z0mog and his sense of humor. just want to put that out there. however snow is going to be on a roll and will beat him in this match.
SM OU: Star vs. psychicmewtwo - star beats me regularly in SM, and i think the only time i played PM2 in a tour game (oupl) i won. by the transitive property star will win.
SM OU: Axel vs. Welli0u - welliou is a fucking insanely dangerous wildebeest and yet axel will corrale him
SM OU: BlackOblivion vs. Tricking - BO will skillfully iwn this
SM Doubles: Level 51 vs. MajorBowman - level will work with NJNP and learn the art of quadruple predicts (see cryos late SPL DOU starting slot) and will beat bowman
SM Ubers: Lacus Clyne vs. Arii Stella - im not going to make obvious and cheap jokes about this matchup. instead i'd like to make mention of the sometimes toxic masculinity present in our community that dissuades women from getting involved in this otherwise wonderful game of ours. aren't we better than this? looking at u "thotmaster" finch.
SM UU: teal6 vs. Pearl - I WILL GET REVENGE FOR LCPL
SM RU: Ajna vs. SilentVerse - idk
SM NU: meeps vs. Blast - blast was sick in like GSIV 2015 era but idk
SM LC: Shrug vs. ggggd - gggd is the guy i took in all the mocks when i realized i didn't have an LC player. now that i know we have the LC player that actually likes the appropriate a-list hollywood starlet, we can't lose. furthermore im in semifinals of lc open, just wanted to mention that.
