Tman we need u to put this man back in his place right nowOnly two days left and I've still yet to hear back from most of the managers that I reached out to... smh. Even the ones that did respond to me were too pussy to give me the hard "no" that I deserve... but w/e. Lately everything that I've convinced myself of happening soon has turned out to actually happen so it's time for to put that to the ultimate test. Not like I've got anything to lose at this point, right? Like who the fuck am I anyways??? Okay time to throw everybody's UU auction plan off as fuck and hopefully bring some fools out of retirement ;)))))))))))))))))
>>>>>>>>I WILL GET DRAFTED THIS SPL!!!!!!!<<<<<<<<
Okay so now that we've gotten what will happen out of the way, let me tell you what will probably happen. Windsong will draft me for 3k. This makes the most sense because Finchinator, my former manager and best friend on this site, drafted me as a (proud) BIG last year. Also because windsong is amazing of course.. not to mention that he's the only manager to give me a half-decent response :(. I say I'll be drafted for 3k because that's all that my most recent tour results will display my worth as. Unfortunately we live in a world where everyone wants to focus on the negatives and so no one even wants to remember the manip that has been shakily shitting on top players for years (see: peak UUPL IV manip, LTPL manip, SSD1 manip, kinda sorta SPL IX manip). btw bigs logo is low key top 3
So I've largely been away from this game for the past couple of months focusing on life and I may be out of the loop... but here's a relatively large list of (still relevant?) UU players that I think could be drafted. This is just off the top of my head and it's like 2am so don't be offended if I missed you. Oh and I'll also throw in a brief analysis of what I think of their ability as well as how I think SPL X manip would fare against them:
Hogg imo managers should be able to slot themselves in to the lineup but maybe that's just me. Idk about other tiers but UU has a history in team tours of losing a good chunk of its top players to the manager position and I'm tired of it making the pool boring as fuck. Hogg is obviously an amazing pick up and I want to see him play!! He's the brother that I never had... the father that I'm glad I never got to meet irl because he's too far left… my former manager... and most importantly... my partner in crime (if the crime is taking 4 L's for your SSD team). What more could anybody ask for?!?!?! Let him play you fucking pussies. Idk how SPL X manip is gonna beat him but I have full confidence in him to figure it out!!
Pearl Obviously Pearl is amazing at this tier as the title of UUTL should convey. But he's also a piece of shit who never responds to my attempts to talk to him on discord anymore. So yeah, he could go fuck himself. I still appreciate him for introducing me to the danganronpa series though if nothing else! Much love xoxo. Oh and I'm pretty sure SPL X manip won't forget to click suit to win the game but idk we'll have to see.
Pak EHHHHHHHH. He's alright imo. Nothing special here. Pretty sure I read a study the other day talking about the correlation between your ability to play mons and the size of your chest ((reserved for in-text citation)). If that study is at all credible, then this dude is flat out average. Sorry Not Sorry. Gotta give him credit where it's due though! Pretty sure Pak tossed manip this one time in SPL IX. And then again in the most recent edition of the prestigious SSD! Okay but wait... let's not jump to conclusions just yet! Let's not forget that manip masterfully stalled Pak out that one time. OH OH OH and let's definitely not forget the most important part... peak manip sending pak to the shadow realm when absolutely no one had faith in him to win. Yeah sure, Pak has been fucking shit up as of late and manip hasn't been, but I'm pretty sure SPL X manip will 6-0 him ez
dodmen anyone know where this king is at?? I haven't seen him lately. Anyways, SPL X manip would come prepared for natural gift fire scizor in order to throttle this guy yet again.
Accelgor man this dude is underrated af and seriously deserves his turn in the spotlight. I really hope he finally gets to be a starter just to hard choke to SPL X manip week 1 and get benched for the rest of the season.
Kink Speaking of dudes who deserve their turn in the spotlight, why the fuck is the smogon community still bullying THE KING? Grow the fuck up already you pieces of shit. The dude is not only super nice but also genuinely a good player who simply hasn't been given a second look after being turned into a walking meme. Were the memes half-decent? Sure! Do they justify dehumanizing him? FUCK NO! Prediction: THE KING remembers to bring stealth rock setter but forgets to run defog on bird spam balance. Conclusion: SPL X manip wins.
McMeghan Arguably the GOAT but keep in mind that he's only 2-1 vs manip and one of those wins came down to a last turn full-para after the goat sucked manip's epeen all game long. Just something to take into account. SPL X manip ties it up!!
Sage Loses via timeout to SPL X manip. Nothing more needed to be said about this bitch.
HT anyone else think this dude is a candidate for top 10 worst name changes of all time? SPL X manip wins pretty convincingly.
robjr On the contrary, this dude would be a candidate for top 10 best name changes of all time. Dual terrak rematch you fucking pussy. SPL X manip finally overcomes his kryptonite.
Eyan lol. SPL X manip gets the easiest (and probably only) act win of his life.
cynde or whatever his name is now is probably a decent pick too! Sure, dude went 0-3 in his debut but we've all probably seen worse. At the very least, the guy is the best at making the worst teams I've ever seen in my life. How many of you could say you're the best at something? LMFAO. SPL X manip takes out rage on cynde using a monotype team.
Lycans amazing player that just happens to be 0-3 vs. manip. Fails to capitalize even when he has all the time in the fucking world to think through his end-game on an almost sure-fire victory LMFAO. SPL X manip will turn that 0-3 into an 0-4. Easiest win of his life.
Christo Okay I spoke way WaY way WAY WAYYYYYYYYYY too soon. Can't believe I just called Lycans the easiest win of SPL X manip's life. I completely forgot about this retard! You know, the guy who was so scared of an up-and-coming (and peak) manip that he decided to stall him and still got absolutely demolished LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. It's incredible how terribly mislead the UU community is as to the relationship between Christo the Gr8 and MANIP!!! Yeah sure we met irl and it was okay but let me not act like this guy isn't the most narcissistic, sadistic, masochistic, depressed sociopath that I've ever met in my life lol. Not exaggerating this a single bit btw. I never thought I'd say this but I've finally met some fool that's ten times as cancerous as fuga. Turns out that fuga can actually be pretty nice when he tries! Absolutely mindblowing!! But seriously, I hope CHRISTOPHER THE MAGNIFICENT comes out of retirement just for me to whip out my penis against him and start clicking buttons with it. Prediction: Goes 8-0 while using generic swampert balance with the help of SPL X manip's irl ghosting just to get stalled by manip in final game of week 9, eliminating his team from playoff contention.
Sacri' … what the fuck are you doing dude. End Result: The legendary sacariah too busy getting thrashed in OU to find out that he is unable to break the plot armor that allows manip to beat him 100% of the time.
Hikari There is absolutely no one that I want to see come out of retirement more than this dude. Literally the best UU player I've ever witnessed in my life. However his final official tour game is one to remember for all of eternity and of course I would not be surprised to see him decline this invitation. In all honesty though, it would be the greatest honor to get the opportunity to straight shit on the player I idolize and strive to be like. I hope he carefully considers this.
HarrisIsAwesome & edi0n & pokeaim & aim you guys are okay but don't get cocky now! Both of you were in slam playoffs I think so clearly you should have no issue leaving UU to the veterans this year. Best of luck succeeding in RU or whatever other ridiculously bad tier you'll be put in!
Manipulative You're pretty ass in all honesty but I have full faith in you to go 9-0 this time around dude. I know you could fucking do it!!! Believe in yourself!!!!! Stop taking this game so fucking seriously and bringing scarf nape offense every game!!! Bring garbage teams and pilot them to victory just like everybody else you fucking fool. But really, best of luck this year. Prediction: SPL X manip goes 9-0 just to choke (or in other words lose to manip) to the completely unexpected Shiba coming off the bench in tiebreaker of semifinals. Ah well! What more was I supposed to expect from someone worth no more than 3k?
Moral of the story: leave the past in the past. there's always more than 1 way to look at anything. stop shitting on people and taking this absolutely horseshit game so seriously. you are not reading a post from the manip of the past. I suppose you can say that manip has learned to take control. You can also say that the genuinely confident manip has awakened. However, all I am really trying to say is that I have changed. I can not guarantee my manager that I will not go 0-4 yet again. Nor can I guarantee him (or her?) that I will not go 0-9 (read: lmfao no way I'm gonna put my name next to that samvgc kid's). What I will tell you for sure though is that I am completely different from the me of the past. Let me repeat... I WILL GET DRAFTED THIS SPL!!!!! Additionally, THIS WILL BE THE MOST HYPE SPL OF ALL TIME (AT LEAST FOR UU)!!!!! Once again, I am no longer the manip of the past. No longer the incredibly inconsistent and unconfident manip who takes this game way too seriously. No longer UUPL IV GOAT manip. No longer the manip who had created arguably the greatest firebot thread of all time. I'm not even the manip who's just trying to have fun and make this SPL live up to the hype. The manip that I am now... is... without a shred of doubt... with one-hundred-percent genuinity and confidence... with no fucking mistake...
Good night lads.
MANIP MANIP MANIP (U-LATE-THE-METAL-LIKE-A-MAGNETON)
thank u, next
This one is actually more of a full-on mental breakdown than self-fellatio.another self-fellatio expert i see. man of culture
starting to understand why you had to pay to lose your virginityOnly two days left and I've still yet to hear back from most of the managers that I reached out to... smh. Even the ones that did respond to me were too pussy to give me the hard "no" that I deserve... but w/e. Lately everything that I've convinced myself of happening soon has turned out to actually happen so it's time for to put that to the ultimate test. Not like I've got anything to lose at this point, right? Like who the fuck am I anyways??? Okay time to throw everybody's UU auction plan off as fuck and hopefully bring some fools out of retirement ;)))))))))))))))))
>>>>>>>>I WILL GET DRAFTED THIS SPL!!!!!!!<<<<<<<<
Okay so now that we've gotten what will happen out of the way, let me tell you what will probably happen. Windsong will draft me for 3k. This makes the most sense because Finchinator, my former manager and best friend on this site, drafted me as a (proud) BIG last year. Also because windsong is amazing of course.. not to mention that he's the only manager to give me a half-decent response :(. I say I'll be drafted for 3k because that's all that my most recent tour results will display my worth as. Unfortunately we live in a world where everyone wants to focus on the negatives and so no one even wants to remember the manip that has been shakily shitting on top players for years (see: peak UUPL IV manip, LTPL manip, SSD1 manip, kinda sorta SPL IX manip). btw bigs logo is low key top 3
So I've largely been away from this game for the past couple of months focusing on life and I may be out of the loop... but here's a relatively large list of (still relevant?) UU players that I think could be drafted. This is just off the top of my head and it's like 2am so don't be offended if I missed you. Oh and I'll also throw in a brief analysis of what I think of their ability as well as how I think SPL X manip would fare against them:
Hogg imo managers should be able to slot themselves in to the lineup but maybe that's just me. Idk about other tiers but UU has a history in team tours of losing a good chunk of its top players to the manager position and I'm tired of it making the pool boring as fuck. Hogg is obviously an amazing pick up and I want to see him play!! He's the brother that I never had... the father that I'm glad I never got to meet irl because he's too far left… my former manager... and most importantly... my partner in crime (if the crime is taking 4 L's for your SSD team). What more could anybody ask for?!?!?! Let him play you fucking pussies. Idk how SPL X manip is gonna beat him but I have full confidence in him to figure it out!!
Pearl Obviously Pearl is amazing at this tier as the title of UUTL should convey. But he's also a piece of shit who never responds to my attempts to talk to him on discord anymore. So yeah, he could go fuck himself. I still appreciate him for introducing me to the danganronpa series though if nothing else! Much love xoxo. Oh and I'm pretty sure SPL X manip won't forget to click suit to win the game but idk we'll have to see.
Pak EHHHHHHHH. He's alright imo. Nothing special here. Pretty sure I read a study the other day talking about the correlation between your ability to play mons and the size of your chest ((reserved for in-text citation)). If that study is at all credible, then this dude is flat out average. Sorry Not Sorry. Gotta give him credit where it's due though! Pretty sure Pak tossed manip this one time in SPL IX. And then again in the most recent edition of the prestigious SSD! Okay but wait... let's not jump to conclusions just yet! Let's not forget that manip masterfully stalled Pak out that one time. OH OH OH and let's definitely not forget the most important part... peak manip sending pak to the shadow realm when absolutely no one had faith in him to win. Yeah sure, Pak has been fucking shit up as of late and manip hasn't been, but I'm pretty sure SPL X manip will 6-0 him ez
dodmen anyone know where this king is at?? I haven't seen him lately. Anyways, SPL X manip would come prepared for natural gift fire scizor in order to throttle this guy yet again.
Accelgor man this dude is underrated af and seriously deserves his turn in the spotlight. I really hope he finally gets to be a starter just to hard choke to SPL X manip week 1 and get benched for the rest of the season.
Kink Speaking of dudes who deserve their turn in the spotlight, why the fuck is the smogon community still bullying THE KING? Grow the fuck up already you pieces of shit. The dude is not only super nice but also genuinely a good player who simply hasn't been given a second look after being turned into a walking meme. Were the memes half-decent? Sure! Do they justify dehumanizing him? FUCK NO! Prediction: THE KING remembers to bring stealth rock setter but forgets to run defog on bird spam balance. Conclusion: SPL X manip wins.
McMeghan Arguably the GOAT but keep in mind that he's only 2-1 vs manip and one of those wins came down to a last turn full-para after the goat sucked manip's epeen all game long. Just something to take into account. SPL X manip ties it up!!
Sage Loses via timeout to SPL X manip. Nothing more needed to be said about this bitch.
HT anyone else think this dude is a candidate for top 10 worst name changes of all time? SPL X manip wins pretty convincingly.
robjr On the contrary, this dude would be a candidate for top 10 best name changes of all time. Dual terrak rematch you fucking pussy. SPL X manip finally overcomes his kryptonite.
Eyan lol. SPL X manip gets the easiest (and probably only) act win of his life.
cynde or whatever his name is now is probably a decent pick too! Sure, dude went 0-3 in his debut but we've all probably seen worse. At the very least, the guy is the best at making the worst teams I've ever seen in my life. How many of you could say you're the best at something? LMFAO. SPL X manip takes out rage on cynde using a monotype team.
Lycans amazing player that just happens to be 0-3 vs. manip. Fails to capitalize even when he has all the time in the fucking world to think through his end-game on an almost sure-fire victory LMFAO. SPL X manip will turn that 0-3 into an 0-4. Easiest win of his life.
Christo Okay I spoke way WaY way WAY WAYYYYYYYYYY too soon. Can't believe I just called Lycans the easiest win of SPL X manip's life. I completely forgot about this retard! You know, the guy who was so scared of an up-and-coming (and peak) manip that he decided to stall him and still got absolutely demolished LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. It's incredible how terribly mislead the UU community is as to the relationship between Christo the Gr8 and MANIP!!! Yeah sure we met irl and it was okay but let me not act like this guy isn't the most narcissistic, sadistic, masochistic, depressed sociopath that I've ever met in my life lol. Not exaggerating this a single bit btw. I never thought I'd say this but I've finally met some fool that's ten times as cancerous as fuga. Turns out that fuga can actually be pretty nice when he tries! Absolutely mindblowing!! But seriously, I hope CHRISTOPHER THE MAGNIFICENT comes out of retirement just for me to whip out my penis against him and start clicking buttons with it. Prediction: Goes 8-0 while using generic swampert balance with the help of SPL X manip's irl ghosting just to get stalled by manip in final game of week 9, eliminating his team from playoff contention.
Sacri' … what the fuck are you doing dude. End Result: The legendary sacariah too busy getting thrashed in OU to find out that he is unable to break the plot armor that allows manip to beat him 100% of the time.
Hikari There is absolutely no one that I want to see come out of retirement more than this dude. Literally the best UU player I've ever witnessed in my life. However his final official tour game is one to remember for all of eternity and of course I would not be surprised to see him decline this invitation. In all honesty though, it would be the greatest honor to get the opportunity to straight shit on the player I idolize and strive to be like. I hope he carefully considers this.
HarrisIsAwesome & edi0n & pokeaim & aim you guys are okay but don't get cocky now! Both of you were in slam playoffs I think so clearly you should have no issue leaving UU to the veterans this year. Best of luck succeeding in RU or whatever other ridiculously bad tier you'll be put in!
Manipulative You're pretty ass in all honesty but I have full faith in you to go 9-0 this time around dude. I know you could fucking do it!!! Believe in yourself!!!!! Stop taking this game so fucking seriously and bringing scarf nape offense every game!!! Bring garbage teams and pilot them to victory just like everybody else you fucking fool. But really, best of luck this year. Prediction: SPL X manip goes 9-0 just to choke (or in other words lose to manip) to the completely unexpected Shiba coming off the bench in tiebreaker of semifinals. Ah well! What more was I supposed to expect from someone worth no more than 3k?
Moral of the story: leave the past in the past. there's always more than 1 way to look at anything. stop shitting on people and taking this absolutely horseshit game so seriously. you are not reading a post from the manip of the past. I suppose you can say that manip has learned to take control. You can also say that the genuinely confident manip has awakened. However, all I am really trying to say is that I have changed. I can not guarantee my manager that I will not go 0-4 yet again. Nor can I guarantee him (or her?) that I will not go 0-9 (read: lmfao no way I'm gonna put my name next to that samvgc kid's). What I will tell you for sure though is that I am completely different from the me of the past. Let me repeat... I WILL GET DRAFTED THIS SPL!!!!! Additionally, THIS WILL BE THE MOST HYPE SPL OF ALL TIME (AT LEAST FOR UU)!!!!! Once again, I am no longer the manip of the past. No longer the incredibly inconsistent and unconfident manip who takes this game way too seriously. No longer UUPL IV GOAT manip. No longer the manip who had created arguably the greatest firebot thread of all time. I'm not even the manip who's just trying to have fun and make this SPL live up to the hype. The manip that I am now... is... without a shred of doubt... with one-hundred-percent genuinity and confidence... with no fucking mistake...
Good night lads.
MANIP MANIP MANIP (U-LATE-THE-METAL-LIKE-A-MAGNETON)
thank u, next
Post your signup instead then, idiotPlease stop posting mock auction results.
Wackbtw bigs logo is low key top 3
No longer the incredibly inconsistent and unconfident manip who takes this game way too seriously.