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[Standard] Lord of the Flies Mafia - The Stranded Win!

* HFB (Mibbit@8273D34B.123967C4.D74A117A.IP) has joined #candle
<vonFiedler> oh hi hfb
<HFB> Hi
* ChanServ sets mode: +o HFB
<@HFB> Right
<@HFB> I know dale said to lynch me
<@HFB> ANd I doubt if any of you will see reason
<@HFB> Anyway
<@HFB> I'd like to defend myself, for waht its worth
<vonFiedler> That's the idea
<@HFB> OK
<@HFB> I'm a thief
<@HFB> And I ahevn't managed to obtain a single flippin' item other than the Cursed Ruby yet
<@HFB> OK, now on to why you guys shouldn't lynch me
<vonFiedler> That's life
<@HFB> WHat evidence do you have of me being evil?
<@HFB> Those results?
<@HFB> Easily fabricated
<@HFB> Remember
* zorbees (zorbees@i.have.a.shiny.new.vhost) Quit (Ping timeout)
<@HFB> Dale could be a member of the other mafia(I am not accusing him though)
<@HFB> Also
<@HFB> The HOSTS CAN FRIKKIN' LIE TO THE PLAYERS
<@HFB> SCall mentioned earlier that there would be osme weird stuff in this game
<@HFB> I think that this is it'
<@HFB> Though I dunno how EW approved it, I suspect a flavour faker mafia/wolf
<vonFiedler> hahaha, what a story HFB
<@HFB> von
<@HFB> I swear
<@HFB> If I am mafia
<@HFB> You can all make fun of me after I inevitably die
<@HFB> But if I am village, I'll ahve the last laugh, watching you blindly follow the leader
<vonFiedler> You're tearing my apart HFB!
<@HFB> Look, there was a flippin' good REASON why I stepped up N0
<@HFB> But no, TIK has to randtarget soembody else, and now you all think I'm mafia
<@HFB> And also, SCall is NOT an image of perfection
<@HFB> He made errors with my N0 results
<@HFB> So yeah, you can paste this whole log(once this convo is done)
<@HFB> In teh thread
<@HD_AFK> i've reached the conclusion that you all suck
<vonFiedler> oh hi HD
<@HD_AFK> where is dle
<@HFB> Man, HD, if you were alive, you could have spoken for me
<@HFB> I was the original holder of HD
<@HD_AFK> i died, tik got subbed out
<@HD_AFK> dle is the only man left
<@HD_AFK> ;-;
<@HFB> DUh
<@HFB> And he isn't your greatest image of purity EVAH
<@HFB> For one thing
<@HFB> TIK did the most retarded thing ever
<@HFB> By coming out in public
<@HFB> Now he can easily be kidnapped/hooked/killed
<@HFB> SInce he cannot be protected from all of themm at the same time
<vonFiedler> Two's company, three's a crowd
<@HFB> *facedesk*
<@HFB> Right
<@HFB> If I could post in teh thread
<@HFB> By now, I would have posted my flippin
<@HFB> *flippin' PM OK
<@HFB> Unless any of you are willing to do that for me?
<@HFB> And I know I';m acting like an idiot
<@HFB> But I have no intention to godkill myself at the moment
<@HFB> I would only say that
<@HFB> Please lynch the_angry_scientist
<@HFB> von?
<@HFB> Could you post this whole log in the thread?
<vonFiedler> Maybe you should have a girl HFB
 
hailflameblast: 10.5
Da Letter El
KnightoftheWind
GTS
Blue Tornado
theangryscientist
FreakOfNature
Acklow
shuckles my hero
Fangren
StevenSnype
Game Freak201
=11 Supporters

No Lynch: 2
vonFiedler
Itchni
= 2 supporters
 
Ugh. Due to general inactivity for the past few days it might be a good idea to extend this deadline. I also am not entirely sure how Staraptor Call wanted to play this. I understand that the general convention is to lynch the person at this point, but I want confirmation from Staraptor. You get one more day to figure this out.

I would extend the deadline only a little while longer but I scheduled something directly after this.
 
After a long day of deliberation, the group of survivors gathered around their next victim, hailflameblast. Suddenly, hailflameblast started shooting his laser into the crowd. "Stop! I'm one of you!" he cried, but nobody listened as he was trampled by a mass of people.
Dear hailflameblast,
You are Fox.

As the leader of the Star Fox team of mercenaries, you have had many adventures in the air. But somehow you ended up just traveling in a regular airplane instead of one of your space ships. A matter of stealth, or something like that. Now that you have crashed on the island, you have used your talent for leadership to bring together a group of survivors, the Stranded, with the purpose of getting rescued.

You are known for being very fast. During the night, you may PM the hosts "Night X - Rush past USER." You will shoot your rapid-fire blaster at that user and run past him fast enough to steal any items that user is holding. In addition, you know that there is a Smash Ball somewhere in the game. If you ever receive it, you will be able to PM the hosts at night with "Night X - Landmaster Blast USER." You will attack that user with a Landmaster, killing him. The Landmaster is so powerful, nothing can block this kill.

You are allied with the Stranded. You win if the Stranded eliminate all threats.
After a nice meal of slowly roasted fox, you decide to settle down for the night.

It is now Night 2.
 
Agree with the bottom part, which is bull, but shit happens.

I told you to godkill yourself if you were gone before deadline because if YOU ARE GOING TO DIE ANYWAY, AT LEAST LET ME LYNCH A MAFIA. This was the WHOLE POINT in going for a 1 for 1 at worst.
 
[08:19]<DaLetterEl>hfb, i'm not gonna rag on you for the rest of this game
[08:19]<DaLetterEl>i promise
[08:20]<HFB>OK lol
We're moving on, dammit. I know I look shady as fuck after that last lynch, but I'd still really like claims from the people who have not done so yet.
 
Gah...if El is mafia we're pretty much screwed anyway. Not sure what to do...
EDIT: If things go wrong in my move my internet will gone for a full 48 hours. Just a heads up.
EDIT: Nothing went wrong. I'm good.
 
You gather in the morning to the sound of the conch. After Da Letter El took role, you realized that some members of the group were missing. The group split up to look for a few members, and soon returned with grim news. First, Fangren had found Blue Tornado dead with many rows of parallel cuts running down his body.
Dear Blue Tornado,
You are Piggy.

Although you have good ideas about surviving on the island and getting rescued, few people listen to you, because you are fat and asthmatic. However, you will help the Stranded in any way they can.

Since people on the island do not respect your opinions very much, your vote only counts for half.

You are allied with the Stranded. You win if the Stranded eliminate all threats.
Second, Johann and Game Freak201 had discovered FreakOfNature's body, or at least some of it. He had apparently been cut in half lengthwise; only his front half remained.
Dear FreakOfNature,
You are Jack Sparrow.

You are the stereotypical pirate captain. After fighting supernatural beings on the high seas, you have landed on the island after you saw a plane crash there. Almost immediately, a member of the Corrupt tried to steal from you and a member of the Destructive tried to rape you, so you have decided to fight back and help the Stranded.

Being a pirate, you are very protective of your treasure. During the night, you may PM the hosts "Night X - Protect USER's items." You will put hold that user's items in a treasure chest for him, and if anyone tries to steal the items, you will kill the thief. You cannot protect someone's items twice in a row.

You are allied with the Stranded. You win if the Stranded eliminate all threats.
Lastly, Pidge found the (intact) body of GTS. Judging from the burn marks on either side of his head, GTS had been electrocuted.
Dear GTS,
You are Mr. Resetti.

Hey, you! You are the mole who appears to punish anyone who resets an Animal Crossing game. After hearing that there was a resetter who was taking a certain flight, you got on that plane to seek him out. When the plane crashed on the island, the Corrupt and the Destructive both rejected you for being too weak. You joined the Stranded, but you still have the goal of finding the resetter.

During the night, you may PM the hosts "Night X - Rant." In the main body of the PM, include a message, and that message will be posted anonymously in the main thread at the next update. You may also PM the hosts "Night X - No resettin,' USER." If your target is the resetter, you will kill him for his crime.

You are allied with the Stranded. You win if the Stranded eliminate all threats and the resetter is dead at the end of the game.
With so much bad news from the night, you are all very angry and ready to lynch someone. It is now Day 3.
 
FUCKING.

Alright, it seems we didnt really lose any super powerful roles (although GTS nooooo), so that's good at least.

I want all people who received night results to forward those to me. I have a lynch target, but I'll wait a little bit to post it.
 
piggie.jpg


PIGGIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO ;_;
 
Ok, well, I'm not gonna prolong this anymore.

Sorry for lynching someone who just subbed in, but we're gonna lynch darkamber8828. Millon De Floss was my other thief claim, and he clearly isn't allied with us, since HFB died. I can also post IRC logs where he basically admits that he's mafia, but I don't much see the point in that.
 
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