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[Standard] MegaMan Battle Network Mafia - Game over: blue_light and wickdaggler win!

Great reason.

Hey tool SciLab morons, once again, why exactly are you listening to him??

oh, because you're all a bunch of pussies with no thought process treating this game like a typical village vs 2 mafia game even though it isn't one!!!!!!!!

ROCK ON LEMMINGS
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Well, once again reyscarface shouts something, a bunch of people follow his orders, and Yeti calls everyone lemmings...eh, at least lemmings don't have to live in this world of PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNN. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES THE PAIN.

Ahem, you all surround Johann, and he suddenly dashes forward into the crowd and starts using his newly revealed talons to slash anyone he can reach. Of course, this could not go on for long with all of you attempting to use any weapon in your possession to kill him, and after a few minor scratches to the crowd Johann falls and is swiftly beaten to a bloody pulp by the annoyed crowd. However, he suddenly gets up despite his bruisings, screaming "FOOLS! I AM A DARKLOID! I CANNOT DIE!" Well, that's inconvenient...but then, suddenly, just as it seemed Johann would get away, a mysterious light appears from the ceiling/sky and shines down on Johann. He begins to scream and claw at his face, gouging out his eyes, but he is helpless before such powerful light energy. He disintegrates before your eyes, and slip of paper is all that remains...
UncleSam said:
Dear Johann, you are ShadeMan

You are yet another Dark Navi, one of the Darkloids from Battle Network 5, and are just generally creepy. You decided to side with the WWW in this conflict because, well, MegaMan is on the other side. You are extremely low in the command chain of the WWW.

You are purely a NetNavi, and so cannot Jack In.

Every night, you may PM UncleSam and billymills with “Night X-Shade Talon <user>”. You will sneak behind <user> and then attack, taking any items <user> possessed. Note that although you will steal all items <user> possessed, you can only carry four items at a time.

You know the identity of the main Darkloid, CosmoMan. He is: moot.

You are in possession of the BattleChip Recovery300 R. Maybe, if you combine it with other chips, something good will happen.

You are allied with the WWW. You win if the WWW eliminates all threats.
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Well, now that that unpleasant business is taken care of...you all decide to return to your homes and pray to whatever divinity you believe in to allow you to survive the night. Or you could eat ketchup straight from the bottle. mmm.

It is now Night 4. Night 4 ends in 48 hours, at 22:00 GMT-5 Thursday, May 27th, or once all actions are received.
 
Yeti said:
Great reason.

Hey tool SciLab morons, once again, why exactly are you listening to him??

oh, because you're all a bunch of pussies with no thought process treating this game like a typical village vs 2 mafia game even though it isn't one!!!!!!!!

ROCK ON LEMMINGS
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I'm the bad ass lemming at the back of the line with the float ring, like a boss.
 
Just posting to say Sam has some of the best stories. Its like a tiny novel, but more entertaining.

Also seconding blue light's opinion of the floatie lemming.
 
UncleSam said:
but then, suddenly, just as it seemed Johann would get away, a mysterious light appears from the ceiling/sky and shines down on Johann. He begins to scream and claw at his face, gouging out his eyes, but he is helpless before such powerful light energy. He disintegrates before your eyes, and slip of paper is all that remains...
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See guys I may be dead but I can still help:


TIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
 
Guys, I have basically all of the night actions, but I had a power outage that knocked out the Internet so I only have access from my phone, which I cannot really update from. Feel free to edit actions for a couple more hours until I get this fixed, and if you haven't sent me your action please do that ASAP.

Edit: I now have my internet back up, but am disappointed to be missing 2 night actions. Please send those in as quickly as possible people.

Edit 2: I am now missing only 1 night action.
 
First off, I would like to apologize for the large amount of time it took me to post this update. I am truly sorry, it won't happen again I swear. Anyway....


You all awaken to another fine day on the internet, and this time, there will be blood. You all emerge from your hovels and glance around, and see the body of Rodan., a massive slash wound across the poor Navi's chest. You all walk up to the body and inspect it for the inevitable scrap of paper, but are suddenly seized with a desire to engage in sexual intercourse with the body, it is just that fucking hot. Well...maybe it isn't the time for necrophilia, what with everyone watching...
UncleSam said:
Dear Rodan., you are Mayl/Roll

You have been in love with Lan/MegaMan respectively since like you were old enough to think. As such, you have fucked him so many times in your sleep you have, surprisingly, gotten quite good at fucking. This ability will serve you well in the coming fight against the WWW.

As Mayl, every night, you may PM UncleSam and billymills with “Night X-Fuck <user>”(I know, original right?) That night, you will fuck <user>, preventing him/her (o god that’s hot) from performing any night actions. Unfortunately, you do have standards for who to fuck, and if <user> was going to kill someone that night, well, you don’t fuck killers, so they will be unaffected by this action. Also, you get bored fucking only one sentient being, so you cannot fuck the same user two nights in a row.

Should you ever Jack In, you will become Roll, which basically means you will lose any semblance of modesty you once had and will fuck anything that moves. Every night, you may PM UncleSam and billymills with “Night X-Fuck <user>”(I know…). Anyhow, you will fuck <user> all night long no matter who they are, and they will be unable to perform any night actions that night. As you are basically a total slut, you are not picky with who you fuck, and so you may fuck the same user every night if you want to (or change it up, go for variety, whatever floats your boat).

You are in possession of the BattleChip Roll R. Maybe, if you combine it with other chips, something good will happen.

You are allied with SciLab. You win if SciLab eliminates all threats.
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Everyone is suddenly crying at the loss of such a blazing sex symbol in an otherwise sterile world....nah, I'm just making that up, no one really gives a shit about Rodan. dying, everyone is just happy it wasn't them. It seems it is time to brutally lynch murder another of your compatriots today...

It is now Day 5. Day 5 will end in 48 hours or once a clear majority is held(or a simple majority after a grace period). 48 hours is up at 17:00 GMT-5, Saturday, May 29th.
 
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