[Standard] Troll NOC Mafia Game Over - Mafia Wins!

[Terrador]

Shut up 'cause you're grounded spiffy

Fix'd.

 

[vonFiedler]

You all awake horrified to find that polelover44 is dead. The cause of death, ironically, was a poisoned cookie. However it seems he was also eviscerated, then his gastrointestinal tract was used as a condom while he was skull-fucked.

polelover44 was the Cookie Monster.

Next you find out that Fatecrashers was grounded by Spiffy's parents. They were so overbearing that he had to do artwork on his iPod, and he just died.

Fatecrashers was Fatecrashers.

It is now Day 7. Deadline is in 48 hours, or after deadline.

THE FIRST PERSON TO POST GETS A STAR

 

[zorbees]

can dead people get one of the STARS?

 

[vonFiedler]

 

[Fatecrashers]

FUCK!

I was born for that role and you cocks killed me

 

[Pidge]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEheh1BH34Q

also this is my reaction to dying pages ago that i never posted...

damn

 

[Spiffy]

Hey guys I wasn't persuaded!

As for who to lynch, I would either go for capefeather the active lurker or UltraPorygon being the only living player who would repeatedly persuade me if he was given the ability to. He's also been pretty quiet lately.

 

[Terrador]

Splinch Ultraporygon

EDIT: In response to Spiffy's request for reasoning, I just randed one of the people he was suspicious of.

 

[smashlloyd20]

vonfiedler was chaos! Bwahahaha!

 

[Spiffy]

Retract BITCH!

Terrador you should probably put some reasoning behind that lynch.

But we don't have any other suspects and he's probably that persuader.

 

[capefeather]

Like I said, I had a lot of work to do until now. It's my job to do work in real life sometimes. I even mentioned in in UT, lol. And let me just say that I definitely want some mafia blood right now. delete UltraPorygon

 

[polelover44]

Whoever poisoned my cookie is gonna get major bad karma

 

[HitoriRaven]

Lynch UltraPorygon
I dunno what we're doing but that's okay.

 

[Fangren]

I'd vote, but that would bring us to majority and I'd prefer to not rush into a lynch with so little basis to go on. I'm going to at least wait for him to attempt a defense.

 

[Spiffy]

Actually. Would you guys rather lynch Server_Crash or UP? Server_Crash could easily be the wolf, and even if he's not he could screw us over like most neutrals tend to do with the village.

I want hear some opinions!

 

[HitoriRaven]

Server Crash is mostly likely the wolf I would say. I wouldn't say for sure, but it's probably true. I'mma keep my vote on until we see something though.

 

[capefeather]

I'm not sure. If the role really is correct, then it could be helpful to have a silence absorber. Besides, I already said that it's my job not to lynch Phoenix Wright.

 

[Server_Crash]

I'm now aligned with the village, as I said, in case anyone forgot. Lynch UltraPorygon

 

[Fatecrashers]

forgot to mention this but why did Spiffy's parents have grounding rights on me

this is an outrage

 

[Spiffy]

If you really were aligned with the village you would be like Fangren and let us generate discussion instead of pushing for a majority. So yeah you're probably a wolf.

And what kind of alliance-choosing neutral is a silencer? The village wouldn't even be able to use it since their only method of killing is generating discussion and lynching.

So I'm gonna vote Server_Crash. What does everyone else think?

 

[Server_Crash]

tbh, I thought that there already was a majority, but I realize that I did make it 5/9 now.

If someone is silenced, then they can't defend themselves against a lynch. That part makes sense to me.

 

[Spiffy]

And why wouldn't we want anyone to defend themselves in a lynch?

 

[Terrador]

Server_Crash could easily be the wolf.

There have never been more than 2 kills per night, and 3 nights (iirc) there was only 1. If there really are two mafia, then any existing wolf is probably dead.

tl;dr I'd bet the farm that Server_Crash isn't wolf, but he could be mafia or a neutral w/o a kill.

2¢ deposited.

 

[Spiffy]

It was never confirmed if any mafia or wolves had one kill every night. Maybe one mafia killed on even nights and the other on odd. It wouldn't be the first time that ever happened.

 

[Fangren]

Yeah, I think I'm going to have to go with lynching Server_Crash at the moment, since it seems that he's pretty suspicious right now, moreso than UltraPorygon I'd say.