I made some faux patchnotes for fun because I was bored. Hope people like them :)
Abdelrahman -
The Town Outplay -
Option 1 - Burn Chance increased from 10% to 100%
Option 2 - 10% chance to burn, Puts up Downtown Room, Slower goes first + fire moves deal super effective damage to water types.
Adri - New Moveset: Searing Shot or Aura Sphere or Dragon Energy + Psystrike + Calm Mind + Skystriker.
Arby - New Moveset: Origin Pulse, Focus Blast, Blizzard, Quickhammer (either this or just give Arby Life Orb)
Wave Terrain - Removes all Hazards and Screens and prevents them from being placed as long as it is on the field, attacking moves cannot miss.
Quickhammer - Base Power 50. Priority +1 - Pursuit effect. 80% accuracy.
Andrew - Item - Choice Specs > Choice Scarf (that’s it)
biggie -
Juggernaut Punch -> Light Punch. Fighting Type, Physical, 20 Base Power, hits 4 to 10 times, Regain Health equal to 50% of the damage dealt.
Option 2 - Super Armor -> Wolverine Specific Combo - This Pokémon resists all damage from and deals 1.5x more damage to lighter Pokémon.
Option 3 - New Innate: Assist Me! - Assist uses the statline of the pokémon in the user’s team who originally owned the move instead of Snorlax’s and has +3 Priority. If the move is a status move, it comes out immediately. If not it comes out at the end of the turn.
Blaz
Why Worry > Filter
Brandon
Bane Terrain > Switches Offensive stat investment instead of the actual stat the move uses (252atk to 252spatk but boosting moves still increase stats)
Cake
h > h2 - On Switch-In and at the end of every turn, this Pokémon changes type randomly. Every turn it, it replaces 2 physical moves each round with moves corresponding to its typing. This pokémon can only ever be dual typed.
New Moveset > Support Move, Specific Phys Move 1, Specific Phys Move 2, “Just Go For it”
Kevin > Just go for it: Effect : Boosts Attack, Defense and Speed one stage, replaces Innate ability with Ice Scales until the user switches out.
Celine
Status Guard > Bounces back status moves and switches itself out when they bounce.
c.kilgannon
Soul Siphon > Heals based on damage dealt instead of opponent’s attacking stat. Still lowers Attack.
Coconut
New Moveset > Magic Coat, Strength Sap, Topsy-Turvy, Devolution beam
Devolution Beam > Effect: If the target Pokémon is evolved, this move will reduce the target to its first-stage form. If the target Pokémon is single-stage or is already in its first-stage form, this move lowers all of the opponent's stats by 1 and deals double damage.
Base Damage > 80 > 90
Max pp 8 > 32.
Drampa
GET OFF MY LAWN > No longer switches the user out.
HoeenHero
New Moveset > Hurricane, Energy Ball, Scald, Landfall
Life Orb > Mystic Water
Hubriz
New Moveset > Searing Shot, Sludge Wave, Leaf Storm, Steroid Anaphylaxia
INStruct
Return to Soda Break
Last Laugh update: If Riolu is on the field, no Terrains can be set, and any existing terrain is replaced with Grassy Terrain on switch-in.
KipKluiff
New Innate > Pressure
Marshmallon
RAWWR > -7 Priority
n10sit
Unbind > While Hoopa is in its Unbound forme, Shadow Ball becomes Dark Pulse.
PartMan
Hecatomb Effect > + Magic Guard effect
Perish Song
Rock Blast > Diamond Storm or Stone Edge
Trickery: 100% accuracy
PiraTe Princess
Moveset
Moongeist Beam, Spacial Rend, “Third Move”, Dungeons & Dragons
Dungeons & Dragons: Raises the user’s Speed one Stage, keeps the opponent from switching out, adds Dragon Typing to the opponent, then rolls a d20, rerolls 3rd move.
on a 1: Raises the foe’s speed by 1 Stage
on a 2 to a 10: Confuses the user
on a 11 to a 16: Raises user’s special Defense and Defense by 1 Stage.
on a 15 to a 19: Raises user's special Attack by 1 Stage
on a nat 20: Omniboost.
Psynergy
Supernova > On switch-in, if total positive boosts - total negative boosts ≥ 6, both Pokémon faint.
Rage
New Item: Life Orb
Inversion terrain: Additionally, Burn and Poison Heal the afflicted and Burn gives a 1.5x boost to the power of phys moves.
Stoutland
Item Leftovers > Life Orb
Royal Coat now also Heals Raihan by 12% each turn like with Kev while he’s in Sandstorm.
SectoniaServant
Homunculus' Vanity > +1 to both Defensive Stats with a 50% chance to boost SpAtk.
Segmr
Tsukuyomi > 25% Health loss, Applies Taunt, Traps and Curses.
Shadecession
Shady Deal > Only boosts either Attack or Speed.
Zodiax
Primordial Rain > Primordial Rain + Dry Skin
Nol
Drought + Sturdy + Prankster > Desolate Land + Sturdy + Prankster (Please don’t nerf Nol.)