The Best Dinosaur

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are you serious these retards picked stegosaurus over t-rex

hes king of the dinosaurs for a reason people
 

I found a better website, it is genuinely the best website in the world, dinosaurs suck (cock)

2. Ask a baseball fan, “Circa 1999, did you want the Yankees or the Expos to win the World Series.” This is a win-win. If they say Expos you yell “Expose deeeeeeeeeeez nuts!!” It is then up to you whether or not you expose doze nuts. If they say Yankees, you yell “Yank on Deez nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts!” but don’t allow them to yank on your nuts.

Originality Factor 8: This one was a far more popular when the Washington Nationals baseball team was the Montreal Expos. At this point, you are sure to be the only one asking this question.
Effectiveness Quotient 5: People likely won’t anticipate where you are going with this, so they’ll fall right into your trap. But no one really wanted the Expos to win, so you’ll be doing more yanking than exposing.
Best times to use: Watching a baseball game, or your during a stressful moment in your fantasy baseball draft.
 

I found a better website, it is genuinely the best website in the world, dinosaurs suck (cock)

2. Ask a baseball fan, “Circa 1999, did you want the Yankees or the Expos to win the World Series.” This is a win-win. If they say Expos you yell “Expose deeeeeeeeeeez nuts!!” It is then up to you whether or not you expose doze nuts. If they say Yankees, you yell “Yank on Deez nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts!” but don’t allow them to yank on your nuts.

Originality Factor 8: This one was a far more popular when the Washington Nationals baseball team was the Montreal Expos. At this point, you are sure to be the only one asking this question.
Effectiveness Quotient 5: People likely won’t anticipate where you are going with this, so they’ll fall right into your trap. But no one really wanted the Expos to win, so you’ll be doing more yanking than exposing.
Best times to use: Watching a baseball game, or your during a stressful moment in your fantasy baseball draft.

Best post I've seen in a while. Made my day!
 
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