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HEY KRACK, BUD, YOU DONT NEED TO BE COPYIN MY POSTS OK? ok so one day i was watching a television show and it was called I HEART PANDAS and man it was a good show, it was about panda breeders and how they live their lives so there was this one panda named jim he was an evil panda and an infertile panda it was p.sad really it was so anyway jim was trying to get this girl panda pregnant and then dump her then deny having sex with her then skewing the results of the dna test ala bribes ya know cause he's evil so anyways there was this good fertile panda named bob and if bob killed jim wouldnt he be good...but would he be evil as well so there was a paradox so then everyone's head exploded it was actually quite sad and weird at the same time but it was funny but my head is so confused and hard to obey duh na na i kissed a girl and i liked it the taste of her cherry chapstik i kissed a girl just to try it i hope my boyfriend dont mind it it felt so wrong it felt so right dont mean im in love tonight i kissed a girl and i liked it anyway back to my panda show ok so these pandas are attacking the zoo keeper when all of a sudden out of nowhere this lion comes in and cooks a nice steak dinner and the pandas are vegetarians so this ANGERS THEM SO GODDAMN MUCH that they decide to kill the lion so they double team (HEH) him and they kill him then they cook him up and serve lion burgers with a side of rice for those lactose intolerant people and it was very successful and made ten million jilllion dollars this concludes my panda stories with less periods than a man the end