Dear Dr. Smoglove,
I'm sorry it's taken me so long to reach back out to you. After taking your advice from the last time I wrote in, things couldn't have been better, and my love for life has kept me so busy that I forgot to write back to thank you for getting me on the track of happiness. For starters, you were right. I had to improve myself first before anyone would be willing to take a chance on me. I started with the boots you recommended (I chose the 3" soles) and God damn the results were near instantaneous. Just the FEELING of being taller made me extremely confident. I found myself doing all sorts of masculine things like leaving my number on my Applebee's receipts. Unfortunately, none of the waitresses ever got back to me, but as you have repeatedly told me, it's a numbers game. I also went ahead and got my upper teeth replaced with dentures. Braces were an option for me, but as you know, time is money, so I went with the fastest option. They look great and honestly you can't even tell they're fake unless the light hits them a certain way. I have an appointment scheduled in February to get my bottoms ones replaced. I wanted to do them all at once but my dentist was worried I was being rash. Whatever, loser.
Anyway, as great as things have been I do need some advice. You see, I met this girl at an NFT conference recently and we hit it off instantly. I may have told a few white lies here and there about my non-existent multimillion dollar portfolio, but whatever, I look 5'11 at the end of the day, lol. But here's the thing: she's 5'9. As you know, according to the
University of Chicago study you shared with me, this makes her unfeasible. Now, I know what you might be thinking: "Greg, that's only a framework, and you yourself have not been completely honest with her, so let's consider giving her some wiggle room." And honestly, you'd be right, but the problem is I'm just having so much trouble shaking this. She has a nice face and all, but whenever I think of our future and how I'd look next to her as a 5'11 standing male with great dentures, I'm just not seeing it. Yet at the same time I still have feelings for her? I'd really appreciate any advice here, I'm just so torn. Anyway, thanks again for help earlier in the year. I still haven't tried your supplements (I know, I know) but I promise I will buy some once my credit card company gets off my ass for a few late payments, lol. Anyway, gotta run to my next gig. I'm performing at a few local birthday parties this week. Talk soon.
Best,
Greg