Since I'm incredibly bored with my boss out today, I have decided to pick the winners for this weekends contests. Weigh in if you want.
Chicago at Carolina - Delhomme's arm looked great. I think Indy's mostly inept offense made the Chicago D look a bit better than it is. Matt Forte will have another big day.
Tennessee at Cincinnati - Ugh, the fucking Bungles. I don't care who's QB for the Titans, whether it's Vince Young or his mom, their defense is going to eat Carson Palmer alive. Johnson is going to run all over the place.
Lol, I can never count the Bengals out with their weapons on offense. Titans have a shitty receiving corps, so the Bengals shitty secondary might stand a chance. Bengals win.
Green Bay at Detroit - It was no surprise Ryan Grant got shut down by Minnesota, but he has to be licking his chops at the chance to run against Detroit. Detroit will only win games this year by relying on offensive output rather than defensive stops, and the Green Bay D doesn't look like it's going to give them too much.
Buffalo at Jacksonville - Jax lost both starting guards last week and Garrard was sacked 7 times. This is Stroud's homecoming, going right up that weak middle OL. Lynch will crack 100 yards on the ground, and James Hardy will catch a few longer passes.
Oakland at Kansas City - It's like two paraplegics fist-fighting. I'm taking Oakland based on their running game and the secondary picking off Huard at least twice.
Larry Johnson is going to have a field day. And I'll take Huard over Russel. Chiefs win. Actually change that to LJ wins.
Indianapolis at Minnesota - The Bears disrupted the inner OL of the Colts all game last week without Saturday. The two best defensive tackles in the league? Forget about it. AP picks up where Forte left off.
Man, I just don't see the Colts going 0-2, especially with Hilarious Jackson at the helm for the Vikes. Colts win, Manning and company do a circle jerk in the endzone 4 times.
New York Giants at St. Louis - Considering what Philly accomplished last Sunday, I can't wait to see the numbers Burress puts up.
New Orleans at Washington - New Orleans is finally looking like they have it together. Zorn will definitely manage the clock better, but I don't see the Washington D holding this explosive offense to field goals like they did the Giants.
San Francisco at Seattle - Seattle's strength is still its defense, and now more than ever they have to lean on it. San Fran was a turnover machine against Arizona, so Seattle just needs to establish a solid running game to win.
I'm a 49ers fan, so I'm just gonna say they win.
Atlanta at Tampa Bay - I definitely don't see a repeat of Atlanta's amazing start. Tampa Bay will prove much stingier against the run, and that will force more of the workload into Matt Ryan's hands... and he will make mistakes.
Miami at Arizona - This is tough, because I still don't know if Miami played that well in week 1... or if the Jets played that poorly. I do like Warner and Edge, though, this offense can do some damage. Jake Long has to remove his head from his ass.
San Diego at Denver - Denver impressed, but against Oakland. This will be the real test for Cutler against one of the best secondary's in the league. San Diego shouldn't have lost last week, they'll be out for redemption.
Baltimore at Houston - Another redemption victory. The Texans got tossed around like ragdolls, but I don't think they're going to let that happen again. Kubiak rallies the troops, Mario Willams harasses Flacco all day, and Schaub throws a couple TDs to ward off the calls for Sage.
New England at New York Jets - Here's where we find out the truth about the Jets: contenders or pretenders? Favre looked good in week one, but let's see how he fares against a much better defense and more consistent pass rush.
When Brady went down, it gave everyone a confidence boost. The Jets saying they are dissapointed Mr. Patriot got his ACL torn? That's bullshit. Jets over Cassel.
Pittsburgh at Cleveland - Cleveland wakes up and remembers why everyone hung so much expectation on them in the preseason. Shaun Rogers steps up and helps slow down Willie Parker, and Derek Anderson regains his form (with help from Braylon Edwards actually catching the ball), but the game gets put in Big Ben's hands and he and Hines Ward make the difference. Should be a shootout.
Cleveland wins. Steelers have a better QB, but Browns just has better weapons.
Philadelphia at Dallas - Did I say shootout before? Yeah, that's going to be a Sunday nap compared to this blockbuster. I'm calling at least 600 yards passing total in this game; if I could call this one a tie, I would do it gladly. I just don't think Philly is ready yet to knock the crown off the 'Boys, especially in Dallas.