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lol, the Colts are hardly "trash". However, I'll give you that the Patriots are easily the best team in the league. I personally believe that they will go undefeated and win the super bowl, it's possible some team will beat them along the way. Also, to answer:

How many teams are in the NFL? And does each team play each time twice, once at home and once away?

There are thirty-two teams in the NFL. Each team plays sixteen games, eight home and eight away. Each team also has a "bye week", or rest week. This means that there are seventeen total weeks of play in the NFL regular season. The thirty-two teams are split into two "conferences", the NFC and the AFC. The conferences are named after the two separate leagues that merged in 1970, the NFL (National Football League) and the AFL (American Football League). These two conferences are divided further into four "divisions" each: North, South, West, and East. This means that there are four teams per division, and sixteen per conference. Generally, the placement of teams into these divisions is geographically correct, but there are several exceptions, such as the Dallas Cowboys. One can see that the city of Dallas is located in the southern US, but they play in the East conference.

Nevertheless, I digress. Each team in each division plays the others in that division twice, once at home and once away. This equals six out of the total sixteen games. Each team in a division also plays one game against every team in two other divisions. These other divisions are randomly selected and may be inside the conference or outside (to the best of my knowledge). The final two games remaining are played against teams not from the original teams division or the other two divisions that said team would be playing against. All of these out-of-division games are randomly determined to be home or away, although a team will always end up with an even amount of home and away games. In addition, when a team plays a certain team on their schedule is randomly determined. What I mean by this is that a team does not play all of its in-division games first, or all of it’s out-of-division games first, etc.

For example, let us look at the schedule of my hometown team, the Minnesota Vikings. They must play the teams from the NFC East division and the AFC West division, as well as their own NFC North division. The two random teams they play against are the Atlanta Falcons and the San Francisco 49ers. As such, their schedule looks like this: http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/min/schedule;_ylt=AgWCIZAuPTQ3nwZYWhbrunqM2bYF

Well, I hope that answered all of your questions.

That was probably the longest post I've ever made xD
 
How were they lucky?
Indy was at home, Pats had 140 penalty yards, Brady doubled his INTs on the season (And we all know Manning throws more than Brady in one game than Brady in his season)
They Colts are trash and the Pats are the best team in the league.

and I hate to break it to you..but any team that loses to the Jets and the Broncos will never beat the Pats.

And why would you kick a Field Goal when you could get a TD?
It's not New England's fault no team is as good as them.

I assume you live in the New England area?

Anyways, you can't all the Colts trash. They're just injured so Peyton has to deal with throwing to backups although that has worked a little. The only real thing they have to improve on his Vinatieri and his FGs or else the Colts won't steal away another close victory.
 
Um aren't Packers fans known for mooning visiting team buses? If that's true, being a big hypocrit aren't we? And if not, looks like Moss accomplished what he set out to do, get into other team's fan's heads.

Lol, no we are not. I've never heard that in my life. Perhaps you are thinking of Eagles fans?

Peyton Manning is going through what Favre has gone through the last 11 years, BS wide outs available. The options either of them had were not horrible, but you can clearly see what happens once he loses harrison. Time will tell whether he is better than Favre, mainly after Marvin retires. However, in general Favre has dealt with injuries much, much better. But again, perhaps only time will tell.
 
lol, the Colts are hardly "trash". However, I'll give you that the Patriots are easily the best team in the league. I personally believe that they will go undefeated and win the super bowl, it's possible some team will beat them along the way. Also, to answer:



There are thirty-two teams in the NFL. Each team plays sixteen games, eight home and eight away. Each team also has a "bye week", or rest week. This means that there are seventeen total weeks of play in the NFL regular season. The thirty-two teams are split into two "conferences", the NFC and the AFC. The conferences are named after the two separate leagues that merged in 1970, the NFL (National Football League) and the AFL (American Football League). These two conferences are divided further into four "divisions" each: North, South, West, and East. This means that there are four teams per division, and sixteen per conference. Generally, the placement of teams into these divisions is geographically correct, but there are several exceptions, such as the Dallas Cowboys. One can see that the city of Dallas is located in the southern US, but they play in the East conference.

Nevertheless, I digress. Each team in each division plays the others in that division twice, once at home and once away. This equals six out of the total sixteen games. Each team in a division also plays one game against every team in two other divisions. These other divisions are randomly selected and may be inside the conference or outside (to the best of my knowledge). The final two games remaining are played against teams not from the original teams division or the other two divisions that said team would be playing against. All of these out-of-division games are randomly determined to be home or away, although a team will always end up with an even amount of home and away games. In addition, when a team plays a certain team on their schedule is randomly determined. What I mean by this is that a team does not play all of its in-division games first, or all of it’s out-of-division games first, etc.

For example, let us look at the schedule of my hometown team, the Minnesota Vikings. They must play the teams from the NFC East division and the AFC West division, as well as their own NFC North division. The two random teams they play against are the Atlanta Falcons and the San Francisco 49ers. As such, their schedule looks like this: http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/min/schedule;_ylt=AgWCIZAuPTQ3nwZYWhbrunqM2bYF

Well, I hope that answered all of your questions.

That was probably the longest post I've ever made xD

Excellent job on explaining this thoroughly, but I should mention that the only thing Random about the NFL schedule is where the games are played not who plays each other.

As you said, you play one non-conference division and then you play one full division within your conference. So for example, Indy (not hating on Minnesota, I just don't know a ton about them) plays the complete AFC West and NFC South this year. These divisions will always rotate forever and has since 2002, the year that the 32nd team (Houston) entered the league. So furthermore, Indy will play the NFC South in 2011 and the AFC West in 2010 (because there are only 3 other divisions within their conference), and if anyone can rememeber the Colts played the AFC west in 2004 and the NFC South in 2003.

The next point is that your final two opponents are not selected randomly from each division. They are selected based on where you finished in your division the year before. So, since the Colts won the South in 2006, they play the AFC East champs, the patriots and the AFC North champs, the Ravens. So the reason that Minnesota plays Atlanta and San Fransico is because they finished 2nd or 3rd in their division last year (I can't quite remember) but Atlanta and SF ALSO finished 2nd or 3rd in their division, thus, they all play each other.

My friends wonder why I route for my team to lose once, they are eliminated from playoff contention, and that is because the lower my team finishes in the division, the easier those other two games become.

Finally, what ended up happening with the geography mess up is rivalry. Dallas remains in the East, because Dallas/Philly, Dallas/Skins, and Dallas/giants games sell major tickets, as opposed to Dallas/St. Louis.

Remember that their used to only be 6 divisions which had 5-6 teams each and strong rivalrys were formed. Carolina used to be in the NFC West, which is way off and Arizona used to be in the East. Those teams had there problems fixed, but Indy is no where near the South. lol
 
Actually I think that where the games are played aren't too random.

Detroit played San Diego and Oakland on the road and they finished 1st and last in the AFC West Respectively. Meanwhile, Green Bay (In the same division as Detroit therefore also playing the AFC West) played both San Diego and Oakland at home and played Denver and Kansas City (the 3rd and 2nd last year in the AFC West) on the road.
 
well, whether random or not. One thing that is constant, is that you will NEVER play the same non-conference team at home or on the road two times in a row. So, for example Carolina played Houston and Indy on the road in 2003 and this year those were are two home games. I'm not quite sure it works the same inside the conference, because I believe that Carolina has a history of playing St. Louis and Minnesota on the road all the damn time! Also, it seems that (besides this year, and maybe 5 years ago) every INdy/NE regular season game is in New England.
 

To be honest, have season tickets and I leave the game the same time everyone else does, i see the bus leave and everything. No one ever moons the bus. I do these games week in and week out. And that was a quote from Tony Dungy, the last time we played the Colts it was away..that was the Javon walker year and i think it was 04. I definately wouldn't call it a tradition. I could see some drunk college students doing it randomly, but for Tony to have actually seen it with his own eyes it would have been a very long time ago, and totaly not pertaining to Mosses actions.

Never the less, i would love Moss on our team, and he easily should have. (no im not contradicting myself im just saying, of course i want him on my team...don't tell me you wouldn't like him on your favorite team) Our first round pick was a DT, which is one of our better postions on the team save LB and CB. He was hurt when he was drafted and still is...WTF? We could have given up a 4th round pick to beat the Pats.. a 4th round pick!!! Or even higher than that if we wanted!! Jeez, in the offseason i was told many times by ESPN we had the most cap in the entire NFL, but yet we sign 2 people. Some horrible QB who was realeased and i think Atari Bigby, who is my idol. Still we could have scored big in names like Donte Stallworth. We could have gotten a RB thats not from the Giants practice squad too. Nothing agaisnt Ryan grant, he's amazing. But thats just it, we didn't know we didn't have a running game. However we also didn't know how good our defense is, although i suspected it. Especially since we have the 2 best corners in the game. Champs just lost his touch, sorry bronco fans
 
How were they lucky?
Indy was at home, Pats had 140 penalty yards, Brady doubled his INTs on the season (And we all know Manning throws more than Brady in one game than Brady in his season)
They Colts are trash and the Pats are the best team in the league.

and I hate to break it to you..but any team that loses to the Jets and the Broncos will never beat the Pats.

And why would you kick a Field Goal when you could get a TD?
It's not New England's fault no team is as good as them.

Why is it that every Patriots fan is a raging douchebag? Seriously, I haven't talked to one single Pats fan in the last 5 years who isn't quick to ram their success right down your throat while belittling your team. It's pathetic, it's pretentious, it's arrogant, and it's downright stupid. Be proud of your team, handle your wins with grace and honor... or shut the fuck up.

All you're all doing is digging your own hole.
 
Most people are awful fans. It takes hard work to be a classy and good fan, and most people are not willing to do anything more than go 'lol my team is better than yours' or 'well you just got lucky!!' etc.

Priest Holmes retirement...I did not see that one coming! While I admire the guy and loved him for fantasy football and just to be able to go THE PRIEST DOMINATES YET AGAIN! VERILY IT IS SO (and other biblical sounding taunts), his comeback was obviously not going to work out from the start. I hate when people draw out their careers at their own peril.

Oh, and just to taunt Batpig yet again
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Why is it that every Patriots fan is a raging douchebag? Seriously, I haven't talked to one single Pats fan in the last 5 years who isn't quick to ram their success right down your throat while belittling your team. It's pathetic, it's pretentious, it's arrogant, and it's downright stupid. Be proud of your team, handle your wins with grace and honor... or shut the fuck up.

All you're all doing is digging your own hole.
The sad thing is is that most of them are bandwagoners, so when the Pats suck again we won't be able to get back at them.

And Alex Smith can make anyone feel better about their QB...well, unless you're a Niners fan, then I imagine you just hope some one injects him with a magic serum to make him good or something...
 
Why is it that every Patriots fan is a raging douchebag? Seriously, I haven't talked to one single Pats fan in the last 5 years who isn't quick to ram their success right down your throat while belittling your team. It's pathetic, it's pretentious, it's arrogant, and it's downright stupid. Be proud of your team, handle your wins with grace and honor... or shut the fuck up.

All you're all doing is digging your own hole.

aye, verily so

it's what i like to call the "belichick complex"
 
I think what people are trying to say is that "That's besides the point." We all know the facts, the stats, and we see the games. It's just that it's unnecessary to rub something in. Aka...a sore winner.
 
did scarface register just to defend the Patriots? lol

"Since Week 11 of last season, the Titans are 9-2 when Vince Young throws for fewer than 200 yards and 2-3 when he passes for 200-plus yards, including losses in the past two games." haha
 
What significance will Ricky Williams returning to the Dolphins have? Any? Can he still be in running back-like shape after missing NFL action for a few years, albeit supposedly playing the CFL?

Also "icky sticky ricky" hahaha espn
 
Well Holmes did some decent behind a shitty line, so let's see what Ricky can do. Granted, Holmes just retired but that's besides the point.
 
God doesn't exist or he wouldn't let bad people troll us with Pats nut-hugging like this is the NFL board on GameFAQs. >:( But seriously? The Colts didn't make the Pats take ridiculous penalties and the only sketchy call was the PI on Hobbs. (Even then, it was probably the refs deciding that Hobbs stopped in front of the receiver and that was interferece, which the defender can't do unless he's fighting for the ball.) Addai was shredding the Patriots' defense. In the end, the Patriots just barely managed to catch up and take the league and then Manning had a meltdown (which carried to next week too olol) that prevented the Colts from converting the game-winning drive.

That was with Ugoh and Harrison injured, plus Freeney went down during the game as well. Lucky? Absolutely.

And who can't beat the Pats? Weren't people saying the Jets had no way in hell against the Steelers? What makes the Patriots immune to having a bad day against a bad opponent who just happens to put it together that day to take them down? When they end the season with a 19-0 record and a Super Bowl victory, you can talk.

Bye Priest. :(

blagh blagh blagh how NFL does scheduling

The divisions rotate sequentially such that a team will play every other team in the league at least once every four years.

The other two teams aren't random. They're based on last years' standings. Excluding the full division they already play, a team plays the two teams from the other two in-conference divisions that finished in the same place last year.

i.e. Dallas (NFC East) plays the NFC North this year [4 games]. They play the other NFC East teams twice [10 games]. Last year, they finished second in their division. The other two games this year are against the teams that finished second in the NFC West (St. Louis) and NFC South (Carolina) last year [12 games]. Of course, one game against each team in the AFC East rounds out their schedule [16 games].

Thus, 14 out of 16 games each year are already set in stone. I see [pkmn] guy already explained it by now, but meh.

My friends wonder why I route for my team to lose once, they are eliminated from playoff contention, and that is because the lower my team finishes in the division, the easier those other two games become.

Not necessarily. Rams aren't exactly a 2nd place-deserving team this year. ;/ I would've been worried a lot more if Dallas had played Arizona instead.

Well Holmes did some decent behind a shitty line, so let's see what Ricky can do. Granted, Holmes just retired but that's besides the point.

Yeah, but Miami has good run blocking. Ronnie Brown was the leading rusher before AP passed him up after his injury, and also the leading fantasy RB. :P Chatman looked decent in preseason and he's been running well in Brown's stead. I don't know what role Ricky is going to have if he's finally going to play again, but if he's in shape to do it he'll probably run pretty well.
 
The fact that the Patriots have an unstoppable offense and a top four defense (any way you look at it) while the Steelers have maybe the #1 defense but the 1/2 the Patriots' offense?

metalScyther, Ricky Williams can still run well if he wants to. He is a beast.

Thanksgiving NFL yeah!!!
 
I FUCKING LOVE THANKSGIVING FOOTBALL!!!

right now it looks like Green Bay is rolling Detroit, but right now they are driving so hopefully they can cut the score a bit. Too bad I wont be able to watch the Colts game.. damn basic cable...
 
Why is it that every Patriots fan is a raging douchebag? Seriously, I haven't talked to one single Pats fan in the last 5 years who isn't quick to ram their success right down your throat while belittling your team. It's pathetic, it's pretentious, it's arrogant, and it's downright stupid. Be proud of your team, handle your wins with grace and honor... or shut the fuck up.

All you're all doing is digging your own hole.
Well, since the Packers are my team you're wrong.
I just realize they're the greatest team of all time.
Did your watch them get smashed 56-10 with your Season tickets?
"We are the Bill and we can't stop a team on 4th down!"
They only didn't score a TD on every drive to be nice.


I assume you live in the New England area?
I live in Indianapolis, actually.
We have the worst fans here.
All fat pieces of trash.



The Packers played great.
I didn't eat because I was too busy watching the wreck face.
3 TDs, no INTs, broke a new Franchise record...what a monster.
Ryan Grant played very well. Over 100 yards.
Defence held them on key plays.
Kampman did VERY well.

Next weeks game is going to be great.
Hopefully Woodson will be ready to play.


Why would you want to watch the Colts and Falcons?
Falcons are trash...so is Manning.
I mean at least the Falcons don't throw 6 INTs in a game.
 
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