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Well, Red Wings are wrapping up the off season... Modano is signed, Helm is finally signed, and Holland says Abdelkader is coming to Red Wings team near you... BRING ON THE PENS IN SEPTEMBER!!! are the preseason games televised?

Oh... and another question... In NHL 2k11/Slapshot, are the teams from 09-10 used or are the teams in 10-11 gonna be used?
 
Still cant believe the flyers got rid of gagne, pissed me off.

WEll, the flyers are looking forward to a BULLCRAP season. I still cant believe they took the winter classic and shoved it back up bostons ass.
 
I'll be honest...I really don't see Modano helping my Wings out very much...what we REALLY need is for Zetterberg and Datsyuk to show up season long, and for the goaltending to finally catch up to the attack.
 
UncleSam said:
I'll be honest...I really don't see Modano helping my Wings out very much...what we REALLY need is for Zetterberg and Datsyuk to show up season long, and for the goaltending to finally catch up to the attack.
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He's a reliable third/fourth liner at this point in his career.
 
UncleSam said:
I'll be honest...I really don't see Modano helping my Wings out very much...what we REALLY need is for Zetterberg and Datsyuk to show up season long, and for the goaltending to finally catch up to the attack.
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yeah four 87+ point seasons before last year is totally unacceptable and shows complete lack of dedication to the full season. fucking datsyuk you lazy russian slacker.. it's all your fault we haven't won the stanley cup during your time in detroit. and don't even get me started on zetterberg's point a game average over the last 5 seasons.. keep milking that wonky back issue hank, you pussy.

man those two really need to get their shit together..

and don't get me started on the all time american points leader.. he will be NO help aT all.
 
Carl said:
yeah four 87+ point seasons before last year is totally unacceptable and shows complete lack of dedication to the full season. fucking datsyuk you lazy russian slacker.. it's all your fault we haven't won the stanley cup during your time in detroit. and don't even get me started on zetterberg's point a game average over the last 5 seasons.. keep milking that wonky back issue hank, you pussy.

man those two really need to get their shit together..

and don't get me started on the all time american points leader.. he will be NO help aT all.
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My respect for Carl has just tripled.

Now that Kovalchuk's deal was voided, who thinks he's going to Russia?
 
Carl said:
yeah four 87+ point seasons before last year is totally unacceptable and shows complete lack of dedication to the full season. fucking datsyuk you lazy russian slacker.. it's all your fault we haven't won the stanley cup during your time in detroit. and don't even get me started on zetterberg's point a game average over the last 5 seasons.. keep milking that wonky back issue hank, you pussy.

man those two really need to get their shit together..

and don't get me started on the all time american points leader.. he will be NO help aT all.
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nice....

Right now Modano might be wondering why he signed with the wings, Considering they just signed the guy who nearly killed him in the nineties >.< i forgot his name, but i heard he was a nasty Dman in a good way.
Good night! The Griffins are gonna get loaded up with all this depth it's not even funny! I hope Holland can find a way to keep Miller and Ritola... Meech is officially gone with the new Dman...
 
Carl said:
yeah four 87+ point seasons before last year is totally unacceptable and shows complete lack of dedication to the full season. fucking datsyuk you lazy russian slacker.. it's all your fault we haven't won the stanley cup during your time in detroit. and don't even get me started on zetterberg's point a game average over the last 5 seasons.. keep milking that wonky back issue hank, you pussy.

man those two really need to get their shit together..

and don't get me started on the all time american points leader.. he will be NO help aT all.
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edit: I realize this isn't the most appropriate response but I had to do something with all this red wing talk
 
you might wanna stop doing the same, half the people behind him in that picture dont even play for that team any more fyi


i guess the past is a scary place for you guys after fifty years of ineptitude though
 
Synre said:
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edit: dont worry i got you covered
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What's this "conference champions", "division champions" and "regular season champions" spam shit. Leave that for teams that never accomplished anything.


We accept nothing less than Coupe Stanley banners.

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If you added anything new people might start to notice they haven't seen one of those cups in a while...

Plus, er, wouldn't putting up conference/division titles require, you know... winning the division or conference? You've only won the division once in the last twenty years!
 
Synre said:
If you added anything new people might start to notice they haven't seen one of those cups in a while...

Plus, er, wouldn't putting up conference/division titles require, you know... winning the division or conference? You've only won the division once in the last twenty years!
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That one in 20 was still not reason enough to put it on the rafters!
 
I just wanna say this page has been utterly hilarious.

Also, the Red Wings have WAYYYYY too many fucking banners. I mean, 5 separate banners for 07-08 alone? That's stupid.
 
Yeah I don't know about YOU but I'm pretty sure I don't want to be able to see whatever strange creatures are living in the rafters of the Joe after all these years... even the floor is pretty gross




Whatever it takes to distract me enough to look at something clean bb
 
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