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THE GREATEST MATCH EVER. Melee at Flying Spaghetti Heaven

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OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK

and I can't even dig to evade you...

Avast, Kitteh! That ol' pig is tryin' tah throw ya overboard! Hit him with yer shiney little claws and show him who's the captain of this here ship! Then, shiver his timbers and do it again! yo ho ho! then, when yer done wit dat, take his hit and then send it right back at 'im! Yarrrrrrrrrr, those be yer orderrrrrs. Do them well. yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Metal Claw ~ Metal Claw ~ Metal Burst (all truffles)
 
(taking a 5 minute break from my essay and order in my least time consuming battle. Not ordering for tournament until tomorrow because, well, I can, and I care less about making a stupid mistake here than in a match that actually counts)

Heerrrmm...Mind, 't looks clear to me eyes that yonder blubbering pig is our greates' enemy! Looks to me too that Captain Morgan and Jack Spearow have a parley...well then, it looks to us that the time is ripe to blast the latter to davy jones' locker! Onwards and forwards me hearties!
Start us off with a beam of energy that the entire sea is a feared of. That should blow that damn doll to smithereens! Then, let's attack the enemy with a lightning fast hand attack--flinchin the cowardly tub of fat! Finish up with a great cannon of an attack worthy of Blackbeard--a mind bending' charge that lifts up that pig and throws it deep in the recesses of this cesspit!


Solarbeam Mamoswine-Fake out mamoswine-Psychic Mamoswine
If mamoswine's sub isn't down on A2, reflect

Aye, and fuck homework too.

EDIT: Sorry, I just notice that mamoswine is actually faster than kit now from the raw calcs of last round. Assuming that's true, and that stat stages only decay at the end of the round, I should like to change my actions
Solarbeam Mamoswine-fake out mamoswine-psychic+psychic combo mamoswine
So if mamoswine goes before kit on A3, then use this set of actions. If not, then use the first set. Treat this as a sub if you will.
 
Could I just point out that aweshucks was most probably going to die anyways, so my only viable target was you, glacier?

It's not like you were going to go for mrc over me anyways haha. By the way, mrc I am still open to teaming up. :)
 
Glacier Knight said:
Earthquake~Bull-Doze~Earthquake
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Aweshucks said:
Metal Claw ~ Metal Claw ~ Metal Burst (all truffles)
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Orcinus Duo said:
Solarbeam Mamoswine-fake out mamoswine-psychic+psychic combo mamoswine
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Locking in the orders. Also Here to say that once again the orders themselves must be given in pirate speech for instance.

*speak like a pirate*
Orders ~ Orders ~ Orders

They must be organically intergrated into the pirate speech for instance, it doesn't even have to exactly state the attack. But I want you to pretend you are a pirate. Who has pokemon. And you speak like a pirate.

Example of glacier's orders which he can't use. said:
Alrighty my matey Truffles. Time to lay a mighty big bruisin on these landlubbin bafoons, Shake the ground which they walk on like the stormy seven seas. Then full speed ahead and ram them into the flank of their ship! Finish by shiverin' their timbers till they crack!
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Another example would be Mrc's orders round one. I'll be reffing the next round in a few hours and frankly the punishment will be far worse to those who don't pirate speak by then than it was the first round! I'll send a PM to everyone because you guys are fairly active. I hope that you will change them because The FSM might drop you in the beer volcano.
 
Kits: 50/88: 127 : Foresighted (4A) -1 Speed
Mime: 82/69 : 104 : Magnet Rise (3A)
Luc: 70/75 : 104 : Platypus (1R) -1 Speed
Mam: 74/65 : 80 : 25hp Sub

Flavor comes tomorrow. Sorry guys. But now I have something todo in Calculus =D

Action 1
Mind takes in Light

Mamoswine Uses Earthquake
To crit: 3733/10k = No
Kit: (7.5+3+3)*1.5 = 20.25
Mind: Unaffected.
-6 EN

Kit Used Metal Claw
To crit: 2125/10k = no
To hit: 1458/10k = Hit
Atk bst: 727/10k = Yes
(4+3+1.5)*1.5 = 12.75
+1 Atk
-3 En

Mime used solar beam
to crit: 1540/10k = no
(12+4.5)*1.5 = 24.75
Sub is broken!
-8 EN

Action 2

Mind Used Fake Out!
To crit: 1714/10k = No
(4-3) = 1 Damage
-4 EN

Truffles Flinched!


Kit Used Metal Claw
To hit: 8871/10k = yes
To critL: 7774/10k = no
+ Atk: 512/10k = Boost
(4+3+3)*1.5 = 15 Damage
-7 En
+atk

Action 3

Truffles Used EQ!
To Crit: 7869/10k = No
Kit: (7.5+3+3)*1.5 = 20.25
Mind: Unaffected.
-6 EN

Kit Used Metal burst
20.25*1.25 = 25.3 Damage
-13 En

Mind Used PSYCHOTIC THRASH!
To crit: 5134/10k = No
(29.25+4.5+3) = 36.75 damage
-32 En

Arena Round
# of effects! 3/5
Effect 1: Pirate!
Target: Aweshucks!
+15 Hp/En

Effect 2: Kiwi Bird. All pokemon Know Fly for the next round!

Effect 3: DRUNK PARTY ALL MONS MUST RNG TARGETS NEXT ROUND!

Kits: 26/80: 127 : Foresighted (1A) +2 Atk!
Mime: 82/25 : 104 :
Luc: 70/75 : 104 :
Mam: X/ He dead.....
 
Wooooooo glacier how bout that??
Cooldown-chill-chill
If taunted, then Icy Wind-magical leaf
If incoming taunt, then magic coat

Flavor to come

*Hic*

Mind, bloody good job, m' trusted friend...*hic*

We be throwin' a partay fir yer KO on that nasty beast! Ziss..eugh...we gunna...run outta rum tonight! Wha...what actions? Aye, no actions for today, just chill fir the round and let's enjoy our food here! Come on over, the lads could use a girl to keep them entertain'd, and best you lern to drink like a real pirate!

*Hic*

YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF RUM
 
Looks like im next...
Hi Jump Kick Kitsunoh--> 20HP Substitute--> Shadow Claw Mr Mime.
If Kitsunoh uses Dig A1, use: Magnet Rise--> 20HP sub--> Shadow Claw Mr Mime.
 
Yarr kitteh! looks like Lucario forgot we opened the rum, so we'll be too tipsy to target this round! and shiver me timbers if he also forgot we could fly! So show him what's up by Flying up into the sky, like the great kiwi! Next, use yer great big ball o' ghost-fire and put some burnin' into thah mix! nextly, dig underrrrrrrrrr ground and take 'em unawares! YARRRRRRRR!!!

Fly ~ Will-o-Wisp ~ Dig

also, I'd just like to note that neither orc nor ranger spoke like a pirate, so they get hit by the noodly appendage

NOTE: Orc did say that he would put in flavor later, so I'd say it's okay. ranger however, seemed to forget all about it, so I wouldn't accept any upcoming edits if I were you
 
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My downfall was that i forgot (BAN ME PLEASE)s unite. Oh well. at least i can pray when aweshucks and orcinus were having gay-ass butt sex, they exchanged their STDs from previous pretty-boys.

/me throws the dooshers off a cliff into the feiry pits of hell
 
I'm cool with you trash talking and stuff, but can we refrain from using homosexuality as an insult? also, wanna ref my pike?
 
@Glacier. Steal that from Travis?

@aweshucks. He is sorry he offended you. But he doesn't mean it.

Also I will be reffing it right now
 
Dude, it's been 6 days since you last reffed. come on, man. I know you have irl stuff, but.... If you know you aren't going to be able to keep up, get a subref
 
Ok, so I'm tired of having this take up one of my battle slots. do you guys know if classical is even still active? If not, we should get a subref
 
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