Ullar
card-carrying wife-guy
Note: Technically this challange has two Pokemon, but one of them is only temporary.A Starter Pokemon, anyone? lol
Attend the tale of Sween Dewott
His scales were pale and his whiskers odd
He shaved the bodies of Pokemon
And killed them all for pleasure, my hon'
He walked a path that few walked on
Did Sween
Did Sween Dewott
The Demon Otter of Fleet Street
His scales were pale and his whiskers odd
He shaved the bodies of Pokemon
And killed them all for pleasure, my hon'
He walked a path that few walked on
Did Sween
Did Sween Dewott
The Demon Otter of Fleet Street
You want a starter Pokemon? Well, here's a doozy. Get an Oshawott. It has to be male. Name it Benjamin. Now, Benjamin is a simple otter - it likes to shave, as is its job. As soon as it learns Razor Shell, it must keep it. Now, for the second song...
There was an otter and his wife
And she was beautiful
A foolish otter and his wife
She was his reason and his life
And she was beautiful
And she was virtuous
And he was...
Naive
There was another one who saw
That she was beautiful
A pious eagle of the law
Who with a gesture of his claw
Removed the barber from his plate
Then there was nothing but to wait
And she would fall
So soft
So young
So lost and oh so beautiful
And she was beautiful
A foolish otter and his wife
She was his reason and his life
And she was beautiful
And she was virtuous
And he was...
Naive
There was another one who saw
That she was beautiful
A pious eagle of the law
Who with a gesture of his claw
Removed the barber from his plate
Then there was nothing but to wait
And she would fall
So soft
So young
So lost and oh so beautiful
That's right, Braviary. Now, you must catch a female Lillipup and name it Lucy. Train it along with Benjamin. But you must attempt to solo the DW Braviary with Lucy. Keep in mind that neither Lucy nor Benjamin can have evolved at this point. Here is where your path diverges...
There are no further restrictions on Benjamin, Lucy can be boxed, and you can go on with your adventure. Congratulations, you ruined the story.
Place Lucy in a box named Cyanide. Now, Benjamin must evolve into Dewott, and change his name to Sween. He must know Razor Shell and Revenge at all times. Whenever he is sent out, he must first use Revenge on his foe, and then polish them off with Razor Shell, or a similar cutting move (if he hasn't killed them already) to make all of Pokemonity pay for Lucy's supposed death. Sween may not evolve into Samurott unless he soloes Grimsley, who he discovers to be the true Judge Turpin. After that, he can evolve, but the restrictions still apply.
Here is a list of moves Sween can learn, though he must keep Razor Shell:
-Razor Shell
-Fury Cutter
-Swords Dance(he is allowed to use this after he uses Revenge)
-Retaliate(it's not 'cutting' but he's still retaliating)
-Frustration(similar reasons as Retaliate)
-Aerial Ace
-False Swipe
-X-Scissor
-Cut
Here is a list of moves Sween can learn, though he must keep Razor Shell:
-Razor Shell
-Fury Cutter
-Swords Dance(he is allowed to use this after he uses Revenge)
-Retaliate(it's not 'cutting' but he's still retaliating)
-Frustration(similar reasons as Retaliate)
-Aerial Ace
-False Swipe
-X-Scissor
-Cut
Have fun...if you dare.