First up is Falkner.
Starting up with Cotton against his Staraptor, being most likely the biggest threat. Unfortunately, he U-Turns to Swellow, ends up Paralyzed, which gets horribly Thunder'd. Staraptor comes back in and also gets Thunder'd. Third up is Honchkrow, critically Waterfall'd. In a war of attrition, Shadow proved his aerial superiority against Noctowl, whatever that means. Meanie took on Pelipper with his stall, and came out victorious, leaving only Pidgeot. Aquaphobia comes in to set the rain, but gets hit by confusion twice, and barely takes a Return afterwards. Double Team all you want, Cotton is now set to Thunder you down.
Next up Bugsy's Bugs, y.
Shadow goes first with Spore/Swag/Transform and cleanly OHKO'es Scizor with Superpower. Next comes Fly, avoiding the lethal Stone Edge and then dropping Heracross. Unfortunately, the Fly is not quite enough to take Yanmega out, but Aquaphobia's Ice Beam is more than enough. He was also able to take out Vespiquen. Cosmic gets in a Supersonic before Pinsir's rocks rock... rocks. Also it was the most worthless confusion ever. Cotton takes the Earthquake though, and drops Pinsir dead with Thunder. Shadow Transformed into the Shedinja and finished up.
Third we have Whitney.
Two Signal Beams from Cotton take the Calm Minded abomination of palindromic giraffeffarig out. The rest of the team lined up for Brick Break fodder. I would go into more detail, but I think this fight has been milked dry.
Next we'll break out of order and go with Jasmine.
Shadow starts out against Metagross with her now trademark Spore/Triple Swagger/Transform combo. Shadow ended up Mashing her way through Metagross, Skarmory and Magnezone, as well as Exploding on Empoleon. The rest is easy pickings for Cotton (Get it? Picking? Cotton?) and Aquaphobia, taking out Bronzong and Steelix respectively.
Well, that was a mortyfying experience. Speaking of Morty...
Drifblim is good fodder for Thunder. First Gengar is easily taken out by Aquaphobia. With the second one, I wasn't sure what to do, so Shadow had to become a real shadow and drag Gengar to the Shadow Realm with Destiny Bond. All that really needs to be said on Dusknoir is that it has notable abilities to heal my Pokemon with Pain Split. Sableye was a massive pain and eventually left me with very little choice but to rely on Cotton, who picked up where Meanie left and took the thing out. Mismagius then Perish Song'd itself.
The funny thing is that Morty has Clair-voyance and still lost like an idiot.
On that note still doesn't take any sort of clairvoyance to see that Gyarados died to Thunder. Meanie got to a good start with beating Aerodactyl when Clair swapped to Charizard. She also predicted a switch to Aquaphobia and hit with Air Slash. Instead of doing so again, she felt Shadow Claw was more fitting for her needs. Coming next is the Dragonite. I send out Shadow that barely takes the Thunder, followed b Spore and Transform. Sleep is on my side, and Dragonbreaths's take the behemoth down. Dragonbreath isn't quite enough to take Dragonair down, Fly finishes. Aerodactyl comes in for another go, and Cotton takes the Earthquake quite well and defeats Aero. That leaves Kingdra. Cotton somehow takes a Hydro Pump, but Thunder doesn't OHKO. I predict another Hydro Pump and send Aquaphobia out, but instead, it's Dragonbreath. Brick Break is enough since Clair went with Yawn.
Really? REALLY? Why are all of them Chucking the win at me? ...yeah I'm stretching here. Let's just go fight Chuck.
Fun fight here. Medicham is slow, so Shadow leads with Spore/Swagger/Transform rainbow apocalypse. Well okay, combined force of Poliwrath and Primeape ended the fun, but hey. That's Medicham, Hitmonchan and Poliwrath out. Also this Primeape. Uses Swagger on Fly, who hits himself twice... while Primeape missed two Close Combats and a ThunderPunch... and is then FlyFly'd. Same fate awaited Hitmonlee.
That... that was Pryce-less.
Cotton misses out on the Focus Blast OHKO against Abomasnow, and Pryce then heals it up. Again missing the kill, Cotton is out cold. Meanie finishes. The Hail is really razing my 'stash, so I send Aquaphobia against his Glalie and turn hail to rain, followed by Brick Break to the floating face. Next up is Dewgong, possibly the biggest threat. It has Sheer Cold, which is an incredibly stupid name. What was wrong with 'Absolute Zero'? Anyways, since it's raining, he goes with Dive... against a Water-type. With Water Absorb. Then he gets nailed by Brick Break and Dewgong is down. Meanie gets some Pooison on Mamoswine, but being slower, eventually succumbs. Aquaphobia deals a fair chunk of damage with Brick Break, and barely takes Avalanche + Earthquake before missing with Brick Break. Luckily the poison extinctizes the mammoth. He also gets decent damage on Walrein, leaving the rest for Shadow. Spore followed by Body Slam unfortunately makes the thing hit the healing area, so Walrein is back to full power, but it's also paralyzed, giving ample time to Swagger up. With only Cosmic, I'm able to get some more confusion as well as time to heal up. It was quite close for Cosmic to get a win here, but Cotton needs to come sweep up. The fight drags on a bit due to a lucky freeze, but eventually Aquaphobia kicks his frosl-ass.
Surprise twist it's Hugh.
Bricks are made out of Sneasels. Aquaphobia OHKOs. His Alakazam sets up Reflect against Cotton. Signal Beam does its job well. Aquaphobia comes in on Typhlosion and breaks the Reflect and then drops Typhlo off with a critical Waterfall. Cotton comes for another go at Crobat, Thunder OHKOing. Then Gengar sweeps the entire team with Sludge Bomb, except Cotton survivng with 14 HP, and then beating Gengar and Magneton with Thunder and Focus Blast, respectively. What is it with Hugh fights being such trainwrecks? Morty's Gengars were much easier.
It's like there's an uneven powerSurge.
Leading with Meanie against his Raichu, with stall being quite an effective strategy. Manectric is a bit of a pain. Aquaphobia drops it to the healing zone and is taken out after the heal. Shadow Spore/Swaggerizes Manectric to allow Meanie to come in to heal up before coming back and Body Slam'ing it out. For Electivire, Cotton comes in to throw Focus Blast, but is taken out by Earthquake/Cross Chop, the latter activating Static. Fly for healing fodder to get Shadow out of paralysis, followed by some Swagger/Transformation. This took Electivire and Magnezone out easily, but unfortunately Electrode was able to blow up on us. Meanie out-stalled Pachirisu.
Janine something lead-up something.
Starting out with Cotton to take out Crobat quickly, but it U-Turns to Weezing, surprisingly enough KOing the thing. Fly goes against Toxicroak and gets the kill after a few Substitutes thrown around. Crobat comes for another go, Cotton picks a quick kill. Drapion is a top-tier threat, but like usual, Shadow is capable of turning that to a massive advantage, duking it out, and then OHKOing Ariados and Venomoth.
Erika done raw since 2009.
Shiftry whips out sunlight before being dropped by Cotton's Signal Beam. Meanie stalls out Tangrowth untill double Swords Dance-powered hits take him down. Oh well, Erika heals Tangrowth back up, including the poison, but immediately gets Spore'd, Swagger'd, Transform'd, Power Whip'd and Earthquake'd. Jumpluff comes in and U-Turns, leaving Victreebel take the Rock Slide and be KO'd. This is repeated with Roserade, though the U-Turn was critical, leaving Shadow almost dead. Jumpluff comes for a third time and takes Shadow down. Fly cleans up Bellossom and Jumpluff.
Yeah, Sabrina. I'm sure this'll go smoothly. She made a point of knowing I would come. Because she's Psychic and whatnot.
Opening with Cotton's Thunder, which handily connects thanks to Gravity. Sabrina heals up and Alakazam goes down to two Signal Beams. Espeon goes down largely the same way. Cosmic gets to be healing fodder so Cotton can take out Mr. Mime. Jynx is a pain, and Shadow's usual trick doesn't quite work due to lack of physical moves. Cotton eventually takes it down, after which Aquaphobia gets his turn to beat Wobbuffet. Being a mixed attacker, and the luck of freezehax, it worked out fine. Gallada is unable to OHKO, and a critical Waterfall finishes.
Brock pun number 755 here.
Aquaphobia used Waterfall. Half of Brocks team is gone. Aquaphobia used Brick Break/Cotton used Thunder. The other half of Brock's team is gone. NEXT.
At the time of writing, it's a Misty morning.
Starmie deals a fair share of damage on Cotton before Thunder. Quagsire is another sort of a problem since both Thunder and Water is inneffective. Never fear, Shadow'll make use of the moves it has. Ended up taking Quagsire, Milotic and Lapras out. Meanie stalls Lanturn out, and Aquaphobia makes short work of Floatzel.
This is the last fight before the Blainewreck starts. So... yeah.
Torkoal falls to Thunder, Camerupt goes to Waterfall, the usual. Magmortar carries aThunderbolt, but it's not enough to drop Aquaphobia, and can't take the Waterfall. Rapidash sees rainbows at the end of the Thunder. Magcargo goes easily down, but Aquaphobia gets burned, so an alternative is needed. Meanie can, surprisingly enough, stall Houndoom due to Blaine's incompetence, but a critical hit ruins this excellent plan. Aquaphobia finishes.
It's time for Blue.
Exeggutor again is immediately disposed by Signal Beam. Aquaphobia sets up Rain and just barely, BARELY misses OHKO on Rhyperior, but it also misses Megahorn, allowing a KO after Blue wastes a healing item on it. Blue attempts some Double Team with Pidgeot, but Thunder nails it down nevertheless thanks to Rain. Cosmic goes to be healing fodder against Tyranitar. Shadow hops in, Spores, Transforms with the intention to weaken the Tyranitar a bit to allow OHKO from Aquaphobia, but Low Kick ends ups OHKOing it anyways. Shadow also manages a Burn into Machamp before being hit by Kid Dynamite. Fly comes in, gets hit by Fling mid-flight, and KO's the thing nevertheless. Aquaphobia gets some healthy hits on Arcanine, but Thunder Fang is a bit too much. Meanie poisons the thing for good measure after Blue heals it up again, and then the remaining team slowly takes it out.