So, before I started, the first thing I needed to do was find out what random Pokemon I would get for the beginning of BiGGiE's challange.
From the random number generator, I got this:
Landed on lucky 13...
Since I am so lazy, I went ahead to find a site that would put all the Pokemon types in order for me. (Excluding Ghost, of course)
aaaand it turns out 13 landed on Psychic, my favorite type! That's not so bad, I guess.
Loading up the game...
Decided what kind of box border color I wanted, said I was a boy, then Birch asked me for my name. Just put in Hula, because Hulavuta is one letter too many.
Now...believe it or not, I restarted several times around the beginning of the game (I think like 3 or 4??? idk!?!) going all OCD about whether my name should be all caps or not...(just ask Celever, I bugged the hell out of him) After playing through the first five minutes about 5 times, I just decided to make it caps because every other name in the game is caps. But with all of that out of the way, I could finally play and have some fun.
It is actually Justin tbh, but yeah we can go with that >:L
...and with all of that out of the way, we can start with the actual game!
>Arrived at the house
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there...
From there, I went to my room, and set the clock. Although I'm not sure how much that mattered, considering the internal clock is busted (to be expected). Again, I am OCD so I just HAD to set it to the actual time, which surprisingly was not hard to do despite there not actually being any digits on the clock.
After that, I was told to go visit May and become her friend, and of course I never turn down a chance to meet a nice lady (to any women reading this, I am single and ready to mingle, call me!!!)
So yeah, I went to her house and met her and her mother. (Could I have put a "How I Met Your Mother" joke here? .___.)
I was hoping that we could be more than friends ;)
and this is crazy, but here's my number, Deinosaur already did this joke >:[
Sooooo, after meeting my future wife, I went north, for no particular reason other than I know what to do in these games. I ran into Professor Birch getting attacked by a Zigzagoon...
...which is just silly. Poochyena I can understand, there are a few little dogs around my neighborhood that attack me all the time. I'm not sure what to do with them though, I mean, is it socially acceptable to hit a dog? I'm not sure if they have an owner or if they are abandoned either @_@ whatever
So I reach into his bag and pull out Torchic, as per Flora's challange. At this point, I restarted a few times to make sure I got a male Torchic.
Then we fought that pansy-ass Zigzagoon.
oh, come on, it was a GIRL Zigzagoon too? Professor Birch, this is just embarrassing...
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So Torchic and I put that bitch in her place*
*Disclaimer: Any potentially sexist or misogynistic comments are done purely for comedic effect and do not reflect the actual views of the author, The Scramble Challange, Its_A_Random, Smogon University, or any of its sponsors or affiliates. Any resemblance to actual persons, either living or dead, is purely coincidental.
So, after that, I went back to the lab and Professor Birch let me keep Torchic (no surprise there). According to Flora's challange, I must give Torchic the name "Superpowerdude" or "SPD" if the former does not fit (it does not).
And now you know why I wanted it to be a male so badly
After that, I headed to the next town. A creepy man took me to the store, and gave me potions or something (or were they Pokeballs? ._.)
After that, I went north and met up with May. She wanted to battle me.
I managed to defeat her, and then this nice surprise happened:
SPD learned Focus Energy! I didn't know he learned it as early as level 7, but eh, now I can do Flora's actual cool challange.
After I beat May, we both went back to the town, aaand
aaaaand
After that, I set out on my journey to become a man!! Went out and ran into the first "actual" trainer of the game.
So, now that I actually could do the challange, I did it. Used Focus Energy on my first turn...
...and in that moment...something happened...and I finally realized how great this challange actually was.
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Anyway, after critting pretty much every trainer on my way to Petalburg, I finally arrived at Petalburg.
Met up with my FATHER, and met Wally. I went with him to get a Pokemon...you all know this part already, lol.
so do the raptors :
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At first, I was kind of sad, because I knew that Wally would catch a Ralts, and one of those Ralts could be Vengeance or Feels!! But...I got over it quickly.
Who wants a MALE Gardevoir anyway??? That's just...weird.
And so...Wally caught his male RALTS, and so began a bee-yoo-tuful rivalry >:L