???: Hello, and welcome to the world of Pokemon!
Me: Who the heck are you?
???: I am Augustine Sycamore, the Kalos region's very own Pokemon professor!
Me: Why are you in my room? I just moved here!
Sycamore: This world of ours is widely inhabited by creatures known as Pokemon!
Me: *stares in disbelief*
Sycamore: These mysterious creatures can be found in every corner of our world. Some run across the plains, some fly through the skies, and others yet swim deep in the oceans...
Me: I KNOW WHAT POKEMON ARE! I HAVEN'T BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK!!!
Sycamore: We live together with these Pokemon, lending our strength to one another to live and prosper.
Me: I'm outta here.
Sycamore: No wait, are you a boy or a girl?
Me: You really can't tell?
Sycamore: You must be a girl!
Me: I'M A BOY YOU STUPID MORONIC IDIOT!!!!!!!
Sycamore: And what do you look like?
Me: You're right in front of me and you're asking me what I look like? Fine, I've got brown hair. There.
Sycamore: Oho, I see, and would you tell me your name?
Me: It's Epic.
Sycamore: And what's your credit card- AAAAAAAGGGGH!!!!!!! *gets maced*
Epic: GET OUT OF MY ROOM!
Sycamore: Fine.
Epic: Mom, what's for breakfast?
Mom: Well, I thought you wanted to meet the neighbors first.
Epic: That's before I was stalked by a professor wanting to know my personal information.
Mom: Uhh, just go outside, they're waiting for you.
Epic: Great, more stalkers.
???: Hi, you must be Epic! I'm Serena!
???: AndI'mShaunaGreatToMeetYouWe'reGettingPokemonAreYouExcited?
Epic: Who's giving us Pokemon?
Serena: Only the most famous (and only) professor in the Kalos region, Sycamore!
Epic: Oh, yeah, the stalker dude.
Shauna: ComeToAquacordeTownWe'llMeetYouThere!!!!!!
Epic: Is she always this hyper?
Serena: You have no idea.
Epic: Alright, I've reached this town, this better be good.
Serena: Hey, Epic, this way, over here! We were just talking about you!
???: C'mon, have a seat! I'm Tierno, and I've got some serious dance moves!
???: I-i'm Trevor. I'm a little shy, I guess...
Serena: This is the meeting place, Epic.
Epic: Cut to the chase, where's the Pokemon?
Shauna: YeahCanWeSeeThePokemonNowIWantToMeetMyNewPartnerSoon!
Tierno: IKR? It was such a cool feeling when Trevs and I met our Pokemon! Hope you feel the same way we did!
Epic: Hmmm... A dorky hedgehog, a stupid frog, and a flaming, awesome fox. Hmmm.... I'll go with the fox.
Serena: So your choice is Fennekin?
Epic: Yeah, what you said.
Shauna: HiChespinI'mShaunaI'mYourNewTrainer!
Chespin: Kill me now...
Serena: Hello, Froakie. Thanks to you, I can become a trainer. Thanks for that!
Froakie: Not sure how to respond...
Tierno: Come on, Epic!
Epic: Coming! *turns toward Fennekin* so, what's your name?
Fennekin: I'm Potassium! My friends call me that because I explode in contact with water!
Epic: Umm, stay away from water types, okay?
Potassium: OK!
To Be Continued...