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Your Aron does not mind being as obnoxious as possible, and will go out of its way to learn moves that:
-are sound-based
-raise its evasion
-lower enemies' accuracy
-paralyze
-flinch (ONLY IF you also know a paralysis move--flinching moves may only be used on paralyzed Pokemon, Rock Slide may be used in Doubles+ if any one target is paralyzed)
-raise/drop random stats
-confuse
-Taunt or Torment
-Attract
-Protect/Detect/Mat Block/Crafty Shield/Wide Guard/Quick Guard/whatever you call these moves
-have a secondary effect with an activation chance strictly greater than 30% and strictly less than 100%
-have 70% or less accuracy
You may not use DexNav to catch your Aron, and as such it cannot learn Egg moves.
Full list of usable moves (note: some are post-game only, asterisks denote flinch moves):
-Mud-Slap
-Headbutt*
-Protect
-Iron Head*
-Rock Slide*
-Metal Sound
-Snore*
-Water Pulse
-Double Team
-Attract
-Swagger
-Secret Power (this is one of two ways to induce paralysis!)
-Rock Smash
-Taunt
-Blizzard
-Thunder
-Focus Blast
Firstly,
turn EXP. Share off and keep it off. Aron knows that it is terrible marketing to give away free products, and its teammates will have to rightfully earn the EXP they do get. Of course, it comes at the price of not being able to reap free EXP, but the idea is that Aron will earn so much himself that he won't need it, and screw the rest of his team, right?
Now, when you get to Slateport Beach, you will, instead of battling the trainers, make a bee-line to Rydel's shop in Mauville City, skipping as many trainers as possible (if you hit spinners that's okay). Then grab your Mach Bike and get back to Dewford to catch your Aron. Now have it solo every trainer on the beach of Route 109, Slateport City, Route 110, and Mauville City. Stop your solo when Aron reaches Level 21. Do not let Aron level up beyond level 21 until you reach Wattson. Then, head to Mauville Gym and have your Level 21 Aron solo Wattson.
As Aron knows, one of the most effective advertising techniques is success stories. Since Aron is now a walking Weakness Policy commercial, it must solo every trainer-owned Fighting-type and Ground-type Pokemon not soloed by another Pokemon. If your Aron faints during one of these soloes, either revive it and continue the solo, or black out and try again. In addition, it must solo five wild Pokemon of each type to evolve into Lairon.
As Lairon, it wants revenge. In Gen VI, it is no longer possible to find Arons before fighting Brawly, and it views this missed opportunity to advertise a great atrocity. It will boycott every gym leader whose typing it either has an SE STAB against (regardless of whether it is allowed to use said STAB) or whose typing it resists. Unfortunately, this means every gym from Lavaridge to Mossdeep, so in order to stay in shape, Lairon insists on soloing all trainer-owned Pokemon whose STAB is SE against it, unless it conflicts with another solo. However, when you reach Level 46, stop these solos. In fact, stop leveling up altogether. Then, once you reach Wallace, have your Level 46 Lairon solo him.
After soloing Wallace, your Lairon will gain a lot of fame. You may now evolve it. As an Aggron, it now content--it has made a living, albeit as a walking advertisement. It is now free from any restrictions for the rest of your game.
Roadagain I was gonna give you an original scramblemon but nah fuck that you can take the Aron I gave to MrMoo above.