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Tournament UMPL VI - Commencement Thread

NFE PRs by me

Good luck tier
:jirachi: Doom Desire Jirachis
Horii, feen (?)
How do you have the max player cap and somehow not enough NFE players to fulfill the 2 NFE slots ?????????
Horii is a great player, he has the capabilities to do at the very least decent, and his last UMPL run was insane (7-x), tho this pool is very strong, especially in NFE1, so Horii isn't a guaranteed win every week.
As for the 2nd player tho, i assume it will be feen as it's literally the only one with some decent enough experience in the tier but they will be lacking good teams for sure, and even with good teams, every other teams have good clickers with experience in the tier, i honestly do not expect them to win against anyone in the pool, regardless of if it's actually feen starting or anyone else.
Overall this team has Horii that has the capabilities to be doing at least decent, and a dead slot.

Mid tier
:miraidon: Voltcrashers Miraidons
Mirbro, Dragonillis, Meth Master, hxmo
Relying on Mirbro & Dragonillis as your NFE core is especially risky in my opinion. Both are just too busy in real life, Dragonillis didn't play the tier for a whole year, Mirbro is usually busy every single day of his life and also did not play a tournament for a long time as a player. They are both good enough to take wins against anybody, but with their current state they will both be going unfavored against many players of the pool.
Meth Master & hxmo are decent support and subs, but i don't think that'll be enough to carry the almost retired players. Maybca's support will be appreciated and will definitely help Mirbro & Dragonillis, tho i don't think i'll surprise anyone by saying that his teams tend to be some overcook stuff and either work fine or completely flop at times.
Overall i don't rate them super highly, i do feel like they will be getting some surprising wins against strong players of the pool, but overall i don't think any of them will be doing better than 4-3.
:zacian-crowned: Oblivion Ambers
5Dots
, Shadow079, DD Joe
5Dots is in a great form, he's been tryharding the ladder the whole month, tried a lot of innovative stuff and he's probably the player that has explored the tier the most already since the very recent TSpikes ban. Although for some reason 5Dots always does bad in UM team tours, but i feel like the odds of him doing great in this one are pretty high.
Shadow is their best 2nd NFE player but i don't think he'll be starting here. If they decide to put him in here then this core is a really good core, capable of doing extremely well in the tour, but i feel like they need Shadow in UUbers.
So instead DD Joe is probably their 2nd NFE, which is fine, DD Joe is a great clicker, he just lacks experience in the tier recently and will need support.
Overall they have the tools to do well but i feel like they will run out of steam quickly. 5Dots shouldn't be able to provide 2 good teams a week, and DD Joe will need time to get back into the tier and provide some good builds. If Shadow is actually starting then they are a much more threatening team, but i still feel like they'll lack a bit of support compared to the other teams.
:dragonair: Dragonairlines
Regiboob
, Cluelessmagnet, Padparadscha
Regiboob is one of the newest faces among the big names of the tier. He did extremely well in NFEPL and did well in the last UM team tour he's been in too. I do feel like he has the motivation and ability to completely crush his opponents some weeks. Although i do feel like he has a big weakness and it's the fact that he is easy to counter team ; all of his teams tend to be weak to similar stuff because there are some Pokemons he probably doesn't take account of due to his lesser experience in the tier than some of the other big names, which makes prepping for him easy at times.
Cluelessmagnet did super well in NFEPL, not against a strong pool tho, but i feel like the builds brought and their plays were good. I don't know enough about them to really rank them accurately, but they are capable of having an underdog run and winning to everyone in NFE2, or in the opposite, lose to everybody that has more experience in the tier.
Padparadscha is a good support and new face to have around in a team, i'm glad they were drafted, and i'm not surprised they were drafted by Regiboob either coz he was glazing him in NFEPL.
Finchely's support is going to be very useful here and i know she'll be active and cook some stuff with Regiboob.
Overall this team has the capabilities to do pretty decent ; Regiboob should be doing fine at least, and Cluelessmagnet could be a surprise that gets wins against strong players, but i also do feel like they won't be consistent enough to win more than a mid record combined.
:cramorant: Chilling Cramorants
Swas
, risin_glory, TTK, Nakoruru_XD, Heatranator, Tizio, Long Spirit, FishyRoads
The amount of possible NFE starters here is insane.
Swas is their only big names tho, even if Swas didn't have an insane result in a SV tournament, i do rank him very highly because i do think his performance in NFEOL was insane despite the mid record and he could have crushed the pool if he started in SV for NFEPL. Seeing Swas in NFE might be a little concerning for people who are not familiar with the tier, but Swas will be just fine even against the strongest players of the pool.
Any of the other names could be starting in NFE2 to be honest, i would probably say TTK is the one with the most experience so he will probably be the safest player to go with, but risin_glory and Long Spirit are very much capable of starting too. Nakoruru is fine but is using the same teams since 2024 which is concerning not gonna lie please delete that voltorb. Heatranator will be a great support and good sub to have around. FishyRoads would've been a great option for NFE2 as well but he's probably starting in UUbers. Tizio has done well in NFE SSNL with bad teams so if you figure out a way to build him good teams he's comfortable with he probably can do super well in the tournament too.
Overall this team has a lot of options to go with, but i feel like it's even too much. Some people are probably going to be left out in the chat because there are too many people that will want their ideas to see the light. Swas is also the only big name here, which is fine but it also means the NFE2 will struggle against some of the other NFE cores that have 2 big names.

Good stuff tier
:shaymin-sky: Super Sh(a)ymin
Kingler
, lettuce, Nashrock, angolano06
Like every year, Shaymins have a really good NFE core. This time consisting of Kingler, lettuce and Nashrock, as well as angolano as a sub.
Kingler is one of the best player of the tier, i would rate him top 2 player of the tier right now, he should be doing extremely well even against the strongest players of the pool because he is himself a deadly threat to anyone facing him.
Nashrock & lettuce are both very capable of starting in NFE2 and they will both be doing great against the NFE2 pool. Lettuce especially has been exploring the tier recently by spamming the ladder a lot and doing pretty much every ladder achievements lol.
Nashrock is great but does have a lot of weaknesses in his builds at times.
angolano is fine as a sub and support.
Overall this team has a really high chance of doing extremely well, i would predict both of their players to do at least 4-3 here.
:flutter mane: Mane Remover
Ivar57
, Zcarlett, Celeste
Ivar + Zcarlett is a really strong core, and they are both self-sufficient so the lack of support here isn't really concerning.
Zcarlett especially should be a pleasant surprise in this tournament because she didn't like TSpikes meta much recently, and with the TSpikes ban i feel like she'll feel in a much more comfortable state and will actually be insane.
Ivar did 7-x last year, he might need time to get back to the tier and adapt a little bit to the new meta, but he is very much capable of winning against anybody here.
Celeste is also a great NFE player if a replacement is needed and she should be able to help Ivar in the first few weeks in terms of building.
Overall a really strong core, i do expect each of them to do really well here.

What the fuck tier
:kingdra: United Kingdras
sleid
, Hairoll, Cammellia, doom
sleid is the best player of the pool. He's consistently been doing at the very least something like 4-3 for years in team tournaments, as well as going super far in every individuals. Sleid is the best player of the tier and i don't think it's even close. Whoever goes against him will need to get a really solid prep and solid plays.
Hairoll is a really solid player, top 3 NFE SSNL, and a 3rd place absolutely deserved despite the lack of teams. He is an insane clicker and with some support he will be doing wonders against the rest of the pool.
doom is a really great support to have around, especially considering him and sleid are quite close friends.
Cammellia is a surprise pick that will be able to sub in decently, she's motivated to get back into the tier and will be able to support them as well.
If someone from the future would tell me this team is going x-0 the whole tournament i would actually believe them. They have the 2 players that did the best in the ongoing NFE SSNL (Finalist and Top 3) how is that even possible lol. And then you pair that with doom who's a super support to have around that is even friend with the best player of the core, and then Cammellia for extra support and a great sub for cheap.

NFE1 - NFE2

1st :kingdra: sleid
2nd :shaymin-sky: Kingler

3rd :zacian-crowned: 5Dots
4th :flutter mane: Zcarlett
5th :jirachi: Horii
6th :dragonair: Regiboob
7th :cramorant: Swas
8th :kingdra: Hairoll
9th :flutter mane: Ivar57

10th :shaymin-sky: lettuce
11th :miraidon: Mirbro
12th :miraidon: Dragonillis

13th :cramorant: TTK
14th :dragonair: Cluelessmagnet
15th :zacian-crowned: DD Joe

16th :jirachi: ?
 
2v2 PR !!!!!
#1 Cramorants
Bern, arcanine, mike, LogIce
that's a crazy squad, and those players never underperformed in my mind. Not only that they are the last few players who still build new teams sometimes.
#2 DDJ
Hugo, Xqiht Diego
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( i'm pretty sure diego could do great and he probably went in the best team to be feeded, xqhit is a really good double player, surely it can't go wrong) and hugo is hugo.
#3 Mane
kaif and crow crumbs are top tier players, knull didn't really impressed me during umcl ngl, but this is still a scary trio.
#4 Sh(a)ymins
Fake tom numbers, tgk, prateekp
I never saw tkg building for this tier, only using sheepie's team so that's a malus.
Tom is goated when he locks in, he is probably the best for me rn if he actually wants to take the lead of the pool.
Prateekp is a rising star, surely they have big potential if they stop spamming sample.
#5 Kingdra
gigabytes, terekusai, thepokemonuploads
I wish I could rank them higher but every teams have good player, terekusai had an impressive 6-0 during 2v2pl and outplayed easily their opponent.
Thepokemonuploads is also a rising star, and he is well and he is very well supported for his first umpl. Gigabytes is really cool and a good 2v2 player + builder
#6 Ambers
kochu_shak, SeaLife, pengu
pengu actually have to give good teams here, idk about Sealife but I know more than any1 that kochu gets passed. This team has a high clicking value tho, now they just need a builder.
#7 Dragonairlines
Sheepie,Happysh,Concept.
that's a really good trio but I had to make a choice, I didn't see sheepie play since last 2v2pl where they mostly re used I think.
Happysh can be very surprising, and that is what makes them strong
concept is going in AG right ? they still have prior experience in 2v2 in case happysh is going in 1v1.
 
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Hi after i just got 4-0d by kala in hopl i neeee some consolidation so I'm writing 1v1 prs I'm obv basing this off who just has the better team but also how much it cost them so overall price is also important here

Cramorants : gorilaa + logice + ohiogengar (bern) 28.5k
United kingdras: nunnbetter + mist 22k
Dragonairlines: happysh + anon + nick 33k
Mane remover: drip + rudi (kaif + nuxl) 13.5
Miraidons: close + fancy + doodle + lb? 31.5
Shaymins: lebomboclats + ntg + tgk (litteleven) 25.5k
Jirachis: indi + pale + llamalegend 18.5k
Ambers: frogfacts + ollie + sword (delemon) 30.5k

Uuh so kingdras their problem is like they only have 2 players, zero subs for 2 people whose records are shown to be extremely volatile is not the greatest. Nunn has never really had a good 1v1 tour except last umpl, and mist had a good pl, but he also had tours where he just randomly lost every game fnr. Combining that with the fact that they still spent 22k and they won't have any 1v1 support from their managers it looks pretty dire, because it's like if it goes wrong there's no backup, and it's definitely not out of the question that it will can wrong.

Cramorants it's like their players are pretty nice (I'm assuming logice will 1v1 maybe he plays other shit) but like you're getting the bare minimum out of gorilaa, ohiogengar is doing pretty nice in hpl bt they will need good support when building which bern will have to give ig and just let gorilaa load old shit and hope it works out, which lwk isn't the worst cause everyone on this roster will win some games but idk they spent alot of money. If logice is actually not 1v1 and is 2v2 as like a potential sub ish with ohiogengar gorilaa playing most weeks then I'd prolly rank them higher i just dont really know.
Dragonairlines have spent the most amount of anyone on 1v1 players, and like their team isn't bad; happysh is good, anon is good and nick is a nice sub but like 33k and only having 3 players is a bit underwhelming. I'm also maybe not the biggest fan of how they spent their money i just dont think happysh is 17k, like no hater shit. He does have nice chemistry with anon and the managers tho id think so it's worthed ig. In the auction it did look like the managers had the money to spend anyways.

The jirachis got pretty good value I'm ngl indi pale llamalegend for 18.5k total is quite nice. Indi will be fine I'm sure. I am however worried about both llamalegend and pale with how they are gonna get teams and like how they'll perform in general, but they can probably figure it out (due to indi in umcl) . Aslong as nobody asks Indi to build for other people it should be good.
Miraidons also spent alotttt but they got 4 players however, one is doodle. I'd assume fancy close start every week and lb subs which is fair cause with close you're gonna need someone to be able to sub however, idk how happy lb will be with this arrangement. Anyways fancy close is a really strong core for sure and lb is a really good sub i just have them lower because of the amount they've spent and fancy is coming off a bad streak which is also a factor.


Third i have the manes which is like they have alot of support and their players of rudi and drip is also good for really cheap I'm ngl like the top 3 is all pretty similar to me i do think the other 2 have better players but the price plays a big factor idk you could also argue them first or second because of how little they've spent but i think the other 2 teams have better quality also like they don't really have someone to sub which I don't think will be the biggest problem neither rudi or drip are likely to just not win but who it's still not the greatest
Ambers (i WILL be talking in the third person) i have second cause i think in terms of support and teambuilding they are by far the best with frogfacts ollie delemon and they also have one of the best players in ollierob. Sword is a great sub for 3k. the biggest issue is that they spent quite a bit, the third most of any team and the other issue is like frogfacts consistently puts up mid records which pulls this team down from being first.
I put the shaymins first because they spent quite a bit less money then the ambers and they have 2 players who have the potential of getting great records like a 6-1 5-2 + ntg is a nice sub and also a big part of me putting them first is litteleven they will definitely have great teams at their disposal i don't really see this going wrong at worst 1 of them might play really bad but ntg can probably sub in and also get about an even record

my keyboard is trash and my hrts
 
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Uuh so kingdras their problem is like they only have 2 players, zero subs for 2 people whose records are shown to be extremely volatile is not the greatest. Nunn has never really had a good 1v1 tour except last umpl, and mist had a good pl, but he also had tours where he just randomly lost every game fnr. Combining that with the fact that they still spent 22k and they won't have any 1v1 support from their managers it looks pretty dire, because it's like if it goes wrong there's no backup, and it's definitely not out of the question that it will can wrong.
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im writing good 1v1 prs nice and short

7th: Dragonairlines: Happy is good but he'll probably be in 2v2, anon and nick are also quite good however the pool is quite strong. For the price, this 1v1 isnt bad, however, overall, they may struggle in the pool. I wouldn't be surprised if they proved me wrong, though

6th: jirachis: ngl, for 18.5k, they got 3 solid 1v1 players. Indi's recent results have been underwhelming, and I think this is primarily due to the overcooking of teams. Pale is also a good clicker, and I expect llama to do quite well. However, my main worry is team feeding. Unless Indi brings the most boring pokemon ever with the most boring movesets, i do not trust their building as of now, and pale does not build idt. This means that llama may have the best teams and I'm quite worried about how they'll have solid teams. If they manage to get solid teams, this is a very good 1v1 core though

5th: shaymins: i really like tgk, im glad he's finally getting recognition that he should've gotten like a year and a half ago. I think litteleven support is also amazing, however, for 25.5k, I don't know how i feel about this. TGK is great of course, and i really like lebomboclats from what i've seen (i havent really watched ntg), and, although I really like this core, I think 25.5k is just a bit too much.

4th: Cramorants: bern support is solid, and I have lots of respect for gorilaa as i can never seem to beat them. gorilaa should definitely go positive in the bo7 pool. Logice is relatively new, but they've had quite impressive records as of recent, and ohiogengar has been cooking in HPL (go rajahs)! If bern can help with building in the bo5 slot no doubt this will be a solid team.

3rd: Mane Removers: Drip+rudi are both quite good, I haven't seen drip play sv in a bit i lwk forgot but hes super good. rudi for 4.5k is quite cheap honestly, I expect them to do quite well. Both players were gotten for cheap (13.5k for both??) so that's the main reason why they're up here. Kaif support is awesome and if Nuxl feels like building that'd be a plus

2nd: Miraidons: Close+Fancy is nuts for 23k, huge steal and I have super high expectations for both of them. Doodle holding it up if Close gets busy is also really good, I have very very high expectations for this team and I think they'll do super well.

1st: Ambers: I really like this core although I think it's expensive. I love ollierob as a player and I think he's super good and will definitely go positive in the bo5 slot, but 17k??????? I really hope he overperforms because he is the most expensive 1v1 player by FAR, and for a bo5 slot, I never see that being worth it. Ollierob is super good tho, i feel like you couldve gotten him for cheaper or someone adjacent to his level for cheaper, but yeah. Honestly this team is cracked otherwise, frogfacts holding down bo7 (presumably) and delemon support is absolutely insane. I expect a lot here, probably will have the best 1v1 record. only complaint is ollierob price for a bo5 slot but if they're in bo7 and go positive then HUGE HUGE props to them

0th: kingdras: nunn ALWAYS performs insanely well in um tours and i expect this to continue. GP is so good we gotta stop sleeping on GP wdym 3k gp that's insane yo. mist is either going like 7-3 or 0-3 before getting subbed out but this is the best team kingdras will win based on their 1v1 alone or smth wowowowowowowowowowow

good luck to all the teams, nothing personal obviously, i hope the teams I put lower do better than i expect!!
 
Im lazy so

ok guys i know the 2v2 pool is in ruins rn but wtf was that. Whatever, it's not my place to speak on how much you drop on players. Anyways, here is your super totally awful and unofficial 2v2 pr! This is actually very hard to do when weighing both slots, but hopefully my level of details that make 0 sense makes up for any placement disagreements.

8. Oblivion Ambers: Sealife, Kochu_shak, Pengu
Don't get me wrong, except you can get me wrong, I like all 3 of these guys, but I don't trust them enough to run a 2 slot tour. I'm pretty sure none of them have played umpl before, and I'm not sure any of them have really built 2v2 before even though they all have played. Sealife is obviously a great doubles player, Kochu is probably the most established 2v2 player here, and Pengu I think could be the builder here? Honestly though I think they could suprise me, and I do think they are gonna get some outside help this tour if that means something. (I'm just guessing with this core because Idk what to think)
Ceiling of 9-5, floor of 3-11, going 4-10

7. United Kingdras: Terekusai, thepokemonuploads
Interesting 2 players to me, I really think this core is either going 2-12 or 9-5 and I don't think there is an in between. Terekusai went x-0 in 2v2pl, tpu probably did something in a seasonal I didn't pay attention to. I believe Terekusai is going to be the main builder here, I mean their builds did well once so why not. But what I want to see is just some consistency, I don't think they have potential to sweep the tour but I do believe if they get in form they can do well. They are just not proven in UM tours yet which is why I have them this low.
Ceiling of 9-5, floor of 2-12, going... no comment

6. Voltcrashers Miraidons: papiloco, givrix? (Alexw)
Where is 2v2-2... I don't think they have a second person who has played 2v2 honestly but oh well. So going to start with what I know. Papiloco is a great 2v2 player. However from what I saw in 2v2pl they didn't build at all, I might need to look again though. Honestly doesn't matter, if you have a motivated Alex in support you are gonna have plenty of builds that make absolutely 0 sense but work somehow. Givrix is osdt runner up so I assume they can click 2v2.... yeah.
Ceiling I would say 11-3, floor id put 4-10, but I'm assuming they are going around 7-7.
Yeah I know that makes no sense why are they at 6, idk bro leave me alone.


5. Doom Desire Jirachis: Hugo, xqiht, diego? (Despacito87, Razachu)
Only question here is how motivated are they to build? Hugo and xqiht can absolutely click this tier (I think), I just need to make sure they aren't reusing teams every week before I move them up to 3. They have 3 people I have seen build this tier before on their team so I just hope....
Anyways Idk about diego or if they just bought him to build their zu, and then xqiht has never played 2v2 from what I can recall (not much I have memory loss™️), then Hugo is just good at 2v2, not much more to say.
Celing 10-4, Floor of 4-10, going 6-8....

4. Super Sh(a)ymin: fake tom numbers, Prateekkp, TGK
From what I heard Tom doesn't make the best team environments, that's not what I'm saying I've never teamed with them. Anyways I hope the relentless positivity from Prateekkp and TGK can rub off on them this tour. Tom I assume is the main builder here, prateekkp in 2v2-2, and tgk there for tests cause they stuck in 1v1 prolly. I haven't seen tom play much 2v2 lately, so I really am not sure what to think. Prateekkp could feel the pressure the first few weeks as this is their first umpl (maybe first umtt?) but they did well in ladder tour and seasonals so once they settle in it should be good. I don't know if they can build, well, that is. TGK you are just bad at the game bum (this is a joke gl this tour goat)
Ceiling of 11-3, floor of 3-11, going 8-6

3. Dragonairlines: sheepie, Medeia, Aariceus (happysh)
Finchely you followed what I said too closely (maybe idfk). Anyways I think it's sheepie 2v2-1 and Aariceus 2v2-2 at least for week 1? Sheepie was one of the only builders I saw in the player pool, personally I really like the way the build their teams (it's similar to my style of team) and they can also click sometimes. Medeia... idk honestly... I thought they hated this tier but I'm just not sure anymore... if they are motivated they are quite good I suppose. Aari has had good recent results, they can probably win a few sets, but I don't trust them to be consistent. Then also happysh can build this tier sometimes and is just good vibes :)
Ceiling of 12-2 (if medeia plays otherwise 10-4) Floor of 5-9, I think they are going 8-6

2. Mane Remover: Kaif, Knull, Gephicka (Kaif)
Idk usually Kaif goes into tours not wanting to play 2v2 but starts slotting there when their team needs wins, so I'm kind of factoring that in + I'm biased and want to say we are the best team. Anyways Kaif is probably the best player and builder in this tour, I don't think I need to say much more. Knull and Gephicka play this tier sometimes, solid clicks... yeah.
Ceiling 12-2 (maybe 13-1), floor of 6-8, probably going like 9-5, after they lose a bit kaif is gonna slot in and go undefeated so... yeah idk

1. Chilling Cramorants: Arcanine1929, mike, LogIce (Bern)
Brother I thought I was going to get 0 2v2 support, getting 2 guys that could genuinely carry a team to 8 wins in this tier is awesome. I'm not going to say anything for when we inevitably go 0-14 but hey it looks good at least....
Ceiling of 14-0 (I BELIEVE), floor of 3-11, Im guessing 10-4 but... idk
 
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2v2 Moe PRs (HOW MOE IS YOUR 2V2?)

8. Super Shy by NewJeans
7. The Amber Lodge from Cassette Beasts
6. Doom Despacito Jihugos - would have been higher if moe demon despacito self-bought
5. Who up Chilling they Cram?
4. Dragon Deez Airlines
3. Voltcrashing my car - Papiloco is a top 5 moe 2v2er of all time and his team doesn't bring down the moe score
2. United Queendras - FragMoents is the 2nd most moeful 2v2er in history but nobody drafted GOD BOR
1. Mane Remover - its a 2v2 PR I dont care what Bit im doing I'm putting Kaif in the 1 slot
 
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2v2 Moe PRs (HOW MOE IS YOUR 2V2?)

8. Super Shy by NewJeans
7. The Amber Lodge from Cassette Beasts
6. Doom Despacito Jihugos - would have been higher if moe demon despacito self-bought
5. Who up Chilling they Cram?
4. Dragon Deez Airlines
3. Voltcrashing my car - Papiloco is a top 5 moe 2v2er of all time and his team doesn't bring down the moe score
2. United Queendras - FragMoents is the 2nd most moeful 2v2er in history but nobody drafted GOD BOR
1. Mane Remover - its a 2v2 PR I dont care what Bit im doing I'm putting Kaif in the 1 slot
Demon Despacito did not have the time to slot into 2v2
But just watch as xqhit takes flight
 
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my 1v1 prs are always correct and accurate and even if they somewhow weren't i don't care because i get likes

1. dragonairlines (anon, nick, happysh)
i will prep 4 teams a week, go 4-3 in reg season and 1-1 in playoffs as nick goes 9-0 and carries us to a chip. happysh is also here.

2. voltcrashers miraidons (fancy, close, lb, doodle)
13k for geriatric close to dominate sv5 pool can't be that bad and they made up for it with 9.5k fancy. if close dies from alzheimers mid tour lb should be a pretty strong sub, he's unlucky not to be starting.

3. oblivion ambers (frogfacts, ollierob)
17k ollie hype! almost same price as delemon selfbuy but it's popular nowadays to hate playing the game and i understand retaining frogfacts was absolutely non-negotiable.

4. chilling cramorants (gorilaa, logice, ohiogengar)
gorilaa activity this tour is questionable but still the best 1v1er in the tour. logice went 3-1 in sv in pl i think and that was with valin teams so excited to see how he does upgrading to ohiogengar teams.

5. mane remover (kaif, driplegend, rudi)
feels low but i assume kaif is 2v2ing and drip + rudi isn't super scary on paper, does drip even want to play 1v1? feels impossible for them to do too poorly though they got some good "team synergy"

6. doom desire jirachis (indi, palestine, llamaledgend, seroo)
can indi return to his peak form? will llamaledgend teams be enough for pale to cook in sv? does anyone know why this team has 24 players? lots of questions but a pretty high 1v1 ceiling if all goes well

7. united kingdras (mist, nunn, gp)
to go giga positive or giga negative, that is the question. in the not too unforeseeable scenario one of you starts 0-x can you at least put gp in early i have faith in the salvage.

8. super shymin (tgk, lebomboclats, ntg)
12k lebombo let's goooo! did this guy pop off in hpl or something why we paying gorilaa cash for him. tgk good but pretty unproven against a pool as strong as the sv7 and if the plan is lebombo sv7 that just sounds worse tbh
 
Ubers UU Team PRs, Since I decided to skip out on this tour (Time to get hated on).
Now, anytime you see a "???" understand that this is more of a "are you sure they're not a better / experienced / preferred in another tier" rather than a "why are they playing". This is mostly because I believe the player while serviceable (or maybe god-like) in Ubers UU, could be better used to bolster another tier.

Teams which require a heavy carry job in building & players
(These are teams which have only 1 player who can build and is extremely solid as a slot with a second slot requiring both builder support and filling in otherwise players who are not used to Ubers UU, or would be much better served playing another tier)

Doom Desire Jirachi (Dwagon, Bazingatron, Leroipolux???, Horii???, Feen???, OLK???)

I wish to start of by apologizing to Dwagon, This guy is one of the finest players to have developed in recent UUbers, and yet to be put in the team ranked 8th for Ubers UU is really unfair. However, UMPL is a team tour and the team has to be evaluated as a whole rather than just the single individual on the team.

The reason for this low ranking is purely because of player clarity. While Dwagon ought to be the undisputed number 1 UUber player in this team, the second slot requires much to be desired. Bazingatron can build, but the builds tend to be inconsistent and he can certainly develop further as a player. But beyond that, the team might be required to slot in players like Horii, Feen, or OLK, players who are genuinely X-0/1/2's in their actual tier. It is for this reason that I would rate DDJ as the 8th ranked team.

Chilling Cramorants (FishyRoads, MIPC, Velvet???, LBN???, Xinnobu???, Swas???)

I will not lie, ranking a team with FishyRoads and MIPC this low, physically hurts me. FishyRoads is one of UUbers's finest builders and clickers. While Mipc was part of my winning UMCL squad and won everytime he was called up to slot UUbers 2. However, the reason for the lower ranking is once again the building carry job.

This is a team which requires Fishy to build for both himself and the second slot, this is a frustrating and concerning task especially since in case of a sub, you will probably need to slot in players who are not native to Ubers UU, or would rather be able to better serve being slotted into another tier. However, the fact that there is relatively more clarity in who your starting 2 should be gives this team a slightly higher rating than Doom Desire Jirachis

Teams which require a heavy carry job in building but better slot clarity w/ backups
(These are teams which have only 1 player who can build and is extremely solid as a slot with a second slot requiring builder support, but also features someone more well-versed in playing the tier and a reliable sub)

Super Sh(a)ymin (Rasche, Memphis Depay, Angolano06)

While Rasche may not have had the best of time playing UUbers, one still cannot underestimate his skills as a clicker and a builder. Furthermore, when motivated Rasche can certainly deliver the goods. He will also have 2 reliable deputies to handle the second slot in the form of Angolano and Memphis. However, this is where the good news ends. Building Ubers UU is a taxing job, but building for 2 slots while also managing a team is a recipe for a burn-out.

While I trust Rasche in a vacuum, this is no longer a tour about just his ability to play, but also a test of workload and stress management. Now granted, this could easily be alleviated by seeking a building support for slot 2, but if this is not managed, I feel that Sh(a)ymin's Ubers UU slot could face genuine jeopardy.

Voltcrashers Miraidon (Big Fat Mantis, EJ, Hxmo)

Hate me all you want, But I am a BigFatBeliever. The prodigal son has returned, ready to wage war, and bring forth the scythe of righteousness through the works of his BigFat Army. But, enough of the propoganda. BFM is a returning veteran. While his clicking is nowhere in doubt, the biggest concern would be adapting to the meta. While it BFM is someone who usually does not care for the metagame as he creates his own, the acclimation period might create some problems. However, he has a fine set of lieutenants in the form of EJ, and Hxmo for whom he will need to provide builder support.

In a vacuum, the Miraidons have the same problem as the Sh(a)ymins. However, it is a lot more alleviated by the fact that BFM is not the manager, and EJ, while not terribly experienced, has certainly got some building done in Ubers UU through the Summer RPG tour. This alone puts them in a better spot than the Sh(a)ymins.

Teams to watch for
(These are teams which have two genuine Ubers UU starters, with solid builders to back them up)

Mane Removers (Iride, Celeste, Ninja, Fc???)

Now comes the biggest shocker of this ranking...A team with Fc at 4???? Blasphemous? possibly. Insolence? Not really. Fc is a genuine god-like player in all tiers, however...Would Fc be playing Ubers UU in this tour when he would better serve the team by playing AG? and there in lies the observation which brings this team down to reality. This team is 4th (and not 1st), because while they have a self sufficient slot 1 in Iride, and a great clicker in the form of Ninja (whom if given teams will certainly deliver the wins on a platter), They have a concern in their 2nd slot builder in the form of Celeste. Celeste has been struggling heavily in Ubers UU over the past year. Going 0-X in UMCL, struggling against even non-mainers in UUbers RPG, crashing out in R1 of UUbers Open. All these heavily weigh down on the TL of Ubers UU. While I do believe that she can still build a decent team, her ability to play leaves a lot to be desired. However, this could perhaps be the tour that helps her reverse the trend.

Ultimately, the Mane Removers have the necessary tools to carry them to the trophy. They have the talent, the resources, the experience, and the skills. The challenge however would remain if they can unleash their full potential. Ofcourse, this analysis gets thrown out the window if Fc starts Ubers UU.

Dragonairlines (Medeia, talveznaosempre, Tizio Potente Ao; Supported by Mozonite)

Oh Medeia, my Medeia, The Empress of Ubers UU. While one could accuse Medeia of being rusty, she proved that sometimes, the underestimated Medeia is the most dangerous one. A case easily proven by her rampage in UUbPL, which was almost over 8 months since she originally left Ubers UU. She also further is aided by the Ubers UU Giantslayer, Talveznaosempre who in the recent ssnl came out of nowhere to beat established players like OceanicGamer, and Baddy. They also have Tizio who can serve as a clicker who can sub if necessary. While the team being placed as high might seem out of place, they have the secret weapon...The Streak Slayer Mozonite, as manager-builder. The addition of Mozonite alone helps transform this team from a 5th/6th ranked team to a bonafide 3rd ranked team.

This team has it all, the experience, the skill, the knowledge, and resources. I can genuinely see this team going X-0, purely because of the quality in clickers with the available builder support.

United Kingdras (Taka, Baddy, 8truc???)

Jesus Christ!!! Lord have mercy on us. Taka and Baddy...On the same team...PTSD intensifies. This is a team against whom there is no slot 2. They are both slot 1. Taka was the MVP of Ubers UU last UMPL, cleaned house and losing to only once to Mozonite (because Mozonite can never let anyone go X-0 in Ubers UU). I am crying just looking at this line up because I know of the pain that is coming to the team that faces these guys. However, in what damn universe is a team with these smogon player-shaped demons 2nd in a UUbers tier?

Oblivion Ambers (OceanicGamer, Slikkles, Shadow)
Spoiler Alert, its the Ambers. Yes the team above, Taka and Baddy are a genuine death sentance for most teams because eventually you will need to put a UUbers 2 against a UUbers 1. Except another team also faces the same dilemma as the UKs in UUbers. The Oblivion Ambers. They have one of the best UUbers player of all times in Slikkles, followed by the most improved and genuinely top 5 UUbers player now in the form of OceanicGamer. However, the one thing which pushes them just above the Demonic UK's UUbers is the fact that they have a reliable sub in the form of Shadow.

Truth be told, these are the teams which are most likely to dominate Ubers UU, and I am genuinely excited to see them face off.

That is it for the Ubers UU PR.
 
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