Unicycle Mafia - Game Over! Internet wins!

I'm on the wall about this, but something about p3's actions seems off (implying that you should be inspected is always a danger sign, as is any role that modifies inspection results).

lynch porygon3
 
I'm pretty satisfied with the amount of PMs I received so far, but I'm still missing some. However, I'm not going to update early unless there's also a majority vote.
 
Coronis, you now have my claim.
Engineer Pikachu said:
6 votes now, 7 more for majority?
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Fishin voted, so 6 more, and Lord Jesseus voted for you, so I think that is 5 more. I could be wrong, of course. 4 more at the bottom of this post.

Billymills said:
You must be foreign.

I WILL NOT MAKE AN ATTEMPT ON THE LIFE OF ANYONE WHO KILLS AURA GUARDIAN.

YOU HAVE MY WORD
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You will not try to kill anyone who kills a villy inspector? And you insinuate that you have a kill ability. Were my inspection not already decided, I would be sending "Cycle 1 - Scanning files about Billymills" to Mekkah.

Ok, I have been on the fence here, and I guess it is time.
Lynch Porygon3, Pory's had enough time to explain that claim.
 
billymills said:
You have uhhh... Shade and Veedrock standing by you.
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actually, i wasn't standing by him at all, i was merely stating the positives that _could_ come out of inspecting him.

in other words, i am very happy to lynch him also! : lynch porygon3
 
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Cycle 1 is over.

It has been settled. porygon3 would have to bite the dust first. You approach him with a large pitchfork, when suddenly everything goes cold. You are unable to focus on your goal, and memories come back of your worst hax defeats on ShoddyBattle, your mislynches in past mafia games, and of certain conversations with EeveeTrainer. You feel as if everything you do is useless. You are drowning in misery.

Suddenly, you hear "EXPECTO PATRONUM" and everything clears up. A silvery substance flies around in front of your eyes. Is it a phoenix? Could it be Dumbledore? But then you notice, that is the shape of Moltres! Someone is saving NetBattle AND this lynch!

The Patronus crashes right into porygon3, erasing them both from existence.

Dear porygon3,
You are a Dementor. You are aligned with the Things You Find on the Internet.

You're a floating, cloaked representation of fear itself. Whenever you are near humans, you suck out their happy thoughts and force them to remember their worst memories and nightmares.

Each Cycle, you may send a PM entitled "Cycle X - Leeching [user]'s happy thoughts" You will surround your target with a cold mist, and drown your target in mysery. If your target is being inspected, or inspecting anyone, you will prevent the inspector from receiving results.

If you ever manage to drain someone's thoughts, you will gain the one-time ability to give someone the Dementor's Kiss. You may send a PM entitled "Cycle X - Giving [user] the Dementor's Kiss" You will suck your target's soul out of them through their mouth, killing them. You cannot leech someone's happy thoughts and give the Dementor's Kiss on the same Cycle. You cannot earn the ability to give the Dementor's Kiss more than once, but you will still be able to leech someone's happy thoughts after you gave someone the Dementor's Kiss.

You win if the Things You Find on the Internet win.
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The sound of curses all around is disturbed by a loud gunshot, almost like a cannon. Altair falls to the floor.

Dear Altair,
You are Ho-oh. You are aligned with the Monsters Which May or May Not Exist.

You are the legendary flaming rainbow turkey, and the first legendary Pokémon seen in the anime. You fled from one of Ecruteak's towers only to go and sit on another, though some self-proclaimed wisemen insist on sitting on the stairways unless someone has one of your feathers.

Each Cycle, you may send a PM entitled "Cycle X - Sunny Day around [user]'s residence" You will illuminate your target's surroundings, allowing you to read their entire role PM.

The Monsters Which May or May Not Exist may also decide on killing someone each Cycle, though you may not kill in both Cycle 1 and Cycle 2. If you are chosen to execute the kill, you will use your special Sacred Fire technique to burn your target to a crisp.

You win if the Monsters Which May or May Not Exist win.
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"You win some, you lose some." a wise man says calmly. "The path to enlightenment is long and tiring, ride it with not 1 wheel."

You nod in agreement, and prepare for your next move.

It is now Cycle 2. It will last 48 hours and then some, so until Sunday, 20:00 GMT+1 my time.
 
Alright. We messed up.
Yesterday, Altair, gave me the name of someone he thinks is not mafia.
I will handle that inspect (or, in my case, check), unless there are objections.

Until Coronis/Veedrock/any villy leader tells us who to go after, I'll say we question billymills for that promise not to harm anyone who kills me. Because I'm an inspector, I find that a mafia-style statement.
However, in his favor is this:
billymills said:
Porygon3 is sticking to a clearly mafia claim (mafia character, mafia role) with a village win condition. DAmafia had special n1 actions for each mafia, who knows, maybe all mafia will show up with a slightly altered role PM cycle one this time?

If anyone has any further questions about this lynch, don't hesitate to ask. I'll take full responsibility for this lynch if I have to.

EDIT: I reiterate, because some people are apparently too stupid to get it the first time. Porygon3 is begging to be inspected n1, which is a tell. I really hope we don't waste an inspection on someone like him.

At BEST, the mafia know exactly who we're getting inspected.
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I'm 1/3 neutral, 1/3 lynch him, 1/3 wait and see. I'll go with wait and see.
 
Nobody talk to Veedrock and Coronis. Dont ask why, just dont. If you need to talk to someone feel free to talk to me and/or Aura Guardian.

P.S. This includes you, Aura Guardian.

Edit: Yeah, I was cleaned btw. But my role is so stupidly bad that I dont even require protection and if they want to kill me we literally lose nothing, so BG if you're out there, dont waste turns on me.
 
It's a very billy statement. He probably said that because you claimed inspector publicly which means you are now a target for mafia hooking abilities and thus your inspection powers are now useless. The smart move would be to inspect someone and contact them about it and keep yourself relatively hidden and safe.

That being said, it's time for the village to consolidate. With so many people (seriously) taking claims, the village can only be disjointed and thus weak. We lucked out with the randkill of Ho-oH, but we can't count on the ineptness of the mafia.

Also I can't believe pory3 would try to lead the village with that role.
 
Aura Guardian said:
Until Coronis/Veedrock/any villy leader tells us who to go after, I'll say we question billymills for that promise not to harm anyone who kills me. Because I'm an inspector, I find that a mafia-style statement.
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I'm tired of people screwing up mafia games with their stupidity, so I'll just tell you: he said that as a joke because you were posting too much and being dumb.
 
Heres my role PM in case somebody doesnt trust me.

Mekkah said:
Dear ReyScarface,
You are Usher. You are aligned with the Things You Find on the Internet.

Usher Raymond IV (born October 14, 1978), who performs under the mononym Usher, is an American recording artist and actor. He rose to fame in the 1990s, releasing the multi-platinum album My Way (1997) and 8701 (2001). His success continued with Confessions (2004), which has sold over ten million copies in the United States, and been certified diamond by the RIAA. To date, he has sold over 40 million albums worldwide and has won five Grammy Awards. In 2008, Usher was ranked as the 21st most successful Hot 100 Singles Artist of all-time by Billboard magazine. He ranked higher than any other artist of his generation.

That's what Wikipedia says. What they neglect to mention is that you became an internet phenomenon when singing alongside the Man Goat. Since then, you signed them papers together and became best buddies. The Man Goat is: LEONARDO DI CAPRIO YEEEEEAH, and you're going to stick together to win this.

Whenever someone hears papers, they will automatically add the goat's mekkering to it even if it actually isn't there. Whenever either of you votes in a lynch while the other doesn't (even if the other is dead), that vote will count double.

You win if the Things You Find on the Internet win.
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So yeah, terrible role. If I die, we get a Mayor, which is why I dont care about being killed, its actually quite benefical.

Now, I will start taking claims, since I have a completely trustable guy (Not Aura Guardian, but my "twin") to talk to and share info.
 
I scanned Rey. Rey is 100% clean. Could you please PM me your ally's name so I don't waste my file scan on him?

EDIT:
Fishin said:
I'm tired of people screwing up mafia games with their stupidity, so I'll just tell you: he said that as a joke because you were posting too much and being dumb.
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While I deny both charges, I hereby reset my suspicions of billymills to default.
 
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