megas tier list lemme know what u think
s rank
(gallade) died 2024 / born 2015: welcome back razor claw gallade. pretty self explanatory, you are gallade and have enough stats to brawl with legends. also importantly very fast which is pretty crucial when you're fighting with nuclear powered mons. impish is 85/9/8 which is so annoying
(gardevoir) much more lopsided than gallade but who cares, you can wisp reflect teleport split in front of steels. hyper beam does positively unfair damage into anything you want to fight and you have a ton of tricks in case that doesn't pay off.
(kangaskhan) fast, bulky, and you have broken ass power up punch and 3 good abilities. come in on anything heavy and click seismic toss to make your opponent cry. normal types are generally good in this cause of giga impact and hyper beam
(metagross) less nuclear than the others on this list but shuts down a whole bunch of shit with typing + 11 physdef. importantly lacks tricks so you can get caught sometimes but you have tough claws and coverage, youll be fine
(tyranitar) see metagross. you compensate for no tough claws with sand chip
a rank
(aggron) similar to ttar and metagross, annoyingly hard to kill cause of filter but no boosting ability and less coverage make it less threatening offensively, meaning the matchup into say special waters is pretty dubious
(altaria) less tricky than garde and a little weaker, but has one of the most obnoxious typings in the game and entirely shuts down stuff like zekrom. you can also click pixilate body slam which is very satisfying
(charizard y) you do nuclear damage with exactly fire. broken mon but you have to position him first and you trade into rock move clickers
(crucibelle) mg regen moldy with stealth rock and uturn is so heat. you click impish reflect in front of eq guys and come back later. crucibelle may be the best to ever do it
(garchomp) obnoxious statline but you can wisp or ice move this guy and he isn't very good at escaping. has an advantage vs straightforward mons like groudon but struggles vs tricky mons like dusknoir. much better if you can reliably activate sand force
(gengar) stabs are a little weak, you can use tricks to beat some stuff but will trade into strong non-tc mons like entei or even gallade. good as a revenge killer in the patented role of kill a weakened guy then split on the next guy
(gyarados) similar to chomper, you have tools like taunt and dont immediately die to any type but in return your stabs are a little weaker and you have a greater number of weaknesses. intimidate is annoying as hell just don't get uturned on
(heracross) similar to chomp and gyara, you have guts and strong stabs but you will run into resists (ghosts, birds, fairies) and have a 4x weak as well as fire fairy psychic weaknesses. best in formats like circuit where you can keep him in the back and bring him out at +2 atk
(latias) 11/11 defenses with bold this is our screens supporter let's gooooooo
(lopunny) fake out uturn giga impact encore cc twave and you have fucking cute charm. utterly ridiculous mon, looks fun as hell
(mawile) terrible speed and bulk but you have sixteen attack, great def typing, intimidate, sheer force, and pain split. beats all 5 of the s ranks but has mixed results against the rest of the game. a very matchup dependent mon that can lead to wonderful victories or terrible defeats
(medicham) you kill them but you resist nothing so if they aren't fighting-weak they can probably trade in return to at least some extent. recover is a really nice tool to have though
(rayquaza) 2 tc but its mega ray
(sableye) surprisingly this is only 80/9/10 with +spdef. you'll be fine though, this guy is the best pain splitter in the game and is also very good at clicking foul play screens and wisp
(salamence) probably best of the a ranks, does have to be positioned cause you're miserable into any flying resist but you have tools like fucking aerilate facade to beat most other stuff. truly insane if you come in with light screen to live ice beams, or moxie boost, or
(scizor) click uturn if the matchup is okay, click swords dance if it's good. doesn't die to anything except fire so you can do super well into a lot of stuff but you can get overwhelmed by special hits or tricks sometimes
(slowbro) regen and you die to nothing physical ever
(steelix) aggron with stab eq and +1 spdef. water weakness is a pain but as previously stated aggron doesn't like facing waters in the first place, better matchup into the light ball crew is also appreciated. i wish sheer force did more for this guy, at least you can sf bulldoze into dragon dance to outspeed shit sometimes.
(venusaur) dies to broken ass psychics but gets a billion moves and you can sleep powder anyone you disagree with
b rank
(aerodactyl) you finish something off with a tc impact combo and trade off into the next guy while draining all their energy with pressure. a very mysterious pokemon that truly just dies sometimes but has a lot of weird tools
(ampharos) this mon is very very annoying but the low speed really holds it back and allows most guys to trade into it. when i spend a tc i want to crush my opponent
(audino) i swear this is good. weird moves + stab body slam and hyper beam/giga impact + screens + truly immense bulk + regen will carry through anything trust. notably has no pivot moves for regen so you need a chicken dancing teammate to make use of regen, but if you have that then you're chillin.
(blastoise) see ampharos
(blaziken) this would be really good if it was just a little bit bulkier. as is you send this and then they switch to their ground type to prevent you from getting too speedy and you're just like oh. still speed boost though so obv insane
(camerupt) see ampharos, also 85/7/8 is not good bulk at all but the typing is pretty good
(charizard x) you feel like such a badass when you flare blitz into some shitty steel doing 200 damage but you feel like considerably less of a badass when you flare blitz into a neutral target like a conkeldurr and take more damage than you dish out. i can't explain why i find this mon as mediocre as i do, maybe i'm biased cause realistically it's a mixed attacker but i always feel so lame clicking special attacks as zard x
(diancie) i didnt know this fucker got baton pass, it seems that you can start with pomeg diancie and then bp some defense boosts out and then come back in and mega. fascinating. dont get me wrong this is alright, but theres a lot of like waters elecs ghosts psychics out there and those are just a pain for mega diancie. the mon isn't the best at winning neutral races especially against special attackers
(houndoom) three other very good abilities save this from being worse zard y. gets some truly confounding moves such as charm, pain split, and spite. doesn't like having to get rid of pre-existing weather though and the fighting weakness is pretty annoying
(lucario) offensive typing and adaptability are premier, but other abilities are kinda whatever unless you can get justified to proc by baiting with a teleport psychic or something into the 1 dark type without pursuit. annoyingly frail and pretty poor against tricky guys but annihilates anything weak to its stab and is good at revenging a guy then gambiting into the next guy, allowing for a second guy to revenge that guy
(pidgeot) pretty simple pokemon, basically you click bold reflect into physical attackers then you hurricane then you hurricane some more. you win damage races with confusion damage and hyper beam. the no guard fly fix on tangled feet is cute but pidgeot isn't exactly exerting sub pressure
(pinsir) demonic with backline moxie, unimpressive against any non flying weak guy otherwise. its a real shame this guy got moxie instead of something else cause an aerilate stealth rock guy is so cool
(sharpedo) you eat people and get faster
(swampert) this mon has a lot of good traits but i'm personally not a fan. a lot of fires and elecs will carry grass coverage, you die to burn, you're hella slow outside of rain, and a lot of waters (esp anything with scald) can contest you even in rain. if you try to play this like an early game pivot pert, the mega stone isn't doing much for you as you get chipped down by everything and are generally sad. swampertite is still worth carrying in the backpack imo cause this guy can be an asset sometimes just not all the time
c rank
(abomasnow) mon with some very funny traits such as being able to boost physdef to astronomical levels via snow + skull bash, autohit blizzard, sheer cold, light screen, etc. end of the day though you are still mega abomasnow
(absol) gallade lost razor claw but absol still has it, and the mega is a bit unimpressive in comparison. bounce doesn't actually do a lot for you as you can't switch in on things and the best way to beat absol has always been to just hit it. i am however obligated to advertise that mega absol is the best overheal recipient (e.g. via healing wish) due to bounce + dark type conferring immunities to psychic noise and heal block, its propensity to boost with sd + justified, magic bounce shutting down roar and whirlwind, and it generally having a lot of attack and speed.
(alakazam) this is always worse than lo zam unless you want to trace something funny
(banette) msab but instead of being bulky and having bounce you have poltergeist and i guess like cotton guard and you can also speed control stuff. very cool mon but poltergeist is gonna be inconsistent into consumables and you need to make some big brain plays to make thsi mon work in general
(beedrill) good if you can kill someone with fell stinger, otherwise suffers from weak stabs + dies to everything syndrome
(glalie) why did they make this guy mixed and mono ice. at least you got 9/9 and can remedy gamefreak's mistakes with -spa +def or some shit, spam spikes, and try to beat every physical attacker under snow like you're eiscue
(latios) when do you ever use this over base latios
(manectric) at a glance this isn't very compelling compared to light ball users, except against aggressive item-removal strategies. lrod tbolt is as good as pidgeot hurricane, but the difference is that pidgeot (the goat) hits bugs grasses and fightings and manec only hits waters and birds. still if you see lead starmie or some shit go this guy and send your opponent directly to hell
(mewtwo x) 2 tc is almost definitely not worth for this guy, you resist like nothing and have no cool ability so you just slowly trade into stuff. still mmx is surprisingly chunky and can play around with moves like wisp into guys like mega metagross and gallade. massive respect for anyone who gets this guy and brings him to things
(mewtwo y) see above. obviously physdef is an issue but i'm a bold m2 advocate. mmx won't mind, he still has 12/11 offenses
(sceptile) i originally made a bottom tier specifically for this guy but overgrow frenzy plant is really not the worst thing in the world. obviously needing to position a grass to get kills is extremely dubious, but you can also counterlead stupid fucking "unpunishable" rowap pert with your stab leaf blade for 26 damage. the good news is scept finally got pivoting in gen 9, the bad news is that it's shed tail. i might actually go get this mon just cause ive spent so much time hating on it lol