Prometheus was chained to a rock and had his liver eaten by the other players.
You are Lotus.
“Something's wrong. There's a heavy unit approaching.”
You are the enigmatic leader and savior of the Tenno race in the game Warframe. You communicate solely via transmission and have never been seen in person, leading some to believe that you are not to be trusted.
Every cycle, you may target an alias by leaving their name in the official host conversation. Leave a message for this alias. They will receive said message anonymously at the start of the next cycle.
In addition, you may leave a second alias in the conversation. You will use your vast computer network to discover this alias’ role name.
Max HP: 10
You win if you kill Sir Painhammer, L Ryuzaki, and Phoenix Wright.
Looks like things just got complicated for imperfectluck.
Nemesis' eyes were clawed out in an act of sweet, sweet revenge.
You are Uther Lightbringer.
“This isn't a blighted apple crop, this is a city full of human beings!”
You are the first paladin of the Knights of the Silver Hand in the game World of Warcraft, as well as the Paladin hero in the game Hearthstone. You fought in the Second and Third Wars against the Horde, dying in the latter when betrayed by your own pupil, Prince Arthas.
Every cycle, you may target up to two aliases by leaving their name in the official host conversation. You may either use your paladin healing powers to heal a single alias by two points, use your mighty hammer to deal two points of damage to a single alias, or heal one alias by one point and harm another by one point. Damage dealt by this role does not count as an attack.
Max HP: 8
You win if you kill Doc Louis, Ryan Stiles, and Gul’Dan.
Hestia was ganged up on and thrown into a fireplace.
You are Colin Mochrie.
“To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.”
You are one of the three main performers on both versions of the improv comedy show Whose Line is it Anyways?. You are known for your remarkable ability to stay in character and for being bald, despite the fact that many of your fellow performers have now become more bald than you.
Every cycle, you may target an alias by leaving their name in the official host conversation. The reflective properties of your bald head will turn half the damage that alias takes this cycle back on his attacker(s), rounded up.
Max HP: 10
You win if you kill Jeff Winger, Light Yagami, and Sir Painhammer.
“I’m going to make the world know I’m here… that somebody is passing righteous judgement on them.”
You are one of the two main characters in the anime Death Note, and are attempting to create a perfect world by killing off all criminals. You do this by writing in the Death Note, a mystical notebook gifted to you by a Death God.
Every cycle, you may target an alias by leaving their name in the official host conversation. You will use your connections to the police department to discover the alias’ full role PM.
Max HP: 10
You win if you kill Jeff Winger, Colin Mochrie, and L Ryuzaki.
In a stunning lapse in wisdom, it appears Athena let her guard down long enough to be stabbed over and over again.
You are Percy Jackson.
“Hercules, huh? That guy was like the Starbucks of Ancient Greece. Everywhere you turn - there he is.”
You are a half-God son of Poseidon and the chief protagonist of Rick Riordan’s Percy Jackson and the Olympians series of novels. In the movie adaptation, you are portrayed by Logan Lerman.
Because of your connections to the gods, you will be assisted by your uncle Hades, god of death. As such, for every three aliases that die or leave the game, your vote will gain one extra point of weight.
Max HP: 10
You win if you kill Wayne Brady, Joffrey Baratheon, and Sir Frederick the Wary.
At least Felony will be able to have a nice chat with his uncle now.
The entire playerbase rejoices when Felony's broken-ass role is slain, but askaninjask cheers more loudly than anyone, for he is victorious.
You are Joffrey Baratheon.
“Everyone is mine to torment!”
You are the eldest son of Queen Cersei Lannister in George R.R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire Series of novels. In the HBO adaptation, titled Game of Thrones, you are portrayed by Jack Gleeson; in both adaptations, you are a massive prick.
Every cycle, you may target an alias by leaving their name in the official host conversation. You will throw this alias into the dungeons, preventing them from completing any actions that cycle.
Max HP: 10
You win if you kill Ned Stark, Percy Jackson, and Sir Frederick the Wary.