Well, we did it. We've won.

[TheValkyries]

Satanists claim they've turned Westboro founder's dead mom gay

Victory is ours everyone. We can all go home with a clear conscience.

 

[AccidentalGreed]

This is really too surreal and ridiculous to try to crack a passive joke at.

 

[vonFiedler]

I'm a devout Christian and I think this is one of humanity's greatest achievements. Well done Satanists. Good job.

 

[Oglemi]

This is fantastic

 

[UltiMario]

That's it guys

Planet over

Earth was just one big joke and this was the punchline

It's time to move on

 

[ryan]

los place

 

[X5Dragon]

Is anyone curious how they made sure she was gay?

 

[Minwu]

I'm glad everyone understands that the WBC is disgusting, but the way they reported on sexual conversion in such a seemingly merited tone comes off as questionable.

 

[psVoltage]

This is the best thing xD

 

[GCSChris]

Is anyone curious how they made sure she was gay?

you just have believe hard enough.

 

[Killah]

The Temple says it will turn more of Phelps's dead relatives gay if the Westboro Baptists continue to "picket funerals or applaud horrific terrorist actions."

beautiful

more WBC headlines

 

[GatoDelFuego]

"same-sex couples are invited to visit her Miss. grave and make out so that Phelps's mother will be "pleasured in the afterlife" (by lady spirits, we assume)."

also my god that picture is just hilarious

 

[Mack the Knife]

I'm a Christian, and I don't support Satanisim, but even I admit that Westboro and his church are being cruel and had this odd act coming. Also, they completely ignore the "love one another" in the bible. We shouldn't be cruel to those we disagree with, but extend our Christian love to everyone. All they seem to do is hate, and they are a reason why less people are Christians.

 

[xenu]

we did it reddit!

 

[billymills]

i too like to take credit for what satanists do

 

[inanimate blob]

i too like to take credit for what satanists do

don't we all

hopefully this will get the wbc out of the spotlight for a bit so they can calm the fuck down

 

[Grey Knight]

Well if those people (satanists ) are stupid enough to worship satan then why dont they worship jesus instead, i mean jesus beats satan thats what their holy bible says

 

[some hero]

I've always wanted to be a Satanist. The fashion is dreadful though so I can't.

 

[Princess Bubblegum]

Well if those people (satanists ) are stupid enough to worship satan then why dont they worship jesus instead, i mean jesus beats satan thats what their holy bible says

Because from their point of view God is an asshole, and they are revolting against him. To them this is like saying "why didn't the American revolutionaries stay with England, they were a stronger nation." You are entirely missing the point of their religion.

 

[jrp]

Because from their point of view God is an asshole, and they are revolting against him. To them this is like saying "why didn't the American revolutionaries stay with England, they were a stronger nation." You are entirely missing the point of their religion.

the issue is that the bible is clearly the true book in this world and these people are going against its teachings

 

[Soul Fly]

the issue is that the bible is clearly the true book in this world and these people are going against its teachings

Anyone who isn't a christian goes against it's words.

I cringe that the kind muslim granny next door has a place in hell reserved for her because she disobeys the very first christian commandment.

 

[Princess Bubblegum]

the issue is that the bible is clearly the true book in this world and these people are going against its teachings

Euclid's Elements has much more inherent truth than the bible has. :p

 

[jrp]

you people are just unsaved sinners who don't understand the truth spelled out in the bible

 

[Princess Bubblegum]

I can only hope one day that you, Jonatharp, will know the truth behind the set which contains all other sets, and be able to know the truths of the universe like that the set of primes is infinite.

 

[jrp]

UNSAVED SINNERS

/nick Deck_Knight