What hand do you write / jack off with

which hand(s) motherfucker

  • Right-handed

    Votes: 106 51.0%
  • Left-handed

    Votes: 21 10.1%
  • Right-handed but I jack off with my left

    Votes: 43 20.7%
  • Left-handed but I jack off with my right

    Votes: 11 5.3%
  • Ambidextrous

    Votes: 27 13.0%

  • Total voters
    208

jrp

Banned deucer.
write with my right

when I jack off I generally use my left hand, it feels better when I lefty it
 

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phil please post yours as incompetent tobes made it anonymous
 

idiotfrommars

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00:20 Tobes I'm curious how many people are like me in this regard
00:20 Tobes I think I'm something of an oddity

And we can't even tell what he is...

bs
 

tehy

Banned deucer.
Right-handed.

As for the other... I just use whatever's available. Don't really put too much thought into my jacking hand.
 

tape

i woke up in a new bugatti
right-handed for writing but i can (and often) jack off with my left.

also how come there are so many left-handed/ambidextrous people???
 

Fatecrashers

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Jacking off with your non-dominant hand makes sense, how else are you supposed to grab your dick and double click?
 

Stallion

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Jacking off with your non-dominant hand makes sense, how else are you supposed to grab your dick and double click?
Yep. Early in my career I jacked with my right, but I broke a finger playing basketball so I went left and have never looked back since.
 
write with my left do the thing with my right. go minorities!

let's eventually collate the list of euphemisms that people feel they need to use when responding to this question in text form
 
Right and right.

I have tried jerking it with my left before for the reason fatecrashers stated but it felt very weird and it would of taken ages.

Oh well practice makes perfect ;)
 
Despite the efforts of numerous teachers over the years to prod me into using my right hand to write, I do pretty much everything with my left hand (except for brushing my teeth)
 

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