What is the weirdest name for your child

[GatoDelFuego]

I'm in a debate with someone over which name is weirder. I am curious to hear your thoughts.

 

[Mace]

its a biological fact that no man named Sam is wise. So the name being an oxymoron is quite weird.

 

[mf]

the weirdest name for a child is something like Graham. imagine calling a baby Graham

 

[Martin]

My dad originally wanted to call me Thelonious after Thelonious Monk

 

[vonFiedler]

No name that can be easily shortened into a common English name is weird. Unique perhaps, but not weird.

 

[TheSnoom]

My day has come
Name your child Mayonnaise and then call them May their entire lives, keep the illusion up for as long as possible. And whenever they need their actual name........ their entire life will be in shambles and you will have won parenting.

 

[antemortem]

my mom tried to name me Hezekiah Malachi because she didn’t want me to live to see high school graduation

 

[CaffeineBoost]

idk why my parents thought it'd be normal to name me CaffeineBoost.

 

[Better Than You]

Why should I care about the names of my factory workers?

 

[Sijih]

gertrude/myrtle

if a young kid was named benvolio or augustus maximus pertinnius II or something I'd chalk it down to hipster parents

if a young kid was named gertrude/myrtle i would genuinely be confused

 

[MAMP]

my brother was almost named erasmus otis

 

[ThatOneSpork]

I feel like naming your child a name that is also a word is pretty weird.

I feel like Sly is the weirdest one to think about, but Chase and River would be weird as well.

 

[aurora]

yeah that would be just awful wouldn't it

 

[boo836]

remember that time Bethesda encouraged people to name their child Dovahkiin as part of a marketing campaign and people did it?

There are going to have to be hospital staff, courthouse clerks, and funeral directors that have to deal with this shit

 

[Snessy!]

Sonic the Hedgehog 3

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

Sonic the Hedgehog 3

and knuckles !

 

[Heavyweapons Mann]

Snover is a weird last name, like… imagine having your last name be shared with a pokemon

 

[Rugi]

I'm not gonna doxx myself but internet will vouch that my real life name is hilarious

 

[earl]

Bort

 

[internet]

I'm not gonna doxx myself but internet will vouch that my real life name is hilarious

'tis

 

[antemortem]

I'm not gonna doxx myself but internet will vouch that my real life name is hilarious

maybe my phone book is oudated but i cant seem to find thatname anywhere ?

 

[waffle2O2O]

Umh idk but in my opinion benvolio Is the weirdest name

 

[eden]

amogus

 

[Deleted User 465389]

taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu

not sure why you would base your child’s name a random town but whatevs

 

[brightobject]

We only need 4 more votes for benvolio to beat benwise cmon whos with me