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What's your biggest problem with your gf?

she spit the load in your mouth? what the fuck. why you kissed her back is beyond me, i would slap anyone who tried that shit
 
Kijin said:
My girlfriend is a fashion major who loves sex and frequently does modeling jobs. She also is about as excited for the Manaphy event at Toys R Us this weekend as I am. But that's not my problem.

She doesn't swallow and it makes oral sex difficult. One time I kind of fired off before I really had a chance to warn her and she jumped on top of me, kissed me, and spit it back in my mouth, which was fucking hilarious but kind of a bummer that my load results in violent return. Any help? Do pineapples really help?
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Why couldn't she just spit it out? I wouldn't want some chick to force my own cum down my throat...
 
Hey guys, I have a very serious problem. I'm fucking crying because of how stupid I am.

Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait".

So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.

A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny pidgey, gone forever.

I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.

What have I done? I've fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me guys.
 
lol, you hurt your GF because of a worthless shiney poke. good job man!

smooth...

i dont have a gf atm..my ex fucked me up bad so i dont want one right now..haha
 
Lulz. Stale copy pasta is staalleeeeee. But lol @ sppoter and wish hax.

Anyway.
I doubt anyone cares but I just ended a nearley 12 month relationship last night and feel like shit. I know it's what I wanted, but I feel like I just killed her.

;_;
 
Kijin said:
She doesn't swallow and it makes oral sex difficult. One time I kind of fired off before I really had a chance to warn her and she jumped on top of me, kissed me, and spit it back in my mouth, which was fucking hilarious but kind of a bummer that my load results in violent return. Any help? Do pineapples really help?
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I wouldn't worry about it too much. It, er, shows that she's passionate about you, I guess.
 
Kikuichimonji said:
Hey guys, I have a very serious problem. I'm fucking crying because of how stupid I am.

Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait".

So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.

A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny pidgey, gone forever.

I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.

What have I done? I've fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me guys.
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Oh god...That's too funny. She probably thought you were happy that her cat died or something. Shame about the Pidgey though, and the gameboy.

Too funny...


I spose the biggest problem with my girlfriend is that its one of those long-distance relationships. Overseas. It's been a year and a half since we've last seen one another, and I think that's what's killing us.

She always wants to talk over MSN though, and that bugs the crap out of me. I honestly think the fire's gone, since last night she asked me "Is there anything between us?"

Oh, and it doesn't help that I'm fucking 15, either.
 
What is wrong with me?

It's been perfect for 2 months now, and it's killing me! I just want to argue once! I don't know why, I just want us to fight... It's so annoying that everything is so perfect. Just a little disagreement... Aahh!!

Like I tried getting mad at her today, and she apologizes. Just like that. |:

Seriously... What is wrong with me? Why would I want to argue?
 
Wish Hax said:
What is wrong with me?

It's been perfect for 2 months now, and it's killing me! I just want to argue once! I don't know why, I just want us to fight... It's so annoying that everything is so perfect. Just a little disagreement... Aahh!!

Like I tried getting mad at her today, and she apologizes. Just like that. |:

Seriously... What is wrong with me? Why would I want to argue?
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I like to argue too.

I think you have to fight it. I don't know if you can, and it might become a problem later, but I think you should talk to your girlfriend about it. If you do, she can at least be prepared, you might not know it, but maybe she considers you to get mad alot, or she might later.

Letting her know how you feel could help the relationship very much.

Me? I don't really have any problems really. I have a funny story but not enough time. I'll tell it later. <3
 
Thunderpup said:
I like to argue too.

I think you have to fight it. I don't know if you can, and it might become a problem later, but I think you should talk to your girlfriend about it. If you do, she can at least be prepared, you might not know it, but maybe she considers you to get mad alot, or she might later.

Letting her know how you feel could help the relationship very much.

Me? I don't really have any problems really. I have a funny story but not enough time. I'll tell it later. <3
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Well I think I've figured why I want to argue so badly. There's this person who got massively pissed off at me and is talking crap about me to people... And they wont talk to me about it like a normal person. They wont even explain WHY they're angry! Grrr...

Well, we hung out today and... I can't be mad at her anyway. :3
 
My new problem is that she is never there for me, not to mention she never has time to see me. Is this fucked up? lol.
 
red dragons and abe lincolns help mend any relationship that is on the rocks. most should at least try them at least once.
 
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