Mafia vs Village Yet Another Stupid Mafia - Game over, Masses win

Ampharos

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Deadline.

As dawn breaks upon the citizens of Villagetown, a very peculiar smell reaches the nostrils of its fair citizens - the scent of corpses. Rushing outside, the villagers discover a trifecta of bodies lying dead in the square.

The first is that of Blue_Tornado, impaled upon a drumstick.
Dear Blue_Tornado,
You are Dead Funny.

You are a 1994 drama directed by John Feldman and starring Elizabeth Peña and Andrew McCarthy. It details the story of a woman who comes home to find her boyfriend pinned to the kitchen table by a long knife.
Every night, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Brandish a knife at USER.” USER will be intimidated into turning over any items in their possession.
In addition, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Pin USER to the kitchen table.” USER will be too occupied with extricating himself from the table to do anything else that night.
You are allied with the Assassins Guild. You win if the Assassins Guild wins.
But... aren't the mafia supposed to do the killing, rather than be killed? The villagers certainly aren't complaining.

The second body is identified as belonging to Da Letter El. It seems the drumstick that he is impaled on is the matched pair of the other.
Dear Da Letter El,
You are Brent Bolthouse.

You are an entrepreneur, event producer, radio DJ, and photographer from Los Angeles. Your clients have included HBO, Mercedes-Benz, T-Mobile, Vanity Fair, and Prada.
Every night, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Agree to a business deal with USER.” You will make a deal USER which forces them to cede any items they are holding to you.
In addition, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Organize event for USER.” You will throw a massive party for USER with a security perimeter tight enough to prevent any non-killing actions from affecting them that night.
You are allied with the Goon Squad. You win if the Goon Squad wins.
What a strange night.

The third body is a bit more expected - fearless leader Serious Bananas has been suffocated inside a shipping crate.
Dear Serious Bananas,
You are Brother Roger.

You are a Swiss monk who founded the Taizé monastic community. In 1988 you won the UNESCO Prize for Peace Education for your writings on prayer and reflection.
Every night, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Welcome USER into the community.” USER will take shelter in your monastic society, where you will be able to observe anyone who visits them that night.

You are allied with the Masses. You win if the Masses win.
A great man has been lost, but malicious forces have also been severely crippled.
In the corner, the booming voice of the speaker rings out again.
Speaker said:
The Goon Squad has the highest factional priority in the game.
While the villagers debate the meaning of this, a ship floats down the river bearing a message.
Ship said:
paperblade sux
Profound. Truly profound.
Results are going out. Do not post until I give the OK.
 
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One of your favorite poets wrote a poem about you. In this poem, you constantly exclaimed the following:
his faction name (so masses if he's on the masses, goon squad if on the goon squad, and assasin's guild if they are on the assassins guild)
You were so enthralled by this that you now feel compelled to include this exact phrase in every post you make today... or else.
So essentially, If i read that right, I gotta include Village in every post I make.
 
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Acklow

I am always tired. Don't bother me.
Lynch Firemage

Still haven't received a role PM from you. You are first on the chopping block.

If I receive a claim from you then I'll jump to my next target. Ditto you've been warned.

Nobody bandwagon yet please.
 
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Ampharos

tag walls, punch fascists
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Announcement: The computer I'm currently using is retarded and formatting is impossible. Please don't take any formatting mistakes in the N1 results as proof of scum.
 

Acklow

I am always tired. Don't bother me.
Alright everyone. Got Firemage's claim and I received something already similar to it:

Firemage said:
Dear FireMage,
You are Nagle Hartray Architecture.

You are a Chicago-based architectural firm specializing in homes, schools, churches, and civic centers. You have received over 75 industry design awards to date.

Every night, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Abuse USER’s blueprints.” You will break into USER’s home using the original blueprints and steal any items in their possession.

In addition, every night you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Build a vault for USER.” USER’s items will be safely stored in the vault, preventing them from being stolen that night.

You are allied with the Masses. You win if the Masses win.
Everybody on board the lynch train.
 

Acklow

I am always tired. Don't bother me.
By the way, if Pikachu/anon/ whatever the fuck your anonymous alt is cares to come back online to have a little chat with me I'd appreciate it a lot.
 

Acklow

I am always tired. Don't bother me.
Change of plans

starwarsfan joined the chat room.
[10:07pm] starwarsfan was granted voice by X.
[10:08pm] anon joined the chat room.
[10:08pm] starwarsfan: wait what is anon doing here i thought he was some hidden alt thing
[10:08pm] anon: hello, i have returned
[10:08pm] Acklow: well look at that
[10:08pm] Acklow: anon is back
[10:08pm] starwarsfan: what back?
[10:08pm] anon: indeed i am
[10:09pm] starwarsfan: i can only star for a few mins darn D:
[10:09pm] starwarsfan: anon why are you ctcp querying me?
[10:09pm] starwarsfan: *acklow
[10:09pm] Acklow: :o
[10:10pm] starwarsfan: i hit a-tab
[10:10pm] Acklow: my secret plan
[10:10pm] starwarsfan: ...ok
[10:10pm] Acklow: starwarsfan
[10:10pm] Acklow: you are so funny
[10:10pm] Anna: inb4 anon is celever but angry
[10:10pm] Acklow: ROFL
[10:10pm] Acklow: guys
[10:11pm] Acklow: guys
[10:11pm] Acklow: this is just great
[10:11pm] starwarsfan: ill tell you everything: I'm PST (GMT-7), Lime Chat
[10:11pm] starwarsfan: what?
[10:11pm] Acklow: dude
[10:11pm] Acklow: you
[10:11pm] Acklow: are running
[10:11pm] Acklow: the same ip address
[10:11pm] Acklow: rofl
[10:11pm] Acklow: gg
[10:11pm] Acklow: bro that was way too ez
[10:11pm] starwarsfan: im not anon...
[10:11pm] Acklow: lol
[10:11pm] Acklow: the time matches up
[10:11pm] Acklow: for local time
[10:11pm] Acklow: anon runs mavericks
[10:11pm] starwarsfan: ok... so he's at stanford
[10:11pm] Acklow: lmao
[10:12pm] Acklow: dude
[10:12pm] Acklow: 1 minute apart
[10:12pm] Acklow: this is like ullar all over again
[10:12pm] Acklow: lmao
[10:12pm] starwarsfan: ?
[10:12pm] Acklow: god
[10:12pm] zorbees: [11:11pm] starwarsfan: ok... so he's at stanford
[10:12pm] zorbees: what does this mean
[10:12pm] starwarsfan: im not a fucking scum
[10:12pm] starwarsfan: im at stanford
[10:12pm] zorbees: oh
[10:12pm] daletterel: scum dont go to stanford
[10:12pm] daletterel: its impossible
[10:12pm] starwarsfan: if we have the same ip it just means he's here too
[10:12pm] Acklow: lmao
[10:12pm] Acklow: iirc
[10:13pm] Acklow: yesterday
[10:13pm] daletterel: our mascot are the trees
[10:13pm] Acklow: someone said
[10:13pm] Acklow: mavericks
[10:13pm] daletterel: how can a tree be a mafia
[10:13pm] Acklow: is awesome
[10:13pm] Acklow: wait who was that
[10:13pm] Acklow: OH RIGHT
[10:13pm] starwarsfan: it is
[10:13pm] starwarsfan: ~
[10:13pm] Acklow: STARWARSFAN
[10:13pm] daletterel: HOW CAN A TREE BE MAFIA ACKLOW
[10:13pm] Anna: omg DLE ur ruining this
[10:13pm] Walrein: but Stanford is the cardinal
[10:13pm] daletterel: NO
[10:13pm] starwarsfan: lol dle
[10:13pm] daletterel: THEYRE THE TREES
[10:13pm] Walrein: how can a servant of our lord be scum
[10:13pm] starwarsfan: i can only insist that im not a fucking scum
[10:13pm] starwarsfan: i can't really offer defense, inspect me tonight
[10:14pm] starwarsfan: and you will see
[10:14pm] Acklow: lime is a phone chat
[10:14pm] Acklow: limechat
[10:14pm] Acklow: I mean
[10:14pm] starwarsfan: its also a mac client
[10:14pm] starwarsfan: http://limechat.net/mac/
[10:14pm] zorbees: anon has a mac
[10:15pm] anon: indeed i do genius
[10:15pm] Acklow: running dem 10.9.1's
[10:15pm] anon: wow fucking genius
[10:15pm] anon: you can use commands
[10:15pm] Acklow: tbqh I find it very hilarious
[10:15pm] Acklow: you are trying this hard to jump
[10:15pm] Ullar|ipod joined the chat room.
[10:15pm] Ullar|ipod was granted voice by X.
[10:15pm] Acklow: from device
[10:15pm] Acklow: to device
[10:15pm] starwarsfan: inspect me tonight, im not anon
[10:15pm] Anna: hi ullar
[10:15pm] starwarsfan: and like i said i gtg
[10:15pm] starwarsfan left the chat room. (Quit: NERF PYROAK)
[10:16pm] Acklow: lmao
[10:16pm] Acklow: yeti
[10:16pm] Acklow: you will enjoy those logs
[10:17pm] Walrein: The wild STARWARSFAN fled!
[10:17pm] anon: indeed you figured me out
[10:17pm] Acklow: btw anon
[10:17pm] Acklow: colloquy
[10:17pm] Acklow: is strong
[10:17pm] Walrein: ^
[10:17pm] Anna: ^^
[10:17pm] Acklow: ip addresses
[10:17pm] anon: true dat
[10:17pm] Acklow: are ez pz
[10:17pm] Acklow: to look up
[10:17pm] Acklow: :)
[10:17pm] anon: go ahead and lynch
[10:17pm] Walrein: i use colloquy on my phone
[10:17pm] anon: i lose gg
[10:18pm] Acklow: it's ok
[10:18pm] Acklow: I won't lynch today :)
[10:18pm] anon: D:
[10:20pm] anon: if you inspect me you will die
[10:20pm] anon: if you don't inspect me you will die
[10:20pm] Acklow: lol
[10:20pm] anon: the village will fall
[10:21pm] Acklow: sounds like starwarsfan just got unhappy I found him out that easily
[10:21pm] anon: i can still use our faction ability for you


Unlynch
Lynch Starwarsfan
 
have you all seen acklow's claim
look at the amount of flavor in his action
look at the amount of flavor in everyone else's actions
tell me what you think
Unlynch
Lynch Acklow

acklow:
Every night, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Analyze USER’s gait.” By examining USER, you will discover his full role PM.
There is no flavor here. It just says that you will discover his full role PM.

In celever's:
Every night, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Intercept pass meant for USER.” You will slide in front of USER and get a glimpse of his results for that night.
Slide in front of User.
in banana's:
Every night, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Welcome USER into the community.” USER will take shelter in your monastic society, where you will be able to observe anyone who visits them that night.
USER will take shelter in your society.
in bt's:
In addition, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Pin USER to the kitchen table.” USER will be too occupied with extricating himself from the table to do anything else that night.
USER will me too occupied with extricating himself from the table.
in dle's:
Every night, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Agree to a business deal with USER.” You will make a deal USER which forces them to cede any items they are holding to you.
In addition, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Organize event for USER.” You will throw a massive party for USER with a security perimeter tight enough to prevent any non-killing actions from affecting them that night.
make a deal, secuirity perimiter and party
and lastly, in mine:
Once in the game, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Float USER down the river.” USER will be so content to drift through your waters that they will fail to notice their role PM slip out of their pocket.

In addition, once in the game, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Put a sandbar in front of USER.” Any attempts to kill USER that night will be blocked by the sandbar.

Finally, once in the game, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Drown USER in the river.” USER will be too occupied with extricating himself from the waters to do anything else that night.
you get the point.
Notics the lack of flavor in Acklow's. Suspicious? Compare it to your own role PMs.

Also I think that that log is anon trying to get people to think that I am him, notice how he "admitted" that he is me.
 
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Acklow

I am always tired. Don't bother me.
Fine you want to play ham I can do that.

[5:27pm] starwarsfan: both masses were lowercase
[5:27pm] Acklow: send me the logs
[5:28pm] starwarsfan: their claim was via smogon
[5:28pm] starwarsfan: let me grab it
[5:28pm] Acklow: pm me with it
[5:28pm] Acklow: I have the one they sent me
[5:28pm] Acklow: we can cross reference it
[5:28pm] starwarsfan: ok
[5:29pm] starwarsfan: was it martyr?
<SNIP>
[5:29pm] Acklow: this is what I have
[5:29pm] starwarsfan: mine is the same, except both instances of masses are lowercase
[5:29pm] Acklow: huh
[5:29pm] Acklow: hmmmm
[5:29pm] starwarsfan: also, i have their claimed n0 result
[5:29pm] Acklow: mk?
[5:30pm] starwarsfan: let me get it
[5:30pm] Acklow: kk
[5:30pm] Acklow: forward it to me :>
[5:30pm] starwarsfan: "In addition, one of your favorite poets wrote a poem about you. In this poem, you extolled the greatness of Walrein, the host of this game, quite frequently. The poem moved you so much that you now feel compelled to extol Walrein the Smogon user's greatness in every post you make in the game thread today... or else."
[5:30pm] starwarsfan: i asked them about in addition, but they said nothing

[5:31pm] starwarsfan: thats all
[5:31pm] starwarsfan: also, any chance ur making a spreadsheet?
[5:34pm] starwarsfan: if you do id love it if you would tell me
[5:34pm] starwarsfan: *add me to it
[5:35pm] starwarsfan: you there?
[5:36pm] starwarsfan: i gtg
[5:36pm] starwarsfan: if you do make one, plz add me to it
[5:36pm] starwarsfan: b.adam.shahar@gmail.com
[5:36pm] starwarsfan: thanks
[5:36pm] starwarsfan disconnected from the server.
[5:45pm] starwarsfan is now available.
[5:53pm] starwars|away disconnected from the server.
[6:18pm] starwarsfan: im really sorry
[6:18pm] starwarsfan: i was drunk when i gave you that, it was not a real pm
[6:19pm] starwarsfan: the result from <SNIP>'s thing
[6:19pm] starwarsfan: sorry about that ~
[6:19pm] starwarsfan: i hope you didnt act on it
[6:19pm] Acklow: XD
[6:20pm] starwarsfan: yeah sorry
[6:20pm] starwarsfan: did you do anything about it?
[6:20pm] Acklow: uh made a few inquiries
[6:20pm] starwarsfan: oh well rly sorry
[6:20pm] Acklow: what did you do wrong?
[6:20pm] Acklow: or what was the real result in that case?
[6:21pm] starwarsfan: it was the real result, there was just no "in addition"
[6:21pm] starwarsfan: yeah i know how suspicious this must make me look, i hope you can understand

[6:23pm] Acklow: np



14:34 anon i have reason to believe that you are mafia, can you prove otherwise or should i bring this before bananas?
14:35 <SNIP> why do you think that
14:35 anon don't bother trying to figure out who i am; you can't
14:36 anon some inconsistencies
14:36 <SNIP> k
14:37 anon can you confirm or deny?
14:37 <SNIP> confirm or deny what
14:37 <SNIP> you havent told me anything
14:37 anon well, can you clean yourself
14:38 <SNIP> im not mafia.
14:38 anon ...wow so helpful
14:38 anon do you have your role pm to prove it?
14:39 anon ill give you 30 seconds to give me a believable role pm
<SNIP>
14:40 anon ok then
14:40 anon one sec
14:41 anon so, you're claiming martyr?
14:41 anon i have it on good authority that you hooked someone n0
14:42 <SNIP> i martyrd jalmont n0
14:42 anon not according to someone i trust more than you
14:42 <SNIP> alright.
14:43 anon here's what ill tell you
14:43 anon you did not redirect jalmont n0, you hooked him
14:44 anon clever told me this
14:44 anon *celever
14:44 anon well?
14:45 anon ok, ill guess ill go report this to bananas
14:45 anon you have 30 seconds
14:46 <SNIP> hm
14:46 <SNIP> okay then
14:46 <SNIP> im telling you that i redirected jalmont
14:46 <SNIP> its word for word
14:46 <SNIP> i didnt touch celever n0
14:46 anon ok, cp the result from the action
14:46 anon I'm aware that you didnt
14:47 anon did you not read his role
14:47 <SNIP> In addition, one of your favorite poets wrote a poem about you. In this poem, you extolled the greatness of Walrein, the host of this game, quite frequently. The poem moved you so much that you now feel compelled to extol Walrein the Smogon user's greatness in every post you make in the game thread today... or else.
14:48 anon is that part of your role pm?

14:48 <SNIP> no
14:48 <SNIP> its not
14:48 <SNIP> its the action
14:48 <SNIP> 9.9
14:48 anon where's the rest of the action?
14:48 <SNIP> that is it.
14:48 <SNIP> i didnt recieve anything
14:48 <SNIP> he prolly just idled or something
14:48 anon it starts with "in addition"
14:49 anon and you expect me to believe that that is the whole thing
14:50 <SNIP> I expect you to trust me.
14:50 anon you are wrong
14:50 anon why would it start with in addition?
14:51 <SNIP> mind games.
14:51 <SNIP> if you havent noticed
14:51 anon why would the host play mind games with people?
14:51 <SNIP> with you, not the host.
14:52 anon ok
14:52 anon so you are mafia
14:52 <SNIP> believe that if you want.
14:52 <SNIP> im telling you
14:52 <SNIP> im not
14:53 anon right. and i believe you. 100%. you didn't fuck up really bad or anything like that

14:53 <SNIP> whatever.





21:50 Pikachu our factions absolutely need to communicate now
21:50 Pikachu you are mafia, we need to coordinate kills
21:51 <SNIP> talk to me
21:51 <SNIP> with your real name
21:51 Pikachu do you think I'm a fucking idiot?
21:51 <SNIP> no
21:51 <SNIP> i just wanna know
21:51 <SNIP> who im dealing with here
21:51 Pikachu ok
21:52 Pikachu and i won't tell you
21:52 Pikachu so what did your faction do last night? ill tell you what we did
21:52 Pikachu and we can coordinate kills
21:53 <SNIP> get a real account.
21:53 Pikachu fine, i an user: pikachu on the forums
21:54 <SNIP> sorry
21:54 <SNIP> i dont see a pikachu
21:54 <SNIP> on player list
21:54 <SNIP> good bye.
21:55 Pikachu ok, be stupid if you want to


Look, I know you're desperate but it's kinda blatantly obvious it's you at this point starwarsfan.

I also have my suspicions on other users as well. At this point I think I know the identities of quite a few of the mafia.

Edit:

starwarsfan: gg ~
[10:50pm] starwarsfan: i wasn't sure you had the second log
[10:51pm] Acklow: I have all the logs
[10:51pm] Acklow: :)
[10:51pm] starwarsfan: D:
[10:51pm] Acklow: that's why I'm village leader
[10:51pm] Acklow: :D
[10:51pm] starwarsfan: ggwp
[10:51pm] Acklow: gg
[10:51pm] Acklow: :)
[10:51pm] jalmont: bg bg bg
[10:51pm] jalmont: on me
[10:51pm] starwarsfan: i screwed up really badly
[10:51pm] Cypher: </3
[10:52pm] Acklow: not really
[10:52pm] Acklow: you really had me pissed for a while
[10:52pm] Acklow: I can tell you I thought it was jalmont
[10:52pm] jalmont: only i
[10:52pm] starwarsfan: no i shouldve IP masked
[10:52pm] jalmont: only i control the power of the lats
[10:52pm] jalmont: alts
[10:52pm] starwarsfan: lol
[10:52pm] Acklow: I also thought it could've been ullar
[10:52pm] jalmont: u have to be really careful
[10:52pm] Acklow: since he did that stuff in the past
[10:52pm] starwarsfan: well at least i can take a few people down with me
[10:52pm] starwarsfan: im pulling a celever :o


He admitted it guys. Lynch him!!
 
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