I will sub! You should sub me for someone who is scum imo as well.
But... aren't the mafia supposed to do the killing, rather than be killed? The villagers certainly aren't complaining.Dear Blue_Tornado,
You are Dead Funny.
You are a 1994 drama directed by John Feldman and starring Elizabeth Peña and Andrew McCarthy. It details the story of a woman who comes home to find her boyfriend pinned to the kitchen table by a long knife.
Every night, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Brandish a knife at USER.” USER will be intimidated into turning over any items in their possession.
In addition, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Pin USER to the kitchen table.” USER will be too occupied with extricating himself from the table to do anything else that night.
You are allied with the Assassins Guild. You win if the Assassins Guild wins.
What a strange night.Dear Da Letter El,
You are Brent Bolthouse.
You are an entrepreneur, event producer, radio DJ, and photographer from Los Angeles. Your clients have included HBO, Mercedes-Benz, T-Mobile, Vanity Fair, and Prada.
Every night, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Agree to a business deal with USER.” You will make a deal USER which forces them to cede any items they are holding to you.
In addition, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Organize event for USER.” You will throw a massive party for USER with a security perimeter tight enough to prevent any non-killing actions from affecting them that night.
You are allied with the Goon Squad. You win if the Goon Squad wins.
A great man has been lost, but malicious forces have also been severely crippled.Dear Serious Bananas,
You are Brother Roger.
You are a Swiss monk who founded the Taizé monastic community. In 1988 you won the UNESCO Prize for Peace Education for your writings on prayer and reflection.
Every night, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Welcome USER into the community.” USER will take shelter in your monastic society, where you will be able to observe anyone who visits them that night.
You are allied with the Masses. You win if the Masses win.
While the villagers debate the meaning of this, a ship floats down the river bearing a message.Speaker said:The Goon Squad has the highest factional priority in the game.
Profound. Truly profound.Ship said:paperblade sux
So essentially, If i read that right, I gotta include Village in every post I make.One of your favorite poets wrote a poem about you. In this poem, you constantly exclaimed the following:
his faction name (so masses if he's on the masses, goon squad if on the goon squad, and assasin's guild if they are on the assassins guild)
You were so enthralled by this that you now feel compelled to include this exact phrase in every post you make today... or else.
Everybody on board the lynch train.Firemage said:Dear FireMage,
You are Nagle Hartray Architecture.
You are a Chicago-based architectural firm specializing in homes, schools, churches, and civic centers. You have received over 75 industry design awards to date.
Every night, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Abuse USER’s blueprints.” You will break into USER’s home using the original blueprints and steal any items in their possession.
In addition, every night you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Build a vault for USER.” USER’s items will be safely stored in the vault, preventing them from being stolen that night.
You are allied with the Masses. You win if the Masses win.
There is no flavor here. It just says that you will discover his full role PM.Every night, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Analyze USER’s gait.” By examining USER, you will discover his full role PM.
Slide in front of User.Every night, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Intercept pass meant for USER.” You will slide in front of USER and get a glimpse of his results for that night.
USER will take shelter in your society.Every night, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Welcome USER into the community.” USER will take shelter in your monastic society, where you will be able to observe anyone who visits them that night.
USER will me too occupied with extricating himself from the table.In addition, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Pin USER to the kitchen table.” USER will be too occupied with extricating himself from the table to do anything else that night.
make a deal, secuirity perimiter and partyEvery night, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Agree to a business deal with USER.” You will make a deal USER which forces them to cede any items they are holding to you.
In addition, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Organize event for USER.” You will throw a massive party for USER with a security perimeter tight enough to prevent any non-killing actions from affecting them that night.
you get the point.Once in the game, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Float USER down the river.” USER will be so content to drift through your waters that they will fail to notice their role PM slip out of their pocket.
In addition, once in the game, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Put a sandbar in front of USER.” Any attempts to kill USER that night will be blocked by the sandbar.
Finally, once in the game, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Drown USER in the river.” USER will be too occupied with extricating himself from the waters to do anything else that night.