Zombie Apocalypse! (Now with Bad Posters!)

[Temperantia]

True Random Number Generator
Min: Max:
Result: 260


I got...

SWAAMPERT!

Yeeeah, Earthquake and Muddy Water spam ftw! Let's see those zombies chase me now! >:)

 

[Xav]

I got 504, which is Patrat. At least he has got Hypnosis and Baton Pass. Mean Look and After You would probably decrease my chance of survival. It also has the lowest base stat of all the Gen V Pokémon.

Subsequent roll spawned 492, Shaymin. Fuck.

 

[Pravinoz]

#189
Jumpluff

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Guess I'll float over the undead....

 

[Minwu]

Persian.

But what if my Persian bit a zombie :C

 

[SP458]

My result: 474.
No zombie can survive an Adaptability Nasty Plot Life Orb Tri-Attack.

 

[breh]

553 Krookodile

CRUNCH EVERYHTING

 

[JeffroBaggins]

553 Krookodile

CRUNCH EVERYHTING

I dunno if chompin' all that infected flesh would be good for it. Think your Krook's got enough Moxie to stomach it?

 

[Synre]

oh shit eat it huy, #556

i will run away from zombies in style with my goofy cactus thing spamming cotton spore. also it can do some stat up shit if we have to fight a lot of them with growth, acupressure, or cotton guard. then itll smack some shit with uh... petal dance and needle arm. and peck. why the fuck does it learn peck. probably ill just let it sucker punch bitches before they attack us after we hide in a closet so maractus can acupressure up and sweep.


most importantly, after a long day of spamming cotton spore and carrying maractus to safety it can use its acupressure to help me relax since god knows its not actually gonna kill anything. maybe if i take good care of it it'll evolve into lillymon or something it beat the shit out of some zombies i think

 

[verbatim]

Well todays a new day, and I figure, for surviving overnight with a Spinda...(hitched a ride with vonFielder's Raquaza) that my skill had earned me another roll. Guess what, it still sucks. Crobat may be fast, but he just doesn't have the raw power to protect me (my goal) and I'm pretty sure that it can't carry me.

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I stand corrected, lets go Crobat!

 

[Atlas]

i got terrakion...face rollin' zombies every day every night. it'll be like i am legend, except my dog wont be stopped.

 

[Team Amon Amarth]

I got... Whirlipede. This box has no honor.

Defense Curl + Rollout go go go through that horde.

Or better yet, spam Poison Stings

 

[FlamingFighter]

Unlike all the lol badluck people in this thread, first I get a 160:

On the subsequent 2 [t]rolls, I got 594 and 39:

As for strategy, presuming I can use all generations' level up moves, I have the following useful moves:
Hydro Pump (blast the zombies away)
SuperPower (ZOMBIE=PUMMELED)
Aqua Tail (Pimptailslapping zombies)
Thrash (see: SuperPower)
Slash (Zombie=Chopped)
Crunch (Sheer Force boost, and Feraligatr isn't stupid enough to actually EAT zombies)
Ice Fang (see: Crunch, although freezehax could come in handy)
Agility (Quick getaway)

Everything else is just plain useless (lol Leer).

 

[Stellar]

bitchin

Who needs head shots when you have a Guillotine?

 

[makiri]

Species Formidable Pokémon

Part of the armor on its anterior legs becomes a giant sword. Its cry alone is enough to intimidate most enemies.

I think I will be okay.

 

[Alchemator]

I have a turncoat.

 

[WaterBomb]

Looks like I lucked out - I got #472, Gliscor, who is practically a zombie anyway. The Vampire pokemon would be immune of course to the effects of the zombie bite, only gaining strength from it through his Poison Heal. High defense to take a beating from multiple zombies at a time, and can fly to carry me away since zombies cannot. Also learns Guillotine through level up I believe, which is all I'd really need for zombie bashing :)

 

[asdfrozen]

#82: Magneton. Sweet, I got a three-for-one deal!
Its steel typing should come in handy, as it makes it immune to pretty much any zombie assault, but I don't think it'll be that great offensively. It has an AoE attack, which is nice, but everything is kinda meh.

 

[Daenym]

I got 626: Bouffalant.

Fuck yeah.

SD + Reckless + Head Charge. I'm just gonna stock up on Potions and ride around like a madman, trampling everything.

626-- Oh?!

Bouffalant is actually my Zodiac pokemon! :P
Here! *Bull* Afro Break/Head Charge!

We should team up. Anyone who gets a Tauros is also welcome :D

 

[Temperantia]

Well, I made it through the night with Swampert, but he looks pretty tired out. Maybe I should get a new Pokemon...

182

That gives me a...


http://www.serebii.net/art/th/182.png


FUUUUUCK!

On the bright side, Healer let's me keep from infection. I sure hope Zombies hate Grass moves though...

 

[Arcticblast]

328
Trapinch.

Well it does have EQ, Fissure and sexy a 100 Attack stat... *checks Pokedex page*
Why must it learn all of its moves so slowly... I mean, it learns EQ at level 71 and Fissure at 89, Flygon learns all its moves before Trapinch can use anything but Dig

dear God why

At least it can dance.

 

[Oglemi]

oh god articblast that trapinch is going in my sig

also, since i got that mushroom poke (amoonguss), does that mean instead of double tap I double toke?

 

[Flamestrike]

It was a long night. Many zombies were bashed by my mighty Magikarp flail. But now I need something new. Something powerful. Something that can fight on its own. I get...
#106

I think I'll do just fine (assuming Pokemon are immune to zombification *checks status list* No zombification, I'm good :D)

 

[Black Buddha]

#389

Earthquake / Wood Hammer / Synthesis
im down with that

 

[a fairy]

It's been a while. My Klang's defenses walled shit, while countering with Gear Grind. However, it finally fell. I quickly pulled up the RNG, and got #606...

no good moves


i'm dead

 

[Gothic Togekiss]

Somehow I managed to survive this long with my crap-kern. It made a decent blunt weapon though. Anyway Arceus has bestowed to me another chance to save my sorry ass against the undead. I roll a #625, I wonder what that can be? Fuck Yeah, it's one of the Power Rangers....I mean it's a Bisharp. Those zombie can go suck it as we Night Slash/Guillotine them back to the grave.