Dunsparce - Absolutely fucking terrible. I can't believe he avoided the list for so long.
Salamence - You made people not use Dragonite (As much). Go to hell!
Empoleon - The other white meat.
Burmy - Ugh. It's not worth it...
Tentacruel - I remember how much trouble you gave me on Pokemon Stadium. you... bastard.
Kanguskahn - The little baby in your pouch, what the hell is it? I don't want to hear "It's a baby Kangy" because that's bullshit. I hatched one on LG and it was as big as Mommy. I demand an Evolution to rectify this immediately.
Professor Rowan - Your theory is that Pokemon who don't evolve are thought to be "Perfect:"
Dunsparce, Delibird, Parachisu, Stantler, Kanguskahn, Tauros, Miltank, Luvdisk.
Yea, what the hell does Rowan know....