another great response from the balling up camp, this time by ala
It uses significantly less if you fold it so you're really saving money in the long run which leads me to believe that you're just not as financially concerned if you ball it up
Also one of my friends just informed me that some people wrap the paper directly around the hand and wipe straight like that, that counts as folding.
As far as the people I asked in person:
3 folding 2 balling it up
"not financially concerned" lol...that is bar non the most ridiculous fucking thing i have heard all day, even if it's true...i refuse to be painted as some kind of wasteful aristocrat who lavishly stuffs reams of silken toilet paper into his asshole. maybe you are saving 15 dollars, but you are losing your essential humanity by doing something so anal
also the folding around the hand thing is just fucking insane, people who do that should seriously be locked up in an actual mental asylum. im not kidding; i assure you that if you were to poll the nation's serial killers over 60% of them would admit to rolling their toilet paper around their own hands. proof from wikipedia:
I'm also going to say that I think most of you in the folding camp have this idea of ballers just using ridiculous fucking gobs of toilet paper...at least for me, when I say I ball it up, I'm not making James's giant peach here, just a small amorphous blob
edit: i'll also accept the post below as a reasonable way to wipe your own ass'
edit2: fuck yeah majority