A Scientific Poll

[faint]

Wait, you're supposed to wipe?

 

[Vintage Books]

Rofl I feel like you can't really get right in there if you fold.

I feel like balling up actually does a better job of cleaning your ass than folding would. So what if you use a couple sheets more if you ball but folding makes me feel like an autistic grandma.

 

[Glen]

i feel like this topic was made for ballabrown

 

[mattj]

Zaccheus.

Why is this not a public poll?

Some people want to know.

 

[Texas Cloverleaf]

Rofl I feel like you can't really get right in there if you fold.

I feel like balling up actually does a better job of cleaning your ass than folding would. So what if you use a couple sheets more if you ball but folding makes me feel like an autistic grandma.

I feel the opposite lol

 

[THE_IRON_...KENYAN?]

what if you dont have enough food to poop

 

[Wikey]

Better question: who uses wet wipes? Not gonna lie. I used some of my son's diaper wipes once and have never looked back.

 

[Princess Bubblegum]

baby wipes are excellent if you have the runs, their softness does not hurt your anus at all, plus you get really clean

they are pretty expensive though, don't use them on regular crap, but its a good idea to keep a pack around

 

[Aldaron]

who the FUCK balls up their toilet paper like some utterly inept retard ?????

so far the winning option...wtf smogon

 

[Pernicious]

so proud of you all, keep fighting the good fight. also good point vintage books, it is much more difficult to really uh feel like you got everything with just a fold. also if you are really accomplished you can re-scrunch the ball to wipe a second time, though i wouldn't reccomend this tactic for minors

 

[Celestavian]

Take that ballers

 

[Arch]

How the fuck do you ball it up.

Like what. Are you content with the poopybutt feeling? Your asshole is in the shape of a bull but goddamn the your asscheeks are a wall.

 

[popemobile]

spoiler alert: any thread/poll regarding toilet/bathroom behavior will, with very few exceptions, be spilt 50/50 with each side throwing the most heinous of insults at one another and questioning their sanity

 

[popemobile]

spoiler alert 2: you're all moronic babies for vehemently defending how you wipe your ass

 

[Aldaron]

Ah, our resident internet tough guy has decided to leave fighting Vincent in the dormant NHL thread and grace us with his wisdom here, ignoring all pretenses of facetiousness or attempts at light hearted character jabbing.

Thank you as always, popemobile ^_^

 

[Every1XplodeNOW]

It's probably weird but i wash

Everything about you is weird.

When I was little, I balled, but for some reason I switched to folding and I don't know why...

 

[doughboy]

each method has distinct advantages. Folding gets more material and saves money, but has the ability to spread as opposed to taking it completely off. Balling it up can take more material off, but can be uncomfortable and waste toilet paper.

we are lacking option 4: the no wipe

 

[alamaster]

spoiler alert 2: you're all moronic babies for vehemently defending how you wipe your ass

blackhawks suck and probably all fold their toilet paper

 

[popemobile]

Ah, our resident internet tough guy has decided to leave fighting Vincent in the dormant NHL thread and grace us with his wisdom here, ignoring all pretenses of facetiousness or attempts at light hearted character jabbing.

Thank you as always, popemobile ^_^

blackhawks suck and probably all fold their toilet paper

 

[Phadunk]

I don't remember.

Not something I think about.

 

[Outlaw]

I bet balluppers also put the roll on underhanded too.

Fucking animals.

 

[More Cowbell]

Apparently, most Dutch people are folders. Same for me.

 

[Limi]

i am apparently one of the 6% of germans who ball their toilet paper up.

 

[Django]

ball so hard

 

[alkinesthetase]

I bet balluppers also put the roll on underhanded too.

Fucking animals.

WHOA
i'm not THAT uncivilized