Pokemon Emerald Randomized!
Welcome back to Pokemon Emerald Randomized! Today we begin our adventure:
In the desert!
I hate the desert. We need to move on to a better town. A town like
Petalburg!
Nice! I'm glad we're here. There's a gym we need to challenge. We move north into the gym and quickly destroy any silly gym trainer that tries to get in the way. After about 44 seconds, we get to the leader himself. MY FATHER.
No really my dad's name is Norman. It's not. His name is Skip. hahahahah nerd
Do I even need to recap this battle? All of his pokemon got OHKOed.
Yeah that's 5/8. I think. I never went to school. I became a pokemon master.
Well that's all for this update! I'm kidding. That was like a what? 5 second read? So we'll continue until a little past Mauville. That seems fair. But I have Surf now, and my Lombre is perfect for it.
Time to Surf all the way to Slateport....
Hahaha gotcha! Shortcut.
From here it's just a short trip up Cycling Road. I skip all the trainers again (they're so weak). But at the end, I always challenge the HIDDEN TRAINER.
Not many people battle her. But me and her are tight, I always say hi when I pass through.
HOLY FUCK she did not disappoint.
Whatever though, Mewtwo sucks anyways. We go to Mauville to hang out with Wattson.
Out of his gym he really looks homeless. Poor guy.
After going through ALL THE TROUBLE of going to New Mauville (no it was super easy) I came back and I was ready to get TM 24 Thunderbolt. It's always a great addition to my TM stash.
Oops. "Thunderbolt."
Well crap. I guess I'll just go get the Good Rod from the fisherman and call it an episode.
I am an old, drunken man.
Deep within the depths of the water, I find myself a Jigglypuff. I like Jigglypuffs, so I caught it. I named it after a follower of the LP.
Welcome to the team!
I didn't have enough Steel types...
Not bad. Besides that Modest nature...oh well.
And we'll call that an episode! Thanks for reading, and as always if you enjoyed this, please leave a Luvdisc and if you have any comments or requests, message me or post in the thread!