I am indeed. Inner Focus sucks for Umbreon because so few flinch attacks are used (Jirachi's Iron Head, and Umbreon can't beat Jirachi anyway).
Quick Feet Jolteon is overkill - Volt Absorb already gives it an immunity to Thunder Wave and heals it. I guess it speeds up when burned or poisoned but then, what doesn't Jolteon outpace anyway? Quick Feet won't help it get past Ferrothorn or Tyranitar anytime soon, either.
Ice Body Glaceon is decent, but Glaceon's horrendoes movepool makes it a subpar pokemon in general. At best, it reduces it's Stealth Rock weakness to that of 1x.
Finally, Guts Flareon. It doesn't particularly threaten much with its 65 base power Fire Fang, and with its DW ability it loses access to Superpower (which is absolutely needs for Tyranitar).
Without a doubt, the best DW abilities for the Eeveelutions are Magic Bounce, Hydration, and Chlorophyll. In that order.
EDIT: I got your sarcasm, but there are those who won't so I posted my reasoning lol.