vonFiedler, eager to use his knife, attacks Walrein. Walrein, using his swift nerd reflexes, attacks von just before he is killed.
Originally Posted by Fat askaninjask
Crux Ditto Walrein,
You are Mandark.
You are the nerdy and evil counterpart to Dexter from Dexter’s Lab. You’re not scary enough to be a member of the Scariest Fucking Things, you’re too young for the Teenagers with Attitude, and you are definitely NOT a Lawman, so you don’t really fit into any faction. That’s ok though, since you’ve already built yourself a super-advanced robotic suit using your advanced scientific capabilities and you’re ready to take all of them on.
Once per night you may PM askaninjask and GoldenKnight “Night X - Attack <user> with my super advanced robotic suit”. <user> will be mauled by your marvelous invention. If <user> is on the team with the most remaining members left, you will deal 2 HP and gain 1 HP for yourself.If <user> is on the team with the second most members remaining, you will deal 1 HP of damage. If <user> is on the team with the fewest members left, your attack will do nothing. You have only 3 HP right now, but you have a potential maximum of 6.
If and when you are attacked, opposite rules apply. The team with the most remaining members will not be able to do any damage to you, the team in second place will only be able to do 1 damage, and the team that’s losing will deal 2 HP of damage. They, however, do not heal anything.
You are aligned with nobody. You win if you are the last man alive.
Then vonFiedler, now seriously wounded, turned to attack kingofkongs.
"You cannot attack me," says kingofkongs.
"Why not?" says vonFiedler.
kingofkongs then used his handy vonFiedler removal spray on vonFiedler. He was removed.
You are Holden Caulfield.
You are the horrendously misunderstood character from J.D. Salinger’s Catcher in the Rye. You’re constantly ragging on about how people aren’t genuine enough, and this has made you an extremely angsty teenager. You’ll try joining the Teenagers with Attitude, although that name sounds phony and all the people in the faction seem pretty phony too...
Once per night you may PM askaninjask and GoldenKnight “Night X - Check to see if <user> is a phony”. You will go up to them and attempt to get to know them well enough to see if they are phony. You will receive their full role PM by the morning.
Jason was not helped by any user whose first name has only four letters in it. Additionally, he was not helped by anyone from a live action movie or television show.
You are aligned with the Teenagers with Attitude. You win if the Teenagers with Attitude is the last faction standing and all of your enemies have been defeated.
That spells the end of the Teenagers with Attitude. kingofkongs, the last player left standing, puts on his mask to reveal his true identity... as Batman.
And with that, the Lawmen have won the game. Congratulations to kingofkongs, Da Letter El, LifeAdmiral, Quagsires, Paperblade, Aura Guardian, and LightWolf.
You are Batman.
Do you really need an introductory paragraph? You’re fucking Batman.
Once per night you may PM askaninjask and GoldenKnight “Night X - Protect <user>”. <user> will be protected. <user> will not be able to be harmed during that night.
You have a slip of paper in your pocket. It reads: “K”
You are aligned with the Lawmen. You win if the Lawmen is the last faction standing and all of your enemies have been defeated.