[Expert] RPS Mafia - Won by the Lawmen

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The four of you who remain wake up anxiously to see who died the previous night. Well, by four of you, I mean three of you. And by three of you, I mean all of you except capefeather.

Dear capefeather,
You are Giygas.

You are the main enemy from EarthBound. Not only are you an evil creature who wants to shroud the entire world in darkness, you also look a lot like a fetus. Creepy stuff.

Once per night you may PM askaninjask and GoldenKnight “Night X - Focus attention on <user>”. You will momentarily bring out the evil in <user>, and manipulate them into telling you what you want to know. You will get <user>’s full role PM.

The number of children your faction traumatized is odd.

You are aligned with the Scariest Fucking Things. You win if the Scariest Fucking Things is the last faction standing and all of your enemies have been defeated.
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And that was the end of the Scariest Fucking Things.

And, for those of you who are interested, the number of children the Scariest Fucking Things traumatized a few weeks ago was 39. That's a lot of children.

It is now Day 9. Day 9 ends 24 hours and 30ish minutes from now, at 10:00 EDT 10/4.
 
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vonFiedler, eager to use his knife, attacks Walrein. Walrein, using his swift nerd reflexes, attacks von just before he is killed.

askaninjask said:
Dear Crux Ditto Walrein,
You are Mandark.

You are the nerdy and evil counterpart to Dexter from Dexter’s Lab. You’re not scary enough to be a member of the Scariest Fucking Things, you’re too young for the Teenagers with Attitude, and you are definitely NOT a Lawman, so you don’t really fit into any faction. That’s ok though, since you’ve already built yourself a super-advanced robotic suit using your advanced scientific capabilities and you’re ready to take all of them on.

Once per night you may PM askaninjask and GoldenKnight “Night X - Attack <user> with my super advanced robotic suit”. <user> will be mauled by your marvelous invention. If <user> is on the team with the most remaining members left, you will deal 2 HP and gain 1 HP for yourself.If <user> is on the team with the second most members remaining, you will deal 1 HP of damage. If <user> is on the team with the fewest members left, your attack will do nothing. You have only 3 HP right now, but you have a potential maximum of 6.

If and when you are attacked, opposite rules apply. The team with the most remaining members will not be able to do any damage to you, the team in second place will only be able to do 1 damage, and the team that’s losing will deal 2 HP of damage. They, however, do not heal anything.

You are aligned with nobody. You win if you are the last man alive.
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Then vonFiedler, now seriously wounded, turned to attack kingofkongs.

"You cannot attack me," says kingofkongs.

"Why not?" says vonFiedler.

"Because..."

I

AM

THE

LAW

kingofkongs then used his handy vonFiedler removal spray on vonFiedler. He was removed.

Dear vonFiedler,
You are Holden Caulfield.

You are the horrendously misunderstood character from J.D. Salinger’s Catcher in the Rye. You’re constantly ragging on about how people aren’t genuine enough, and this has made you an extremely angsty teenager. You’ll try joining the Teenagers with Attitude, although that name sounds phony and all the people in the faction seem pretty phony too...

Once per night you may PM askaninjask and GoldenKnight “Night X - Check to see if <user> is a phony”. You will go up to them and attempt to get to know them well enough to see if they are phony. You will receive their full role PM by the morning.

Jason was not helped by any user whose first name has only four letters in it. Additionally, he was not helped by anyone from a live action movie or television show.

You are aligned with the Teenagers with Attitude. You win if the Teenagers with Attitude is the last faction standing and all of your enemies have been defeated.
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That spells the end of the Teenagers with Attitude. kingofkongs, the last player left standing, puts on his mask to reveal his true identity... as Batman.

Dear danmantincan kingofkongs,
You are Batman.

Do you really need an introductory paragraph? You’re fucking Batman.

Once per night you may PM askaninjask and GoldenKnight “Night X - Protect <user>”. <user> will be protected. <user> will not be able to be harmed during that night.

You have a slip of paper in your pocket. It reads: “K”

You are aligned with the Lawmen. You win if the Lawmen is the last faction standing and all of your enemies have been defeated.
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And with that, the Lawmen have won the game. Congratulations to kingofkongs, Da Letter El, LifeAdmiral, Quagsires, Paperblade, Aura Guardian, and LightWolf.
 
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