game
OVER
The night is quiet.
Too quiet. Mayor
Kaxtar lays in bed, immersing himself in a novel. Suddenly, a group of 3 thugs, 2 men and a woman, all dressed in black, burst into his bedroom. They proceed to beat the ever-loving shit out of him and then shoot him once in the head. As he lays bleeding on the floor, a slip of paper drops out of his pocket.
Dear New World Order Kaxtar,
You are the Mayor of Mafiatown.
As the mayor, you are mortified that evil has penetrated your fair village. Although you are usually a bumbling buffoon, you will try your best to help.
You don’t have a night action. However, because you are such an influential person, your vote counts double in the daily lynch.
You are allied with the Village.
You win if the Village wins.
Across town at the Mafiatown Hospital,
Engineer Pikachu hears the gunshot and sprints out the door. On the way, however, he is accosted by a woman in black, who manages to distract him by having sex with him. By the time he finishes and arrives at the mayors house, it is already too late. As EP stares in shocked silence at Kaxtar's body, a piece of paper falls from his pocket.
Dear Engineer Pikachu,
You are the Doctor.
A master of saving lives, you are the #1 man to come to in Mafiatown for anything from HIV to hand cramps. In particular, you specialize in gunshot wounds.
At night, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Operating on USER”. If an attempt is made on USER’s life that night, it will fail. Keep in mind, however, that there are some kinds of wounds that even you have never seen before.
You are allied with the Village.
You win if the Village wins.
A few seconds later, Engineer's assistant
pokemaniac 212 rushes into the room as well. His face is full of hope, but it quickly turns into sorrow as his gaze alights upon the dead Kaxtar. Disgusted with himself, he pulls out a slip of paper and rips it to shreds.
Dear pokemaniac 212,
You are the Nurse.
Fresh out of med school, you were just hired at the Mafiatown hospital to assist the town’s top doctor. He doesn’t let you do much, but you probably aren’t ready for it anyways.
You don’t have a night role yet, but you would likely be the one to take over the practice should your boss become indisposed.
You are allied with the Village.
You win if the Village wins.
The next morning,
Mithril grabs his newspapers and sadly trudges to the town hall to announce this disastrous news. He is so preoccupied with his sadness that he doesn't notice the slip of paper that falls from his pocket.
Dear Mithril,
You are the Town Crier.
You’re the number one news source in Mafiatown. Everything that happens in the city is announced by you on a daily basis.
At night, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Announcing the daily news”. In the body of the PM, put a message 5 lines or shorter to be included anonymously in the morning update.
You are allied with the Village.
You win if the Village wins.
Meanwhile, three "villagers" laugh hysterically. As they invite their cohorts into the village to wreak havoc,
auramaster, khz, and ginganinja pull out their business cards and throw them in the air in celebration.
Dear friends,
Your boss has ordered you to infiltrate and eliminate the disgustingly peaceful village of Mafiatown. So you will.
Your team consists of:
Ditto - The Stalker - Inspector
khz - The Framer - Framer (no shit)
Maxim Hydrattler Pernicious ginganinja - The Janitor - One-Time No Reveal
kingofkongs - The Gossip - Announcer
auramaster - The Hooker - Take a guess.
Each night, you will choose one member to execute your team’s kill. The chosen member will send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Killing USER”. USER will die.
From your previous stakeout, you know that the town does not have a Barber, a Beggar, a Taxi Driver, a Fireman, or a Reporter. Use this information however you like.
Your team’s official IRC channel is #ronwashington. All relevent modes have been set. Please contact Walrein ASAP for access to the channel.
You win if the only living players are allied with the mafia, or if nothing can prevent the same.
Dear khz,
You are the Framer.
The mafia’s “inside man” in Mafiatown, you have a lot of influence in the town. Enough influence, in fact, to convince anyone of an innocent man’s guilt.
At night, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Framing USER”. Any investigations targeting USER that night will believe him to be a mafia-aligned Goon.
You are allied with the Mafia.
You win if the Mafia wins.
Dear Maxim Hydrattler Pernicious ginganinja,
You are the Janitor.
You aren’t a real janitor - that’s just what everyone calls you. You are a specialist at cleaning up dead bodies, which will prove handy for keeping Mafiatown in the dark.
Once in the game, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Cleaning up after USER”. If USER dies that night, you will clean up his body, and only you will learn his role. If this fails, you may try again.
You are allied with the Mafia.
You win if the Mafia wins.
Dear auramaster,
You are the Hooker.
The only female member of the Mafia, you have been roaming Mafiatown for a while, offering... “services” to the villagers.
At night, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Fucking USER”. USER will be too preoccupied to complete their night action.
You are allied with the Mafia.
You win if the Mafia wins.
Ginga also throws up
Empoof's missing slip of paper as they run off into Mafiatown, determined to loot and wreck the place.
Dear Empoof,
You are the Bounty Hunter.
A former member of the Mafiatown police force, you quit after being sued for police brutality. Now you go after criminals on your terms.
At night, you may send Walrein a PM titled “Night X - Taking out USER”. USER will be killed.
You are allied with the Village.
You win if the Village wins.
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE MAFIA FOR WINNING RETURNING TO OUR ROOTS MAFIA
Postgame soon.